Disclaimer: Song is Britney Spears' and characters are J.K. Rowling's.
(Italics are lyrics if you want to skip those.)
7. Sing Britney Spears at the top of their lungs during missions.
Voldemort, his followers, and the Marauders were walking quietly as they were going to creep up on their victim without his knowledge or so they thought.
"Everytime they turn the lights down, just wanna go that extra mile for you public display of affection. Feel's like no one else in the room," James singed at the top of his lungs.
"We can get down like there's no one around. We keep on rockin'" Sirius sang.
"Cameras are flashing while we're dirty dancing. They keep watchin'. Keep watchin'. Feels like the crowd is saying," Remus sang.
"Shut up! You are going to blow are cover!" Voldemort loudly whispered (AN: It's possible).
"Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more," they all sang at the top of their lungs and a few cats died.
"Oh my ears! SHUT UP!" Voldemort screamed covering his ears.
"The center of attention Even when they're up against the wall You got me in a crazy position If you're on a mission you got my permission," James sang and this time he was dancing, terribly, to the music.
"We can get down like there's no one around We keep on rockin', we keep on rockin', rockin'" Remus sang and started to dance.
"Cameras are flashin' while we're dirty dancin' They keep watchin', keep watchin' Feels like the crowd is sayin'" Sirius sang and danced around too. Just before they were going to start the chorus Voldemort tried to silence them but it didn't work. Then the death eaters started to join in on the chorus.
"Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more," everyone sang as the person that they were trying to ambush was escaping but was not noticed by Voldemort as he was trying to get everyone to be quiet but yelling at them wasn't working. In all of the chaos, his wand has been turned into a boom box that was playing the music.
"GRRR! GAH!!! Those boys will pay!" Voldemort screamed into the sky with an evil (coughwimpycough) laugh following.
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