Disclaimer: I own nothing except Jessie and Lauren.

The song used in this chapter is "Survivor" by Destiny's Child... I dont own that either!


The six teens piled into Lauren's truck and drove down to Wal-mart, as of now they were all standing at the front of the store by the doors around a cart.

"Alright peeps, Mama Knight wants things to make cheeseburgers tonight and breakfast in the morning. But…I have a hard time following instructions for anything. So new game plan! Jessie and I will be in the front section getting all the things on the list. I want you boys to raid the food isles and grab all the things you'll eat, I want those cabinets in 2J stocked to bursting point. Do you boys understand?" Lauren asked as she looked around the cart.

They all nod once.

"Alright, move out!" Jessie said, jumping up to sit at the corner of the cart.

Lauren pushed the cart into the store and made her way toward the meat section, the boys disappeared within the isles of food.

"You do know that they are going to come back with abunch of potato chips and snack cakes right?" Jessie asked as she turned around to raise a brow at her sister.

"Of course I do, that's why I sent them off while we get all the real food. You can't take four teenage boys grocery shopping! They'd just groan and complain about how bored they are." Lauren grinned as she stopped at the meat coolers.

"Like you do when Kelly takes us grocery shopping with her?" Jessie asked with a small smirk as she reached over and snatched a package of steaks off the rack.

"Exactly."

The girls searched and picked out all kinds of different meats for Mama Knight, hamburger, steak, pork chops, hot dogs, baby back ribs, bacon, sausage, and also various types of lunch meats for cold cut sandwiches. Then they continued down the isle and got the dairy products, milk, eggs, cheese, yogurt, etcetera. They spent the next ten minutes knocking out all the different sections of the food chain, they were just loading a ten pound bag of potatoes onto the bottom of the cart when the boys returned. And just as Jessie predicted, their arms were piled full with abunch of unhealthy junk food.

"Whoa! One would think you guys were being starved." Jessie joked as they dumped their loads into the cart.

Looking through the items you could discover Doritos, Cheetos, coffee cakes, fudge rounds, pizza rolls, lunchables, corndogs, etcetera.

"Spiderman?" Lauren asked with a raised brow, pulling a box of Spiderman fruit snacks from the pile and holding them up curiously.

"What! I'm a growing boy, and growing boys need their fruit snacks! Plus… Spiderman is awesome." Kendall defended.

"Cant argue with that." Lauren agreed with a grin, tossing the box back into the cart.

"I wonder who threw this in." Jessie said sarcastically, giving James a pointed look and picking up a magazine from under a bag of cheese puffs.

"What! I'm a handsome boy, and handsome boys need their Cuda!" James defended, using Kendall's words.

"True." Jessie shrugged and began flipping through the CUDA magazine.

"We just need a few more things before we can head to checkout." Lauren said as she attempted to push the now full cart.

It didn't move…

"Jessie…"

"Hmm?" She asked, not looking up from the magazine.

"Get your fatass up!" Lauren shouted.

"I am not a fatass!" Jessie gasped. She jumped down from the cart and smacked Lauren with a pack of hamburger buns before going to stand next to Carlos.

Lauren tried to shove the cart again, this time it slowly moved. She let out a tiny groan and bent her knees as she tried to make the heavy cart go forward.

"Frikin move forward dammit!" She cursed, kicking the back of it.

But the cart continued to inch forward slowly.

"Would you like some help?" Kendall asked, trying to hold his laughter in.

"I frikin got this!" She shouted and pathetically tried shoving the cart again.

"I don't think you do." Kendall stated as he bumped her out of the way with his hip and began pushing the cart like it was the easiest thing in the world.

All the guys and Jessie laughed as they followed around the cart down the isle. Lauren just stood there staring after the stupid cart in shock, she let out a huff before following behind everyone.

"Show off." She muttered as she came up next to Kendall.

"Weakling" He muttered back.

Lauren turned her head and frowned at the blonde.

"AH! Whats that on your face!" Lauren screamed, staring wide eyed at his forehead.

Everybody that was within hearing distance of the store turned to stare at the group.

"Wha-"

"Hold still! I'll get it off!"

And with that said, Lauren raised her hand and slapped Kendall in his right eyebrow.

"I think I got it…" Lauren trailed off with a grin.

Kendall turned his head slowly, a mock frown on his face.

"You should know that back in Minnesota I was captain of the hockey team, and you have three seconds to star-"

"Challenge accepted Kendork! Game on beyotch!" Lauren grinned, she thumped Kendall on the back of the head and took off running.

Kendall looked at the guys, then to the place where Lauren disappeared, then back to the guys. A smirk slowly appeared on his face.

"Oh no…" Jessie muttered.

She knew that smirk, Lauren did a smirk just like that just before she sent someone crashing into the boards, or just after she sends a slap-shot right into someone's face. Very bad things happened when that smirk was present.

They all watched as Kendall took off in the direction Lauren went.

"Well…we're going to be here for a while. Im going to take this cart up to the front and have some employee watch over it." Jessie sighed as she tossed the magazine back into the cart and attempted to push it.

It didn't move…

"A little help here." She grunted as she shoved harder.

With a chuckle James pushed the cart to the front of the store with Jessie, Logan and Carlos in tow.

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"Thank you!" Jessie told the customer service lady who agreed to watch over their cart gratefully.

"Now what?" Carlos asked after Jessie turned back around.

"We have a credit card with six digits and a whole store full of open opportunity. Have fun boys! But don't go too crazy." She winked.

And with that stated, Jessie picked up a shopping basket and walked away. The guys all exchanged glances.

"Did Jessie Rocque seriously just give us permission to spend money off of her father's stolen credit card?" Logan asked with wide eyes.

"I think so…" Carlos said as he slapped his helmet on.

The three boys looked at eachother for a moment.

"Plasma!" James yelped, making his way over to the electronics.

Logan and Carlos shrugged and followed behind him.

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"Laureeeen, I know you're around here somewhere. Come out come out wherever you are." Kendall said as he peered between the pajama racks.

"Ohh Kendork…" Lauren purred, causing him to whip around in the direction her voice just came from.

His smirk reappeared on his face as he began making his way toward Laurens hiding place. He was being a little too confident, too bad Lauren was about to knock him back in place.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you." Lauren stated just before he stepped into her line of target.

"Oh? And whys that?" He asked as he did the stupid thing, and stepped into her line of target.

Lauren cut her line, and her bra slingshot flew forward. Kendall's eyes widened in horror as his front was soaked with the mysterious liquids from Laurens water balloons. He watched as she stepped out from behind the side of the shelves, a winning smirk on her face.

"That's why."

Kendall looked down at his soaked t-shirt and flannel button up, then back up at Lauren. The liquid had a weird scent to it, he knew it wasn't water.

"What did you just drench me in…" He asked slowly.

"Oh just some Morning Paradise Summers eve cleanser." Lauren shrugged, and then started giggling at his confused expression.

"Do you know what that is?" Lauren asked, biting back another laugh.

"No, do I want to know what that is…"

Kendall was beyond confused now.

"Boys…" She shoved a box into his chest and took off running again, her laughter could be heard around the corner.

Kendall looked down at the white box with furrowed brows.

'Hmm Clinically tested…refreshes as it cleans…complete and ready to use…what is this crap? Sounds like some sort of girly face wash…' Kendall thought to himself, then he turned the box around to read the directions.

'How to use: Twist off cap… okaayyy…then insert nozzle into th-'

"Oh my god!" He yelped, dropping the box and giving it a swift kick across the floor.

He shuddered in horror, frikin girly products. If Lauren wanted to play dirty, then he was going to play dirty right back. With one last horrified look at the small box Kendall marched away, sweet revenge forming in his mind.

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Lauren was running, she had made it halfway across the store in two point three seconds. She was attempting to put as much distance between her and Kendall as possible, because once he realized just exactly what she had soaked him in, she was a dead woman. Making a sharp left turn she found herself crashing into someone.

"oooff!"

They both hit the ground painfully and the sound of metal cans clashing against the floor sounded.

"Ow! Dammit if I fall down one more effing time today!" Said the female Lauren had crashed into.

"Shut up Jessie, now if you see Kendall, tell him I went the other way!" Lauren picked herself up off the ground and took off running around the corner again.

Jessie grumbled curses at her sister as she crawled around the floor to pick up all the Lady Cuda products Lauren had knocked from her basket. Once everything was back in the basket Jessie slowly stood back up…

"oooff!"

"DAMMIT! Kill me! Just-frikin-kill-me!" Jessie mumbled from her spot on the floor.

"Sorry Jessie! Id help you up, but my hands are a little full."

Jessie looked up and seen Kendall standing there, looking around like he was on a mission.

"Are those condoms?" Jessie asked as she got up and looked at the weird objects in Kendall's hands.

They looked like condoms filled with some sort of liquid and covered in baby powder…

"Yeah, now where's your sister." Kendall asked.

"She went that way!" Jessie grinned and pointed in the direction Lauren had ran just a moment prior.

Jessie watched as he took off, she shook her head with a chuckle and picked up her basket. She was pretty much done getting what she needed, turning on her heel she went to search for Carlos, James, and Logan. But before she could take a step she heard a shriek from a few isles over.

"HA! Suck on this bitch!" Kendall shouted gleefully.

If you listened closely you could here multiple twok noises. Jessie laughed as she visualized Kendall sitting on Lauren and smacking her in the face with his condom contraptions. Lauren kept shrieking and Kendall kept slapping her, then Jessie watched as Kendall ran past the isle she was in laughing. Lauren right behind him, she had long white marks across her face, forehead, and neck. With a grin Jessie grabbed the phone on the pole and dialed in a number…

"Attention Wal-mart shoppers, mushroom stamping in isle three. Isle seven you will find Kendall owning Lauren, and be sure to stop by the electronic department and pick up your very own copy of Rocquet Gurlz' album 'Party Till Sunrise'." She hung up the phone and set search for three boys.

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Jessie found the guys, and when she did, she wasn't surprised at the things they had. James had a fifty inch flat screen plasma on a rolling cart, Carlos was carrying a play station 3 with a stack of games balancing on top, and Logan had a laptop in his hands.

"Why do I feel like im spoiling you three?" Jessie said as she walked up behind the group.

The three whipped around and grinned at her.

"Jessie babe, don't think of it as spoiling. Think of it as house warming gifts." James tried, patting her on the back.

"You're only saying that because you want the TV, if I was gonna buy you a house warming gift I would have went the cheap route and bought you a plant." Jessie stated as they walked toward checkout.

"I can have the play station right Jessie?" Carlos asked, the look he was giving her was similar to one a five year old asking his mother for a new toy would give.

"Well since you asked so nicely… of course you can." Jessie said, patting his cheek as he grinned.

"Thanks!"

"Yeah thanks Jessie!." The other two boys said.

"Don't mention it guys, least my dad could do for being such a heffert today. And trust me, once we get our jobs back tomorrow, the yelling's only going to progress until he gives himself a heart attack." Jessie said with a frown as she grabbed the food cart and pulled it toward checkout.

"Where's Kendall and Lauren?" James asked, glancing around for the two.

Just as he asked that, there was a loud noise from the left side of the store. The four turned that way and seen a feather covered Lauren making a get away on a bike, she disappeared behind the shelf. Two seconds later Kendall, who was covered in toilet paper, and wielding a baseball bat, ran after her.

"There they are…" Jessie trailed off.

"Should we go get them?" Logan asked

"Nahh, their bound to get kicked out soon. Let them have their fun." Jessie said, turning to continue scanning the groceries.

"Lady Cuda?" James asked as she ran the black and purple can across the scanner.

"Yes James, Lady Cuda…you aren't the only Cuda obsessed person in Hollywood." Jessie said with a small smile, bagging her awesome smelling hair moose.

He just grinned at her.

Once they had everything paid for, with a whopping price total of $1,784.47. Jessie and the guys pushed the three carts out to the truck and loaded it up into the bed.

"How are we going to get in, Lauren has the keys." Carlos said as he tried to open the locked door to the truck.

"Like this…"

She reached under the panel of the drivers side tire and pulled out a small key, the guys watched as she unlocked the door and got in, clicking the button to unlock the other doors. Carlos and Logan got in the back seat, James jumped shotgun…

"How long do you think those two will be?" James asked after about five minutes of silence.

"Not long I hope, im starving!" Carlos exclaimed, his stomach giving a loud growl.

"If their not out in the next five minutes im going in there and dragging them out myself." Jessie groaned, pulling her wig and beanie off and tossing it up on the dash.

The silence engulfed them again, James flipped through his Cuda magazine, Carlos fidgeted with the straps of his helmet, Logan was reading the manual to his new laptop, and Jessie drummed her fingers against the steering wheel.

"Ughhh!" Jessie groaned after about eight seconds.

She clicked on the roof light and pulled open the console, pulling out a notebook and pen.

"What's that?" Carlos asked as she flipped open the notepad to a page with sloppy hand writing on it.

"This boys, is Rocquet Gurlz' third album." Jessie said searching through the console again.

James snatched the notebook up and began flipping through it, reading one of their songs.

"Hey!" Jessie protested, snatching the notebook from James and slapping his hand.

"What!" He shot back.

"If you aren't a Rocquet Girl then you're not allowed to touch the notebook!" She exclaimed, pointing to the cover.

"See 'Rocquet Gurlz only'"

She pointed to the small label at the bottom.

"Violators will have their faces cut off." She read.

James yelped and covered his face with his hands. Jessie laughed and flipped back to the page she had opened it to before James decided to get all touchy feely. She furrowed her brows up in concentration as she hummed and read the lyrics written, occasionally scratching something out or jotting something down.

"What are you doing?" Logan asked, curiosity getting the better of him.

"Lyric jotting, this song is almost finished…" Jessie mumbled, not looking away from the page.

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"Can we get an exclusive?" James asked.

He really wanted to hear Jessie sing. Sure he heard her on the radio, and live at the concert. But he wanted to hear her up close and personal, was she as good as he was? Jessie seemed to be thinking about it, she sighed and reached for the storage compartment above them.

"Sure why not, but if I find this leaked up on YouTube im taking back that TV and shaving your head." Jessie warned as she pulled out a CD and slipped it into the player.

She adjusted the bass tune and sound as music started playing from the speakers, it was upbeat and energetic. She clicked the next button until it reached number seven. This one had more of an R&B feel to it. Jessie cleared her throat and started singing.

Now that you are out of my life,
I'm so much better,
You thought that I'd be weak without ya,
But I'm stronger,
You thought that I'd be broke without ya,
But I'm richer,
You thought that I'd be sad without ya,
I laugh harder,
You thought I wouldn't grow without ya,
Now I'm wiser,
You thought that I'd be helpless without ya,
But I'm smarter,
You thought that I'd be stressed without ya,
But I'm chillin'
You thought I wouldn't sell without ya,
Sold nine million.

The Chorus played from the radio with the other girls and Jessie singing it.

I'm a survivor (what),
I'm not gonna give up (what),
I'm not gon' stop (what),
I'm gonna work harder (what),
I'm a survivor (what),
I'm gonna make it (what),
I will survive (what),
Keep on survivin' (what),
I'm a survivor (what),
I'm not gonna give up (what),
I'm not gon' stop (what),
I'm gonna work harder (what),
I'm a survivor (what),
I'm gonna make it (what),
I will survive (what),
Keep on survivin' (what).

Jessie began belting the next verse as the guys listened in awe.

Thought I couldn't breathe without you,
I'm inhalin'
You thought I couldn't see without you,
Perfect vision,
You thought I couldn't last without ya,
But I'm lastin'
You thought that I would die without ya,
But I'm livin'
Thought that I would fail without ya,
But I'm on top,
Though it would be over by now,
But it won't stop,
You thought that I would self-destruct,
But I'm still here,
Even in my years to come,
I'm still gon' be here.

The chorus played again and then Jessie began the bridge.

I'm wishin' you the best,
Pray that you are blessed,
Much success, no stress, and lots of happiness,
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna blast you on the radio,
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna rely on you or your family,
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna hate on you in the magazine,
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna compromise my Christianity,
(I'm better than that)
You know I'm not gonna diss you on the Internet
Cause my momma taught me better than that.

The chorus began again and Jessie turned down the volume down, she looked at all the guys carefully. They all had thoughtful looks on their faces.

"Soooo, how was that?" She asked.

"That was great!" Carlos clapped.

"Catchy." Logan stated.

"Absolutely perfect! When's this album being released? Im gonna be the first in line for it!" James stated grinning.

Jessie laughed at James' fanboyism.

"The albums release date is set for mother's day." Jessie sighed as the song came to an end and she ejected the CD.

"Why so long? That's….eight months away." Carlos said, counting on his fingers.

Jessie shrugged.

"Griffin set the date, we just make the album. But you gotta figure, writing the songs, recording the songs, editing the songs, and coming up with track music for the songs is no walk in the park. If we get one more case of bad writers block again we'll be lucky to make that dead line." Jessie said as she put the CD and notebook away.

"What inspired that song?" Logan asked after a moment.

"Chantell fuckin Carsey." Jessie spat bitterly.

"What do you have against Chantell Carsey?" James gasped.

"Alot…" Jessie mumbled, furrowing her brows together in aggravation toward the woman.

"Wait…who's Chantell Carsey?" Carlos asked, completely clueless.

"Only the hottest model of the 90's." James said, the same time Jessie said…

"Only the stupidest bitch in the whole universe."

"Huh?" Carlos said.

Jessie sighed and threw herself back into the seat. James pulled a photo out of his jacket, much to Jessie's horror, it was a photo of Chantell Carsey.

"Chantell Carsey, most sought after model of the 90's. She was offered a spot at the playboy mansion, but she wound up pregnant and Hugh changed his mind. They say she lives in France with her husband Pablo and her son Justin now. She's still a total babe. Hottest lady in the world, right next to my girl Jessie here." James finished, winking at Jessie.

Jessie was glad it was dark out and nobody was able to see her blushing. I mean seriously, what was it with this dude and hitting on her! Not that Jessie minded of course. Usually when a guy hit on her she wouldn't be fazed, but when James done it she got all flustered and hot in the face.

She shook her head and rolled her eyes at the brunette, then looked curiously from him to the picture.

"What other weird things do you carry around in your pockets?" Jessie asked jokingly.

"My lucky comb, and eight by ten personalized headshots." James stated, pulling the objects from his jacket.

"One boy next door, one bad boy." He said, displaying the headshots next to his face.

Jessie blinked.

Then she facepalmed, really hard.

Something hit the window on her side really hard, Jessie jumped and let out a terrified yelp. Lauren laughed from the other side of the glass, her and Kendall stood there, covered in lots of random food products and holding bags in their hands. Lauren motioned for Jessie to jump in the back seat. Jessie flipped her off through the glass, with a sigh Lauren motioned for Jessie to scootch over. She lifted the console and moved over next to James while Lauren and Kendall jumped into the truck.

"Took you guys long enough!" Jessie complained.

"What! I had to buy Mr. Ketchup bottle back there a shirt or twelve. And I saw you buying these three dopes nice things while I was running from this bat wielding maniac, so I had to buy Katie and Mama Knight something nice too. It's not nice to buy everybody something and exclude the women! AND I had to use my own card because somebody checked out and left without us…" Lauren exclaimed, shooting Jessie a pointed look as she started up the truck.

"Not my fault! You two were totally set on killing eachother, I didn't want to get in the middle of it and become your target." Jessie defended.

Lauren rolled her eyes and pulled off her wig, glasses, and beanie, bits of corn fell out of it as she threw it on the dash.

"Corn?" Jessie asked, turning around in her seat to raise a brow at Kendall.

He just grinned innocently and shrugged his shoulders.

"You two aren't allowed in another store together again." Jessie said as she turned back around.

"Says the girl playing on the intercom…" Lauren laughed, pulling out of the parking lot and onto the main road.

They drove for a while, Lauren chatting with the guys about a recent hockey game and how the Los Angeles Kings kicked their asses. James and Jessie were hunched over the Cuda magazine, talking about some new product called Man Spray that they were about to release in November. James was talking about how he needed to find a way to get rid of the Cuda guy so he could become the new face of Cuda. They were all stopped short when Lauren whipped the truck into a parking lot outside a diner and slammed on the brakes.

"Lauren! What the heck!" James whined as he rubbed his head where it just hit the window from Laurens sharp turn.

"Shhhh, paparazzi are everywhere." Lauren whispered as she looked in the window of the diner.

"Is that Jett?" Jessie whispered as she followed Laurens gaze.

"Yep."

"As in Jett Stetson?" James whispered.

"Yep."

"Why are we whispering?" Carlos whispered, popping up behind Jessie's shoulder.

The girls continued to look through the window of the diner. Jett was sitting in the booth eating dinner with a blonde headed chick, they were holding hands over the table.

"Who do you think the blonde chick is?" Lauren whispered at Jessie.

"Hmm, I think she's that chick that plays Rachael in New Town High with him, ya know Drakes love interest… What's her name? Joann I think?" Jessie guessed.

"I don't care what her name is, what is she doing at dinner with him!" Lauren said.

"Maybe it's a business dinner." Jessie reasoned.

"Business dinner my ass!" Lauren hissed.

Just then Jett leaned over the table and kissed the blonde, a dude with a camera popped up from the bush outside their window and snapped a flashless picture.

"Why are we stalking Jett Stetson?" Kendall hissed as he looked over Laurens head rest.

"Why is that chick in there sucking face with my boyfriend?" Lauren hissed back.


HAHA! Im sorry! I just HAD to stop it here. I had fun writing this chapter, oh Kendall and Lauren -_- what are we gonna do with you two :)... Yes the blonde chick kissing Jett is Jo... Sorry Jo fans but I really dont have a use for her in this story, seeing as I dont care for her character all that much, but I threw her in here anyways. Lets all pretend that her career has already taken off and dont be expecting to see alot of her, she is of no importance to the story. I do however have another BTR story in the works and she plays an important role, that story may be started up after I finish this one. Anywhos! Lets look over some important questions!

Who is Chantell Carsey and why does Jessie hate her so much?

Why exactly is Jett Laurens boyfriend! Why's he sucking face with Jo?

How many more chapters is it gonna be before Carlos finally gets to eat? Haha poor boy, i feel like im starving him.

And is James really going to try and become the new face of Cuda? XD

Come on guys think about it! haha you're gonna have to keep reading to find out. Dont be shy and drop me a review, they make me smile and motivate me to update quicker. Next chapter in the works and should be posted within the next few days.