Disclaimer: I own nothing!


Kendall closed the door behind him quietly, he turned around to see the raised brows of his three friends. They all seemed to read his mind because Kendall, Carlos, and Logan all simultaneously stated…

"She's mine!"

"What!"

"No! She's mine!"

"I bought her a smoothie!" Carlos stated angrily.

"Yeah well im the smart one, girls like smarts!" Logan argued.

"Yeah well! I love hockey, she loves hockey! Do the math!" Kendall stated.

"But i've never had a girlfriend!" Carlos exclaimed.

The three began shoving at eachother and fighting.

"Wait why aren't you in this James?" Logan asked in confusion from Kendall's headlock.

"Don't encourage him man! He always gets the girl!" Carlos whined.

James, who was combing his hair in the small wall mirror shrugged.

"Laurens not my type, plus im going after Jessie. So you three better not get any ideas, ive had dibs on her since eighth grade." James stated, giving his friends a warning glare.

"We know!" The three sighed, remembering when James discovered the girl band nearly two years ago, when his obsession with pursuing Jessie Rocque began.

"What makes you think Jessie would go for you?" Kendall snorted.

"Pssh… Jessie has an amazing voice, I have an amazing voice. She has perfect hair, I have perfect hair. She loves Cuda, I love Cuda. She's a goddess, im a God. Her fathers an ass, my fathers an ass. Sh-"

"We get it!" They chorused, cutting off James' listing.

"My point is, we're perfect for eachother. And she will be mine because, come on, no girl can resist the face." James said, doing his spirit finger thing.

The guys rolled their eyes at James and his vanity, and then they began their fighting again. James raised a brow at his fighting friends, pulled off his shirt, and hopped into bed.

"Can you three take this to the other room, I need my beauty sleep." James yawned and pulled the covers up to his chin, letting his eyes slide shut.

"Lets just all discuss this in a responsible manner like the mature young adults we are." Logan suggested.

They nod and stopped the fighting.

"There is nothing to discuss because she will be mine!" Kendall stated matter-of-factually.

"How about you three let her decide." James said lazily, sleep creeping up on him.

"That's probably the smartest thing James has said…ever." Logan said with raised brows.

"Haha…funny, now shut up im trying to sleep he-" James stopped talking and began snoring lightly as he fell asleep.

"Fine, starting now we let Lauren decide which one of us she wants to date okay?" Kendall proclaimed.

Logan and Carlos nod. The three boys fist bumped and headed for bed, each thinking of ways to woo Lauren Rocque.

XOXOXO (In the Living Room) XOXOXO

Lauren was lying on the back of the couch, swinging her arm back and fourth scratching the back of it lightly. Jessie laid across the cushions, staring up at the ceiling waiting for sleep to take her.

"Psst, Jess…are you still awake?" Lauren whispered, turning her head to look at her sister.

"Yeah, what do you want!" Jessie whispered back.

"I want to know what's going on between you and James." Lauren stated seriously.

"What? Nothing! What makes you think anythings going on? I mean, I just met the dude a week ago." Jessie hissed, confused as hell at her sister.

"Earlier today when I got here the two of you seemed really snuggly in that lounger by the pool." Lauren frowned.

"What do you mean snuggly! I was just taking a nap." Jessie sat up with furrowed brows, a blush creeping up on her face.

"I mean you two were all wrapped up in eachother, you're never like that around guys. That's more of a Carmen thing to do…Do you like him?" Lauren asked.

"No! Come on, I just met him. Sure he's cute- 'Lauren coughed'- Alright! Really ho- 'Lauren raised her brow' – Okay! Frikin gorgeous! Happy? But that's beside the point, the point is, I don't know him and don't think that just because I find him attractive that im gonna take a flying leap of faith and actually go out with him, besides…he probably doesn't even think of me that way." Jessie shrugged and flopped back onto the couch.

The couch wobbled and hit the floor again.

"Oww… anyways, you're full of it! James is fawning over you like a lost puppy. I think you and James would be cute together." Lauren giggled and Jessie blushed.

"No no no no! A thousand times no!" Jessie hissed, glaring at Lauren.

"Why?" Lauren complained.

"Because… Those boys are going to be huge when Big Time Rush takes off. And I know first hand what it's like being a huge popstars girlfriend." Jessie mumbled.

Her hand went to her neck to trace the faint white four inch scar that rested there, just under her jaw line, half a centimeter away from her jugular vein.

"Im sorry Jessie! I didn't even think of that!" Lauren apologized as Jessie stared into space, most likely remembering the day she received that scar.

"S'okay." Jessie shrugged, shaking her head to get rid of the images.

"Dak never meant for that to happen Jessie, he loved you…" Lauren said softly after a moment.

"I know."

"He still beats himself up over it."

"He should…"

"No he shouldn't, and you know that." Lauren told her sister sternly.

"I almost died Lauren!" Jessie exclaimed in annoyance.

"You think I don't know that! Those three weeks felt like twelve fuckin eternities for us! Kelly was having an emotional breakdown, we couldn't get Carmen to stop crying for anything, Jayde didn't sleep, I was loosing my frikin mind and felt sick to my stomach every minute of every day! Dad would have killed Dak if I hadn't of stopped him, and Dak wanted to throw himself under a semi, I wondered who was gonna snap first! Me or him!" Lauren spat, trying to keep quiet.

Jessie stayed silent, feeling guilty.

Lauren sighed.

"Im sorry, I shouldn't have just blown up like that. Its just… that time was really hard for everybody Jess. I mean what would have happened if we would have lost you? Dak would have killed himself in the most painful way possible and id be in the psycho ward stealing crazy peoples jello cups, and I don't even like jello…" Lauren said, trying to lighten the mood.

"Ha-ha…" Jessie said dryly.

They remained quiet for a while, Jessie glanced at the clock on the microwave. 12:37am… She glanced at Lauren, who still laid on the top part of the couch. Her eyes were closed and her face was completely relaxed.

"Pssst! Lauren…are you still awake?" Jessie whispered into the darkness.

There was a light groan.

"Darn it Jess, I was almost asleep!" Lauren whined, lifting up and rubbing her eyes.

"Whoopsy." Jessie smirked innocently.

"What do you want?" Lauren yawned.

"What do you think of the boys?" Jessie asked curiously.

"You woke me up to ask that?" Lauren asked in disbelief.

"You asked me about James, so im asking you about them. Now answer!" Jessie demanded.

"Their cool I guess." Lauren shrugged.

"You know what I mean." Jessie frowned.

"Okay okay… What do you wanna know?" Lauren asked, looking down at her sister.

"Would you date any of them?" Jessie grinned.

"Sure why not." Lauren said sarcastically.

"Logan?" Jessie asked with a laugh.

"Too smart…"

"Carlos?"

"Carmen's soul mate through and through…"

"James?"

"Too girly, plus he's yo man." Lauren giggled.

Jessie rolled her eyes and sighed.

"What about Kendall?"

"Kendork is one shmexy bitch." Lauren stated bluntly.

"But those eyebrows." Jessie laughed.

"His eyebrows are perfectly fine and manly Jessie." Lauren laughed.

"But their sooo…" Jessie trailed off and did abunch of arm movements.

Lauren snorted.

"So do you like him?" Jessie asked.

"I just met him like twelve hours ago, I mean yeah sure, hes a cool guy and all. But if he wants to be my boyfriend, hes gonna have to come up with something totally epic." Lauren stated.

"And the only way he could possibly ever do that is if he found th-"

"Don't speak of it!" Lauren hissed, slapping her hand over Jessie's mouth.

Jessie slapped her hand away.

"If he found the bi-" Jessie tried again, but found Laurens hand slapping back over her mouth.

"Don't! We swore it to secrecy remember! After it was finished we vowed to never speak of it again! Its been hidden away for four years now, no boy will ever find it Jess." Lauren stated seriously.

"Fine fine! I wont say it." Jessie sighed and yawned.

They fell into silence for a moment.

"Laurdall…Oh Lord that's horrible." Jessie snorted.

"What!" Lauren asked, completely bewildered.

"Laurdall! Its yours and Kendall's couple name." Jessie grinned.

"Just shut up…" Lauren mumbled, shoving her face into her pillow.

"Kendauren…hahaha you guys just can't win here… I like Laurett much better, that couple name rolls off the tongue."

"You're sleep deprived, go to sleep Jess." Lauren yawned, pulling her blanket over her head.

"G'night Laur…" Jessie yawned again.

Lauren was already dead from the world. Dreaming of eyebrows and hockey pucks.

XOXOXO (The Next Morning) XOXOXO

Kendall stumbled out of his room the next morning at 9:45 to the smell of sausage and bacon. With sluggish movements and large yawns he got up to start day number two of the LA life.

"Good morning honey!" Mrs. Knight said cheerfully from the kitchen where she was preparing breakfast.

"mornin' mom.." Kendall yawned again before being shoved sideways into the wall as James ran past him.

"I have to take a leak!" The shirtless brunette announced, rushing into the bathroom.

Grumbling, Kendall made his way into the sitting room. He grabbed the remote off of the coffee table and clicked it on, throwing himself back to the couch his eyes widened in surprise as the piece of furniture gave a loud groan.

Kendall gave a terrified yelp and leaped up.

"Ugh! Never in my life have I been woken up by somebody's ass…" Jessie grumbled, sitting up with her legs tucked under her.

She shot a glare at Kendall.

"Whoa… which one of you ladies just screamed?" James asked as he walked out of the bathroom and took a seat on the couch next to Jessie.

"That was Kendall." Jessie yawned, rubbing the sleep from her eyes.

"I do not have a lady scream." Kendall argued.

"Hey did Katie just scream?" Logan asked as he and Carlos stumbled out of their room.

Kendall just groaned and flopped down on Jessie's other side.

"Where's Lauren?" Kendall asked, looking around the floor for the missing teen.

"Up there." Jessie stifled a yawn and pointed behind her.

Kendall and James turned around to see Lauren sound asleep on the back of the sofa, her hair was in her face and her mouth hung open as she lightly snored.

"Why is she sleeping up there?" Kendall asked, poking the sleeping girl.

"She always sleeps on the top of the couch." Jessie shrugged, then turned to wake her up.

"Lauren…" She shook her a bit.

Lauren didn't respond.

"Laur…"

Nothing… With knitted brows Jessie poked Lauren in the neck. Lauren giggled in her sleep.

"What was that?" Kendall asked with wide eyes at the sleeping blonde who just giggled.

"That…was Lauren's sweet spot." Jessie smirked and poked her again.

"How would you know that?" Logan asked as he and Carlos squeezed in on the couch.

"She's my sister, we know everything about eachother." Jessie shrugged.

"Even her sweet spots?" James raised a brow.

"Even her sweet spots…You poke her right here in this spot and she turns into a giggling mess." Jessie laughed and poked Lauren again.

"Do you have a sweet spot?" James asked, wiggling his brows at her.

Jessie blushed…hard.

"I think she does." Carlos laughed teasingly as Jessie blushed harder.

"Mind sharing?" James smirked at the tomato faced girl.

"Hey! Are those wash-board abs?" Jessie asked, poking James in the stomach before she shot up off the couch and raced to the bathroom.

"I'll just ask Lauren." James shrugged and turned to wake the girl.

His shaking didn't work.

"Is she dead?" Carlos asked.

Kendall poked her in her sweet spot.

"Nope." He smirked as Lauren giggled again.

"Hmmmm, maybe we should take a different approach…"

And with that, Carlos shoved Lauren off the back of the couch and into the hard floor.

"Carlos!" Kendall exclaimed, peering over the back of the couch.

"You're dead Carmen!" Lauren shouted, sitting up in her tangle of blankets.

She glanced around curiously, trying to figure out where the hell she was and how the hell she got there. She glanced down and seen her bare legs sticking out of the blankets. She always wore leggings or sweat pants to bed, why were her legs bare!

"Oh my God ive been date raped!" Lauren cried, clutching her hair.

"No you haven't you moron…" Jessie said coming out of the bathroom, her face back to its normal shade.

"Jessie?" Lauren asked, glancing around for her sister in the mystery apartment.

That's when she seen the guys peering over the couch at her curiously. The events from yesterday came back to her sleepy mind and she frowned at the four.

"I didn't want a wake up call…" She mumbled, standing up with the blanket around her shoulders.

She walked around the couch and sat down next to Kendall. With a large yawn she wrapped her arms around him and rested her face in his chest, closing her eyes to get more sleep. Kendall shot a smirk over at Logan and Carlos who were frowning deeply.

"Its time to get up!" Jessie said, sitting down on the arm rest next to James.

"But he's so warm!" Lauren mumbled from Kendall's chest.

"Boo you whore!"

The seven people in the apartment whipped their heads around to stare wide eyed at the small ten year old who just muttered those words tiredly.

"Katie!" Mrs. Knight scolded.

"What! I was just joking, Laurens not a boo-ish whore." Katie defended, rubbing her eye.

"Stop saying it!" Mrs. Knight exclaimed.

"What? Boo-ish?" Katie played innocent.

"No! You know what I mean… I knew I shouldn't have let you watch Mean Girls." Mrs. Knight mumbled to herself and continued fixing breakfast.

"I love your sister Kendall." Lauren chuckled as she got up to go pee.

XOXOXO (After Breakfast) XOXOXO

"We'd better head to the studio now, its going on noon." Jessie sighed as she put her cleaned plate into the dish drainer.

"I'll text Kelly." Lauren said pulling out her phone.

"I'll force James to stop doing his hair." Jessie countered, walking toward the bathroom door.

"Oh man…" Lauren groaned as she looked at her phone with a frown.

"What is it?" Kendall asked curiously.

"Jett texted me last night…"

"What'd he say?" Carlos asked.

"He said… You're gonna die bitch, winky face." Lauren said, typing a reply.

"That's nice of him." Logan deadpanned.

.

.

"Where is Jessie and James? We really need to go!" Lauren exclaimed, glancing around the apartment.

"She went to get James away from the mirror remember?" Logan said.

Lauren facepalmed and walked to the bathroom door, she knocked on it.

"We'll be out in a sec!" Came Jessie's reply.

"You've been in there for ten minutes! We need to go now!" Lauren said twisting the knob and pushing the door open.

"Seriously!" She exclaimed, frowning deeply.

The sight that greeted her wasn't surprising. James was running a straightener through his hair carefully. Jessie stood next to him in the mirror with her hair in loose curls, a curling iron rolled up in her hair, she let the last curl down and sprayed her whole head with some Cuda maximum hold.

"We're almost done, promise!" Jessie said, running her fingers through her hair to break the curls.

Lauren just shook her head and grabbed them by the shirts, pulling them out of the bathroom and away from the hair products.

"Come on you two, you're pretty enough…'!"

Lauren had to drag a protesting James and Jessie from the apartment.

.

.

.

"You guys ready for this?" Jessie asked, her hand placed on her fathers office doorknob.

"Its now or never." Kendall shrugged.

Jessie nod and opened the door, sitting behind the desk was none other than Gustavo Rocque. Kelly stood at his side. He looked up from his papers with a frown, obviously not happy to see them. Jessie and Kendall took seats in the two leather arm chairs while the other four stood behind them.

"What?" Gustavo stated in an aggravated tone.

"Dad… we're sorry." Jessie stated.

"And we've decided to be on our best behavior while recording demos." Kendall added.

"You expect me to just let you have your jobs back?" Gustavo laughed.

"Yes, if you know what's good for you…" Lauren stated with crossed arms.

"Is that supposed to scare me?" Gustavo raised a brow.

Lauren shrugged.

"Why don't you ask Carmen?" She said, nodding towards the opened office window.

Gustavo looked at Lauren curiously, walked towards the window and pulled the blinds up, down below on the sidewalk was his niece Carmen Rocque in her pajamas. She had on her trademark purple pilot's helmet and was standing in the bed of his sister-in-laws truck, next to her was a large cylinder shaped contraption. She looked up towards the window and spotted Gustavo. With a stiff nod, Carmen slapped down the eye shield to her helmet. The guys looked at Lauren and Jessie confused, what the heck was happening? The girls just smiled.

"No!" Gustavo shouted as a loud boom sounded.

But his shouting did nothing as a large watermelon came barreling through the opened window and knocking him into his desk. The guys looked from the widow to Gustavo with wide eyes, Jessie and Lauren acted like nothing even happened.

"Is this supposed to sway me?" Gustavo laughed again, holding the watermelon in his hands.

A loud boom sounded from the street, another large watermelon shot through the window and found its target on the side of Gustavo's head. From the office you could hear the faint noise of tires screeching as Carmen and her mother made a quick escape.

"Kelly…take the dogs to the recording studio and call Mr. X." Gustavo said before falling to the floor.

The six teens cheered together and ran out the door, headed straight for the recording studio.

.

.

.

"Okay lets do girl time from the top!" Gustavo said as he entered the studio and sat in his chair.

"Yeah about that…" Jessie started.

"We wrote Big Time Rush's first song." Lauren finished, handing the paper to the man.

"Big Time Rush?" Gustavo questioned.

"Big Time Rush." The boys chorused.

"What the heck is a Big Time Rush?" Gustavo spat.

"It's the name if their band." Jessie shrugged.

"And the name of their first demo." Lauren added.

Gustavo read over the paper carefully.

"This is the best song ive ever written!" He proclaimed.

"Of course it is…" Jessie frowned at her father.

.

.

.

The rest of the week the boys finished up boy band bootcamp. Lauren learned first hand not to stand next to Logan during dance practice and taught him how to not hit people in their faces. By Friday, Griffin liked the boys and gave them a three month extension to record their demos.

"I like em, and the board is gonna love em. You have three months to make your demos. I told you the boy band was back." Griffin said patting Gustavo on the cheek.

"I have to go now, my pants are getting cold." He said and walked out.

Jessie and Lauren ran into the dance studio where the guys were waiting anxiously.

"Well!" James asked impatiently, looking as if he could burst.

"ehh." Lauren shrugged, playing it cool.

"Guess who's staying in LA!" Jessie shouted, unable to keep her excitement in.

"YES!"

James threw his fist into the air and grabbed Jessie up into a tight hug, he spun her around a few times. They all cheered, until Gustavo's voice cut through the room and ruined all the fun.

"Stop cheering! If you thought the last five days were hard, wait till ya see the next three months! Carlos still cant sing."

Carlos just continued to grin.

"Logan still cant dance."

"Why don't you go dance next to dad Logan?" Jessie suggested from under James arm.

"Jessie is still a smart elick."

"Love you too daddy."

"And I still cant stand James!" Gustavo spat, glaring at his arm that was around Jessie in distaste.

James threw his arms up in a 'Get at me bro!' type motion. Jessie laughed and grabbed the back of his shirt and placed a hand on his chest to keep him from walking up to the window.

"We'll work on it!" Kendall promised.

"Okay now you can celebrate…" Gustavo sighed.

The guys started cheering again, Kelly tackled Gustavo into a hug much to his horror.

As James pulled Jessie into another happy hug she sighed in content, James' dream was finally starting to come true. Two weeks ago when she met him she wondered what she was getting herself into, but at this moment, seeing the huge cheesy smile on his face, and seeing how happy he and his friends were, it made Jessie proud for doing what she did and being who she was…


OMG Big Time Audition is done! And it only took me 11 frikin chapters! Haha, goodness! NOW I can finally get this story rolling and get to all the juicy drama, epic halarity, and fluffiness I have planned out. Put your eye black on my lovely readers because you're in for a wild ride with this story. My writing streak hasn't burned out yet either, ive been updating like crazy! Leave reviews! Let me know what you think.

Next Chapter: One word…..CARMEN! :)

I have a picture of Carmens helmet up on my profile just incase you want to see what it looks like.