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(Recap: "Why is that chick in there sucking face with my boyfriend?" Lauren hissed back.)

"Boyfriend?" Kendall asked, his face falling into a frown.

"Kinda, not really." Lauren said.

"Huh?"

Lauren ignored his confusion.

"Those paparazzi will have the tabloids filled with abunch of junk saying 'Heartthrob superstar Jett Stetson dumps popstar Lauren Rocque for co-star!' if I just sit here and let them get away. Im not gonna take that one sitting down, he knows better than to go sucking face in public while we're dating! The agreement was we decide to end the relationship together! A mutual break-up! Im going in there and im gonna embarrass the crap out of him. Hold my coke!" Lauren ranted, handing her can of coke to Jessie and jumping out of the truck.

"Poor Jett…" Jessie laughed as Lauren slammed the truck door loudly.

They watched as Lauren angrily stomped across the lot. Four paparazzi dudes jumped out and started snapping pictures as she entered the diner. They were thinking 'uh-oh…Stetson caught cheating!', which was a plus for Lauren. She stomped up to the table and grabbed the two by their heads, ripping their lips away from eachother. She had a snarl on her face as she rounded on Jett, who stared up at her with wide and shocked eyes. The five in the truck watched as Lauren started screaming at Jett and using lots of arm movements.

"What do you think she's saying?" Kendall asked.

"No idea, but it doesn't look too pretty." James commented.

Jett tried to grab hold of Lauren, as if to try and get her to calm down. But she wretched her arm free and continued yelling, her face starting to go red.

"She looks like Gustavo when she yells." Carlos laughed.

The paparazzi were having a field day at the window as they continued snapping picture after picture. The Jo chick's lips moved, she was saying something, her brows furrowed in confusion. Lauren slowly turned toward the girl. Two seconds later Lauren had her by the front of her blouse, bringing her face dangerously close to hers. She opened her mouth and said something to the girl, whose face turned to one of confusion and she turned her eyes to look at Jett. Lauren violently shoved the blonde back down into the booth, turned back to Jett, and promptly slapped the hell out of him. She spun on her heel and stormed out of the diner, marching back to the truck she began wiping tears from her face.

"Is she crying?" Kendall exclaimed.

Before anybody could say anything Kendall jumped out of the truck and made his way to Lauren.

"Oh Lord, this is too good!" Jessie laughed harder as she watched Lauren latch onto Kendall and cry harder.

"Your sister just had her heart broke, and all you can do is laugh?" James asked, shocked that Jessie was laughing when the situation was NOT a laughing matter.

James' statement only made Jessie laugh harder. Her head fell onto his shoulder as she doubled over in laughter, wiping tears from her eyes.

The paparazzi turned their attention to the two in the lot and snapped pictures of Kendall as he comforted Lauren and led her back to the truck. They pressed up against the vehicle as Kendall and Lauren got back in, their flashers flashing in the windows. Lauren whipped the truck into drive and carefully drove away, making sure not to run over any cameraman. They rounded the corner and Lauren burst into laughter.

"Jett Stetson you are such a frikin moron." She laughed to herself.

"Camille would be proud." Jessie said grinning.

"I know!" Lauren agreed, smiling.

"Wait? That was acting?" Logan asked.

Lauren nod her head as she grabbed her coke from Jessie.

"You heffing bitch! You drank my coke!" Lauren frowned at her sister, who just shrugged innocently.

"Could somebody please explain to me what the hell just happened?" Kendall exclaimed, very confused.

"Publicly, Jett's my boyfriend. Literally, he's just my douche of a best friend." Lauren chuckled.

"I still don't get it…" Kendall said.

"I guest starred on New Town High once, Jett begged me to. I was the waitress chick that served Drake coffee in a pub and gave him relationship advice. I swear, you star in one frikin episode and have three frikin lines and the whole crew thinks fake dating is the way to go." Lauren huffed, rolling her eyes.

"You mean this whole relationship between you and Stetson has been a hoax?" James asked, confused.

"Duh, Jett is way too much of a douche for Lauren." Jessie said.

"You totally fooled me." James mumbled

"What did you say to that girl?" Logan spoke up.

"Oh! I just told her not to take anything I said seriously." She shrugged and turned onto the highway.

"Why were you crying though, you didn't actually like him did you?" Kendall asked, the teeniest bit of jealousy spilling out.

"No I don't, Jett is just a friend. It's called dramatic effect Kendork. You see Jett and I, we have this game we've been playing for about two years now where we are constantly trying to take eachother down a peg in public. This qualifies for about three pegs and now he is probably plotting his revenge on me… oh shit!" Lauren groaned and punched the steering wheel as she realized what she had just done.

"So there is nothing going on between you two?" Kendall continued to question.

"Of course not! Besides, Jett likes Jessie." Lauren laughed and gave Jessie a teasing look.

Jessie rolled her eyes.

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The got back to the Palm Woods some ten minutes later, Mama Knight was shocked when she seen all the things that they had bought.

"Lauren, you really didn't have to do all of this." Mrs. Knight said as she began putting one of the many bags of groceries away.

"It was nothing Mrs. Knight, now you don't have to worry about buying any food for the next two months." Lauren said, helping the woman put things away.

Then James and Kendall walked through the door, carrying the huge flat screen. They lugged it into the living room, then moved the small old television set to Katie's room.

"Wha- Ho- Should I even ask?" Mrs. Knight asked as the boys came back through and started opening the box.

"Bubble-wrap!" Jessie said happily as she snatched it off of the ground and jumped on the couch next to Logan who was starting up his laptop.

She began popping the bubbles and giggling.

"No I don't think you should." Lauren smiled as she watched Katie come out of her room and look at the TV curiously.

"Hey Katie." Lauren smirked.

"Yeah?" The small girl asked, leaning against the kitchen island.

"Here, if the guys are getting nice things, you should too." Lauren smiled, handing the ten year old a small purple gift bag.

"What is it?" Katie asked, looking curiously at the small bag.

"Open it!" Laurens smile grew wider.

Katie slowly reached into the gift bag and pulled out a rectangular box, it was wrapped in lavender wrapping paper, a purple ribbon tied into a bow around it. Shooting a confused look at Lauren, Katie pulled the bow off and ripped the paper open. The smile on her face when she seen what the object was made Lauren feel warm and bubbly.

"How did you get this? These things aren't even going to be on the market for another three months!" Katie asked in awe as she looked down at the neon orange DSi.

"There's more, open the box." Lauren encouraged.

Katie raised her brows at the blonde and opened the box. She turned the box over above the counter and gaped when lots of tiny chips fell out of it. Reading the labels on them, she realized that they were DS games. A grin spread across her face when she seen all the games she liked, none of that baby crap like Barbie dream girl. She looked up at Lauren with wide eyes, some of the games weren't even on market yet.

"Being a popstar has its perks." Lauren shrugged.

"Thank you!" The small girl ran around the island and hugged Lauren tightly.

"Don't thank me, thank your brother. He told me that your old one was beginning to fall apart, and how you've had your eyes on one of these babies for a while now… He also told me your favorite color." Lauren stated, nodding towards the orange DS.

Katie released her and ran towards Kendall, enveloping him into a surprise hug.

"Thank you big brother!"

"Don't mention it baby sister…" Kendall said with raised brows as he patted her on the head.

Katie grinned and made her way towards her room, grabbing the bag that Lauren placed all the games in when she passed.

"That was really sweet." Mrs. Knight commented, having just watched the scene infront of her.

"I got you something too Mrs.K!"

Lauren pulled out another gift bag and handed it to the shocked woman.

"Lauren you shouldn't have, I can't accept this." Mrs. Knight declined, trying to hand the bag back to her.

"Sure ya can, I insist!" Lauren stated.

"I cant."

"You can."

"I wont."

"You will."

"No."

"Yes."

"Really."

"Seriously."

"Lauren!"

"Jennifer!"

"You're not gonna let me win this are you?" Mrs. Knight sighed.

"Of course not, now open it!" Lauren urged.

With a defeated sigh, Mrs. Knight opened up the gift from Lauren.

"I was completely clueless on what to get, Kendall said you loved reading so I thought this would be alright. There are a thousand credits on there so you can buy books, I had one put on there that might come in handy…" Lauren trailed off as Mrs. Knight looked at the digital book reader.

"The Stage Moms Handbook." Mrs. Knight chuckled as she read the title.

"Yeah, I figured you're gonna need it if you're going to be living with four future pop stars. It goes over everything from healthy diets to Hollywood fever." Lauren laughed and glanced at the guys.

Kendall and James were attempting to hang the new plasma to the wall mantel. Logan was typing at a fast pace, while Jessie continued to assault the bubble wrapping.

"Mrs. Knight! I am starving! Pleeeease feed me!" Carlos begged as he came out of the bathroom.

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Soon 2J smelled of homemade burgers and steak fries, Carlos was the first in line to get his plate. Katie and Mrs. Knight ate in Katie's room, since their was no room on the table as it was covered in groceries. The guys successfully had the television working and sat on the couch eating, Lauren and Jessie sat on a pile of blankets and pillows that they had swiped from house keeping on the floor, covering as much of the nasty carpet as the could with them. They were lounged about, eating dinner, when Hollywood News came on.

"What's hot in Hollywood?" The woman asked.

"Besides the weather." The other woman laughed at her own corny joke.

"Tonight on Hollywood News! Im sorry to say, but Laurett is history!"

"Turn this up!" Lauren grinned as she heard her and Jett's couple name.

"That's right! Lauren Rocque and Jett Stetson have recently called it quits after the New Town High hunk was spotted at a diner with his co-star Josephine Taylor."

"By the looks of these pictures it was more than just a friendly business meeting."

They showed a picture of Jett and Jo in a lip lock.

"And who else to show up at this very diner than Lauren Rocque!"

"oooohh, tough luck Jett." The woman said sucking in air through her teeth.

"Lauren was not happy."

"We have video images from inside the diner when Lauren walked in and stumbled across the two secret lovers."

Lauren and Jessie were practically laughing with glee at this point.

The video started up and you seen Lauren stomp up to the table. She grabbed the two and pried them apart.

"What the hell is this Jett?" Lauren demanded, turning toward him.

"Lauren! What are you doing here babe?" He asked with wide eyes.

"Don't you babe me you cheating *beep*! What are YOU doing here sucking face with this blonde bitch? Last time I checked, you had a *beep* girlfriend!" She yelled angrily.

"Its not what it looks like!" He tried.

"What the *beep* do you mean its not what it looks like! Don't tell me she was choking and you had to give her mouth to *beep beep* MOUTH!"

Jett grabbed onto Laurens arm gently.

"Babe! Let's just cal dow-"

"Don't tell me to calm down you *beep* sucker!" Lauren screamed, wrenching her arm from his grasp.

"Jett…What's going on…?" Jo asked, her brows knitted in confusion.

Lauren slowly turned to face her, then she snatched the blonde up by the collar and pulled her up out of her seat.

"You're barking up the wrong tree girl!" Lauren shoved her backwards back down into her seat.

Lauren turned on back to Jett…

-smack!-

"WE'RE DONE!"

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The ladies appeared back on TV.

"ooooooooohhhh lets see that one again!"

They pulled the video back up and put the smack on repeat

Smack

Smack

Smack

Smack

"Haha, there you have it! The ending of Laurett, or is it?" The woman questioned mysteriously.

"And who is this mystery blonde that comforts the distraught popstar in the parking lot after that intense breakup?"

A picture of Kendall hugging Lauren in a comforting embrace was displayed on the screen.

Lauren was slapping her hands together and gasping for air as Kendall gaped at the screen.

"Could Lauren have been doing a little sneaking around of her own?" The woman questioned.

"Hey!" She protested to the woman on TV.

"She's not the only Rocquet Gurl to be sighted with a possible new Bo."

"What!" The two Rocquet Gurlz shouted.

"That's right, photographers caught Lauren as she left the diner and sitting in the front seat of her ride was sister Jessie Rocque, snuggling up to a very sexy brunette."

They displayed a picture of Jessie and James in the truck. Jessie had her head rested on his shoulder, a huge cheesy smile on her face. That was when she was laughing like a maniac, but the picture couldn't tell that. James had his arm over her shoulder and was smiling at the camera. The picture totally screamed 'happy couple' by the way they were posed. You could see Logan and Carlos in the background of the picture, Logans eyes were wide, Carlos had his helmet on as he looked at the paparazzi in horror.

Jessie began choking on a steak fry as she looked at the picture in horror. James, who had a gigantic grin on his face, leaned down and started thumping her on the back.

"I'd say he could give Dak Zevon a run for his money, wouldn't you say so Sharon?"

"Didn't Jessie used to date Mr. Zevon?"

"Yes she did, ohh how I miss Dessie!"

"Who's hotter with Lauren? Jett Stetson vs. The Mystery Blonde."

"Who's hotter with Jessie? Dak Zevon vs. The Sexy Brunette."

"Go up on our website and cast your votes! We will reveal the results of this love poll on next week's episode."

The television was muted by James as the women started talking about Hawk Records and whatnot. Everything was quiet between the six teens until…

"You're in Hollywood for sixteen hours and already stirring things up on the news." Lauren mumbled in disbelief, then she smirked at Jessie.

"Possible new Bo huh?" She nudged her sister.

"Gah fuck me!" Jessie groaned.

Damn those paparazzi scumbag.

"Uhh, I was going to be a gentleman and take you out to dinner first but okay! If you insist." James said as he placed his plate on the armrest, stood up, and threw Jessie over his shoulder for the second time that day.

James began walking toward his and Kendall's shared bedroom.

"Not on my bed James!" Kendall said as Lauren laughed.

"What? NO! It was just an expression! James!" Jessie protested, beating her fist into his back. Her face beginning to heat up.

"I knew that." James smirked as he dropped Jessie down onto the floor.

"Then why…" Jessie glared up at him as she pushed her hair from her face.

James shrugged.

"Because I wanted to see your pretty face get all hot and flustered." He flopped back down on the couch next to Logan.

Jessies face began to heat back up, she quickly turned around and grabbed her plate.

"Jerkass." She grumbled with a mouth full of cheese burger.

"I love you too Jess."

He reached out to ruffle her hair, but her hand shot up and twisted his wrist painfully.

"Touch the hair and you die." She hissed.

The five teens shared a look as Jessie released James' wrist.

"Gah! I hate you all!" Jessie groaned loudly as Logan, James, Lauren, Kendall, and Carlos all reached over and ruffled her hair so hard that it now remained a ratty mess on her head.

She shot off the floor and raced into the bathroom to inspect the damage.

"Lets watch a movie!" Lauren suggested as she crawled across the floor to the entertainment stand.

"House M.D Season 1?" Logan suggested.

"No thank you." Lauren mumbled.

"A bug's life?" Carlos asked.

"Pixar… yep you were right Jess. If Carmen doesn't marry him then somethings wrong in this world." Lauren mumbled to herself as she continued reading the titles to the DVD collection.

"Pretty women?" James said.

"I second that suggestion!" Jessie called from behind the closed bathroom door.

Lauren gagged.

"Hmmmmm, ya gotta have something good here… lets se- OH MY GOD!" Lauren let out a squeal as she snatched a DVD from the lineup.

"Whoah! Who died?" Jessie asked, peeking her head from the door, she was pulling her hair up into a sloppy bun.

"They have the 1977 version of Slap Shot!" Lauren grinned.

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They washed their dishes and popped some popcorn as the previews played. When the movie started they shut off the lights and the seating arrangements changed, Jessie sat on the couch between Logan and James. James casually placed his arm around her shoulder for the millionth time, Jessie didn't seem to notice as she was entranced by the movie that she had seen a zillion and five times before. Lauren was lying on her stomach on the pallet of blankets on the floor, Kendall was beside her in the same position, stomach down, elbows up, chin in hand, and staring up at the movie not blinking. Popcorn littered the floor as they blindly reached into the bowl.

"Does she always get that focused when she watches movies?" James leaned over and whispered into Jessie's ear.

"Only when she watches this movie." Jessie whispered back.

"What about Kendall? He seems mesmerized." Jessie laughed lightly as she looked between her sister and the blonde boy.

"Pssh, he knows this whole movie word for word, from beginning to end." James chuckled.

"Shut up James, this is one of my favorite parts!" Lauren hissed from the floor, not looking away from the television.

"Every part is your favorite part!" Jessie hissed back.

Lauren did a rude hand gesture at her sister. Jessie laughed and turned her attention back to the movie, and to her amusement it was the fashion show scene.

"I look like some cock sucking faggot in this thing." Jim spat as he adjusted his jacket in the mirror with a look of disgust on his face.

"Have you seen Reg or Braden?" The old man named Joe asked as he walked behind the curtains.

"Joe, I don't care man. Enough is enough! Nowhere in my contract does it say I gotta make a fool out of myself, am I right? Hey!" Jim protested as Joe turned his back on him.

Old man Joe pulled back the curtain to a fitting room to reveal an agitated looking Johnny Upton being tailored.

"Im gonna flash 'em Joe!" Johnny said with wide eyes.

"No, you're not." The old man protested.

"Im gonna run down that stinkin runway, open up this faggot bathrobe and wiggle my dick at em!" Johnny insisted, wiggling his hips to show Joe just exactly what he planned on doing.

Kendall snorted the same time Lauren started giggling lightly.

"You will not!" The old man sighed.

"Yes I am Joe! And do you know why? Because I want you to have a heart attack and die so we don't have to do this shit again! You and your fucking fashion shows!" Johnny grumbled loudly, shoving the tailor away from him and peeking out of the curtain to look around the runway.

Joe picked up the phone and started turning the dial.

"Its good pablisity, you fellas have not been drawin 'em in like the way you have in the past." He said, placing the phone to his ear.

"Im gonna wiggle it at 'em you cheap bastard! Im telling you, you better be prepared because when I yank it out, everybody in that audience with the exception of my wife is gonna be runnin for the exits!" Johnny said in aggravation and stormed through the curtain as his number was called to enter the runway.

Joe sighed again as the person on the other end picked up the phone.

"Joe McGrath. Just checking on th-"

Joe was cut off by the sound of terrified screaming from where the fashion show was taking place. Johnny had yanked it out and indeed wiggled it. Joe just hung up the phone and facepalmed.

"Oh Johnny Upton." Lauren laughed.

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Much to soon the movie ended and then they moved on to trying out the new Play station. Right now it was James against Lauren in an NHL 08 match. Lauren playing as the Los Angeles Kings while James played Minnesota Wild.

"You Minnesotian punks are going down!" Lauren exclaimed as she tilted the controller, like it would help her turns.

"Come on James! Make it count!" Kendall encouraged.

"Play it straight!" Carlos added.

"Don't look back or hesitate!" Logan said as James got closer to the net.

"Go big time!" Kendall said as James took the shot and scored another goal.

Lauren and Jessie froze and locked eyes as the guys high fived.

"Did you just hear that?" Lauren asked with wide eyes.

"Hear what?" Kendall asked confused.

Jessie and Lauren both shot up and ran into the kitchen, snatching the note pad off of the fridge and leaning over the counter. They quickly scribbled on the paper back and fourth, heads bent close together as they mumbled things to eachother.

"oh that's good…"

"Perfect!"

"Hey, hey, don't you feel the rush!" Jessie sang out.

After about five minutes the girls fist bumped and grinned.

"I smell number one hit." Lauren grinned at the guys.

"What was that all about?" Carlos asked as they sat back down.

"You'll fond out tomorrow when we go to Rocque Records…" Jessie trailed off and grabbed a controller.

Half an hour later Mrs. Knight came out of Katie's room and shooed the boys off to bed. It was going on midnight.

"Alright boys, ive let you stay up late enough. Time for bed." She said in her strict motherly tone and made her way to her room.

"Goodnight Jessie, Lauren." Carlos yawned and leaned down to pull both girls into a hug.

"Night Carlos." They chorused.

Carlos' yawn was contagious because soon the whole room began yawning, one person after another.

"You girls don't have to sleep in here on the couch, why don't you two take my bed?" Kendall offered, being a gentleman.

"No can do Kendork, I am not taking your bed." Lauren stated with a shake of her head.

"Yeah and I don't trust being in the same room with James." Jessie joked as she pulled a thick blanket around her.

"Why!" James demanded to know.

"I'd like to keep my virginity in tact thank you very much." Jessie laughed as James flushed lightly.

"Fine! I was just trying to be a gentleman but nooooo, the blonde one has to be stubborn and my roommate has to be a possible sex offender." Kendall grumbled jokingly, earning a punch in the arm from James.

They all said their goodnights to eachother and the guys headed off to bed. The girls didn't notice as Kendall shoved the other three guys into his room for an emergency bro meeting.


I told you I would have the next chapter up soon! This chapter is kinda blleehh to me, i tried my best though! I have not for the life of me been able to stop typing. I took a break from typing chapter 11 to post this one up, so expect chapter 11 to be up very soon :) I got to looking over my chapters and OMG how many more effing chapters is this day gonna take up! Lol...Please dont be shy and drop me a review. And the movie used above is 'Slap Shot' (1977 version). I used my favorite scene hehe XP. It seemed appropriate that those two hockey fanatics would be obssesed with that movie, plus its a pretty funny movie.