Redecorate the house with flowers and pictures of cute puppies and cats.

"Have you hanged up the posters yet?" James asked Sirius as he was placing vases of flowers on any available surface.

"Yah, I am almost done," Sirius struggled to say as he was holding the tape in his mouth and balancing on one foot to reach a far corner.

"Okay good, let's get out of here before he wakes up!" Remus said as he was on look out duty, which only made him more nervous then he already was. They finally finished and ran out as fast as they could.

The next morning:

"Oh, look everything is so pretty," Narcissa Malfoy said as she step out into the hallway and saw all of the flowers and pictures of puppy dogs and cats.

"This is vile and sickening," Lucius Malfoy said as he waved his wand to remove it all but nothing moved and in fact there seemed to be even more than there was before.

"Malfoy! Get rid of this mess IMMEDIATELY!" Voldemort screamed from his room. Just then the Marauders went into Voldemort's room.

"So I see that after your room makeover, you have finally decided to come out of the closet," James said looking around at the flowers and posters and pink wallpaper.

"It's okay, we always knew that you were," Sirius said shaking his head.

"At least you have Lucius to help you because we are pretty sure that he will come out of the closet too," Remus said.

"What? I am not…I do not…I don't swing that way," Voldemort sputtered.

"Sure, whatever you say," James said still examining the room.

"The first step to is to admit it," Sirius said trying to sound caring.

"It's the only way to get better," Remus said.

"But he can't get better," James whispered to Remus.

"What are you talking about!" Voldemort snarled.

"We always knew that you were a girl." They all said at the same time and then quickly dashed out the room dodging spells, while yelling to everyone they passed, "Voldy-poo is a girl!"

AN: Please review thanks!