Chapter 14:
More Training
Kye's POV:
It had been a week since Sasuke said he would train me, and boy did he mean it. He wouldn't relent except for short meals, and a few hours of sleep. It was exhausting. And I hated it. DON'T SAY THAT! You know you love it! I do NOT love it. You do. Ah, but I am you. Don't expect me to say "ah, touché", I'm not Iruka. Aw, but that line was so funny! But I'm not Iruka, so I am NOT going to say it. (Naruto Abridged quote. If you haven't watched it, you should, it is funny as hell). Please? NO! Please? Fine, ah, touché. Happy? Yes, yes I am.
"Hey, stop spacing on me," Sasuke said.
"Sorry, Jade wont shut up," I said.
"I don't want to hear excuses, I want to see results!" He scolded me.
"Sorry, gosh, you don't have to yell at me," I muttered under my breath.
"What was that?" He asked.
"Nothing," I said. Ah, he's SOOO cute when he's mad! Don't you think so? No, because he's yelling at me!
"Okay, let's try that again," he said.
"Okay." I closed my eyes, and focused my chakra. "Fire Style: Fire Ball Jutsu!" I got the same result as the last thousand times I tried it: A small puff of smoke with a hint of orange flame.
"You're not trying hard enough," he said.
"Well, maybe if you gave me a break, I could do better! I'm exhausted," I said.
"Do you think an enemy would give you a break when you're exhausted in the middle of the fight?" He asked.
"Of course not, but this is practice! It's when I'm allowed to get a break to learn the stuff I need to learn, so I don't have to deal with the same problems in a fight!" I yelled at him. Stop yelling at Our Sasuke! You mean your Sasuke! That is IT! I'm taking over! What? Shit! No you are not! Too late!
"Sasuke, you have to forgive my other self, she has no idea what training means," I said.
What, I do to! Shut up! For once I'm trying to help you! How? I'm going to loosen him up for you.
I could practically see her grinning evilly. Of course, she wasn't letting it show, she was better than that. And so was I, of course. There was no way she was going to be better then me. If you know what I mean.
"Oh, no, you've gone psycho again," he said.
"I'm not psycho, she is!" I had my arms around his neck now, and I was backing him up to the tree behind him.
"Sure, sure," he said. "Isn't the guy supposed to make advances like this?"
"That's a stereotype," I said with a smile. I was slowly leaning up to him. And he was leaning down to me.
Don't you think we're rushing this? Of course we aren't. Just imagine he's Itachi. I guess I could do that. But still, I don't think I would rush it with Itachi. Yes, you would. So don't be mad at me. I'm not going to win this argument, am I? Nope!
We were kissing now (Me and Sasuke, that is). My hands were in his hair, and his were on my back. It was a perfect moment. And then…
"What the hell is going on? I thought you were training!" An angry voice said behind us. I turned around in Sasuke's arms, and stared at the figure before us.
"We were training, Orochimaru," Sasuke said calmly.
"Yeah, so BUG OFF!" I said. He didn't scare me, he was just creepy.
"No! You. Can't. Take. My. Sasuke. From. Me." His teeth were gritted, and I was clearly getting on his nerves.
"No way; I wont' let you have him! You'd just rape him. I'll love him then rape him," I told him stubbornly, and then I looked at Sasuke. "Kidding, mostly."
"I hope your kidding about the raping me part," he said.
"I am, don't worry," I said with a smile.
"That's a relief," he said.
"Sasuke, with me, now," Orochimaru ordered.
"No," he said flatly.
"What?" Orochimaru asked.
"I said no," Sasuke repeated. "We were working on change in chakra nature, and she was almost there, but then she needed a break."
"So you kissed?" Orochimaru was clearly angry.
"Yes."
"Is that what you will do whenever she needs a break?" His snake-like eyes were glinting with anger at me.
"If that's what it takes for her to relax," Sasuke replied, still in a monotone.
"Don't worry, Orochimaru, you can still rape Kabuto," I said smiling.
"What?" He was definitely outraged.
"Well, I assume that's what you did before you got Sasuke," I said with a shrug.
"You little brat," he said.
"I think it's time for you to go, Orochimaru," Sasuke said.
"And why should I listen to you?" He asked, outraged.
"Because you need me," Sasuke told him. "I am stronger than you now, and I could leave you anytime I wanted."
Orochimaru realized this, and, though he didn't quite believe it (from what I could see), he left anyways.
"Well, I didn't see that coming," I said.
"I have my ways," he said, turning me around. "Do you want to keep training?" I shook my head, while my inner nodded her head.
Too bad for you, I'm in control. We need to learn this, though! Hey, you were the one who wanted a break! Oh, whatever!
Sasuke and I continued kissing for a while, and I think both of us enjoyed it, although Jade enjoyed it more.
D: Well, there you have it! I'm sorry it's so short, please don't yell at me.
K: I want some time with Itachi!
D: And you'll have it. In fact… oh, Itaaaachiii!
Ita: What?
K: Yay! *Hugs Itachi fiercely*
Ita: Oh, boy, lucky me. *he says this blankly*
D: Well, review please! I'm in a pretty good mood today, thought I'd say that. Oh, and if something doesn't make sense (plot or otherwise) just tell me, and I'll fix it/explain it.
