Chapter 15:

Shopping (again, but with more action!):

Darcy's POV:

"Hey guys!" I called walking into Kakashi sensei's house.

"Again with the barging in," Kakashi Sensei said.

"Sorry, but I had to ask Gaara a really important question," I said.

"What?" He asked, coming from the kitchen.

"Can you take me shopping at the mall today?" I asked smiling.

"Do I have a choice?" He asked.

"Not really," I said. "Actually, I was hoping all of the kids could go out, Kye needs a break."

"Cool, go get them, they should be training right now," Gaara said, kissing my forehead before I left.

At the Clearing:

"You need to do better," I heard Sasuke say.

"Easy for you to say, you've done this a million times," Kye said.

"True," he said.

"Besides, I don't have my pride to worry about," she said. I stood on the outside of the clearing and was unnoticed.

"What was that?" He asked.

"Well, it's not like I'm trying to please my father or anything," she said. "Not like you had to."

"Whatever," he said. I figured it was time to intervene.

"Hey, guys," I said, but they both ignored me and kept arguing. I tried a few times, so I decided to text Kye. I texted her: Hey, Kye, let's go shopping.

A few minutes later, her text tone went of: Shut the hell up you fuzz bag! (Sasuke from his fight with Yori. Another Naruto Abridged reference, seriously. If you haven't seen it you should check it out, if you have, check it out again!) She opened her phone and texted me back.

My text tone went off: Um cha um cha um cha um cha *singing* Gaara of the funk!

They both looked at me.

"If you were right there, why didn't you say anything?" Kye asked.

"You two were too busy arguing to listen to me," I said simply, flipping my phone open to read the 'sure, is Sasuke coming?'

"Yes, yes he is."

"Yay!" She grabbed his arm and ran to Kakashi Sensei's house, with me right on her tail.

Later, at the Mall:

"Oh, my God, that's on store?" Sasuke asked.

"No, it's one building with multiple stores in it," I said.

"Why would anyone do that?" Sasuke asked.

"Because it's convenient," I replied. "Although I hate all the walking, I figured it was time for Kye to get a break from training. Speaking of which, how's that going?"

"Oh, it's great!" She said excitedly. "I've finally gotten the Fire Ball Jutsu! Yeah, in between kissing him! Oh, shit, did I say that out loud?"

"Yes, yes you did," I told.

"Oh, great, I'm talking to myself out loud now," she muttered to herself. "Just great."

"Don't worry, I still love you!" I said, putting an arm around her. "And I'm sure Sasuke does, he just won't admit it."

"Okay, since it's about lunch time, I think we should get lunch before we go shopping," Sakura said, coming up to the front to walk with Sasuke.

"Good idea, Sakura," Naruto said, joining them on Sasuke's other side.

"Aw, isn't that cute, it's team seven together again," I said to Kye.

"It is pretty nice," she said. "But that Sakura has got to watch herself around my Sasuke!"

"Ew, you sound like Orochimaru!" I said.

"Don't you dare compare me to that creeper," Kye said glaring at me.

At the food court:

"There's too many of you, we need to get rid of one person for the next test, so, um, if your British, leave. (Hyate)"Kye was quoting Naruto Abridged, and I, of course, just had to join in.

"Aw, bugger (Kabuto," I finished for her. "Oh, here's on: What are you doing Gaara? (Mr. Expendable [AKA Yashamaru])

"I'm brooding. (Gaara)" Kye continued.

"Do you want to be friends?" I continued.

"Of the funk?"

"Yeah, Gaara, friends, of the funk. Um cha um cha um cha um cha um cha, friends of the funk! "

"What are you doing?" Gaara asked. We had completely forgotten about our friends sitting around us. At this point, they were all staring at us like we had lost our minds (which may not be too far off the point).

"Um, quoting Naruto Abridged," I said with a hesitant smile.

"Wonderful," Gaara said. But the way he said it was completely not wonderful.

We all ate lunch in silence, until Temari saw her.

"Look there," Temari said. We all looked and saw the one person, besides say someone from Akatsuki or Orochimaru, who could ruin this day: Rachel. "Who wants to beat the shit out of her?"

"I do!" Kye said.

"You don't even know her," I said.

"Well, if Temari doesn't like her then she's got to be a bitch," Kye reasoned. They both got up and stalked her into a dark alley (because this mall has one, apparently).

"This is not going to end well," I said. "They are going to get into so much trouble."

"We're going down together or not at all," Sakura said, getting up. "Let's go guys."

"Right behind you, Sakura," Naruto said. Sasuke followed silently, then Kankuro, and finally me and Gaara.

By the time Gaara and I got there, nothing intense had happened.

"You put them up to this, didn't you?" Rachel said pointing an accusing finger at me.

"Me?" I asked innocently.

"Don't act like you don't know. You're just a whore, and you know it!" She shouted.

"Takes one to know one," I said shrugging. She looked absolutely offended.

"That's it, can I punch her?" Temari asked.

"Go right ahead," I said.

"Oh, can I, too?" Kye asked.

"Sure," I said.

Because of unnecessary violence portrayed in this scene, this scene will be replaced with a grassy field.

There were screams of pain as Rachel finally got what she deserved: A very good ass kicking. For whatever reason, the mall cops didn't show up, but just incase we decided to end our shopping trip short and hurry home.

Back at Kakashi's house:

"You guys are home early," Kakashi Sensei said. "I thought you would be out much later." When we came in we saw Kakashi and Orochimaru just staring at each other, with Kabuto standing behind him (Orochimaru). They had said they were going to discuss battle strategies, but it looked to me they were just having a staring contest. A very hate filled one. I was starting to think that my brilliant idea of getting Sasuke, Orochimaru and Kabuto to help us wasn't so brilliant. Having Sasuke was nice, but Orochimaru was just creepy.

"Um, well, you could say we got in a fight," I said. "Well, Temari and Kye did, but we were all there. We didn't get into any trouble, but we figured it would be safer to leave."

"I see." Kakashi had not taken his eye off of Orochimaru yet, and I don't think he would any time soon.

We decided to leave them like that. Sasuke, Kye, Gaara and I went to the clearing to train, while everyone else did who knows what.

D: There you go, I'll probably get another chapter up today, but no promises; I'm exhausted.

K: why?

D: There was a storm last night, and though that didn't wake me up, I did wake up because I was really hot. That storm kept me up forever! The thunder was supper loud, and the flashes of lighting were like flash bombs!

K: Wow, really? I'm sorry to hear that.

D: Yeah, well, that means I'm probably going to try and take a nap, but who knows.

K: Well, your well being is MUCH more important than this story!

D: You really think so?

K: No, I don't. Update this chapter PRONTO!

D: Gee, thanks for the concern.

Gaara: I think you should take a nap. Don't listen to Sasuke's psycho girlfriend.

Sasu: She's not my girlfriend!

D: Are you kidding me? You guys make-out every time you train! If that doesn't make you boyfriend/girlfriend, I don't know what does.

K: Just admit it Sasuke, you know you want to!

Sasu: Fine, we're dating, happy?

K: Very :D

D: Okay, review and I'll try and update before today is over.