D: Okay, next chapter. I'm going to try for one a day, so you'll have to wait a day to read the next chapter, unless, of course, I get a lot of reviews begging for more…? No, none, I guess not… Oh, well. Anyways, I'm still looking for a new ch
Chapter 17
Epic Battle Part 1:
We were about to jump into action when we were stopped.
"WAIT!" Kye shouted. "Nobody touch My Itachi!"
"What?" Sasuke asked.
"Sorry, Sasuke, I don't mean to be unfaithful or anything, buuuut…" She trailed off. She had (somehow) managed to latch herself onto Itachi. Itachi who looked as if he was debating if he should kill the unfortunate girl now hanging on him (yes, she was not just hugging him, but was hanging onto him).
"Oh, my," I said. "Um, Kye, not to interrupt your, um, wonderful moment, but if you don't let go of him now, you just might die."
"No, that's impossible," she said. "My Itachi would never do that to me."
"Get. Off. Now." He did not look happy.
"No," she said. "You know you like this." His glare suggested otherwise.
"Kye, if you could see his eyes, you would know he's already activated his Sharingan, and, as far as I know, you haven't been in Tsukuyomi and something tells me that you don't want to be caught in it," I told her. I tried to reason with her, but when she was in her fan girl mode like she was right now, there was no stopping her.
"Darcy, I think you're over reacting," she said simply, cuddling even more with Itachi (if that was even possible).
"I'm over reacting? Who's the one that's latched her self onto a fictional character?" I asked.
"Fictional? Do you even see him standing here?" She asked. She was outraged, as if I had just said he was the ugliest, stupidest, most evil (and by that I, of course, mean even eviler than Tobi *cough* Madara *cough*).
"Oh, you know what I mean," I said. At that exact moment, Itachi had (apparently) had enough. He (somehow) wrenched Kye off of him and sent her flying towards a tree. Lucky Kakashi Sense caught her, or she probably wouldn't have been fighting in this fight.
"Thanks," she said.
"Told you," I said.
"No, you said that if I wasn't carful I would get caught in his Tsukuyomi, not get thrown against a tree," she said.
"Same diff," I said.
"Not really," she said. "One would kill me the other just injures me."
"Whatever," I said. That's when I saw her, just standing there behind Itachi, glaring at Kye. That's when an idea popped into my head.
"Hey, Kels!" I sang. "Come here a sec, I've got something to give you!"
You could clearly see her perk up. "What?" She asked coming forward.
"A punch in your goddamn face, bitch!" I yelled, punching her hard in the face. She stumbled backwards when I hit her.
"What was that for, bitch?" She yelled back.
"Gee, I don't' know, it couldn't have been because you ditched me for a group of S-class criminals," I said sarcastically.
"Are you being sarcastic?" She asked.
"Oh, no, of course not," I said, my voice still dripping heavily with sarcasm. She lost it then and there. She screamed and charged me, tackling me to the ground. She aimed a punch at my face, but I turned my head to the side and she punched the ground. I kneed her in the stomach to get her off of me. I quickly got up and got into a fighting stance and she did the same. We started throwing punches and kicks and random insult at each other. Some hit and some didn't (the kicks and punches, that is). We exchanged a few more kicks and punches before we finally jumped back to catch our breath. She was the first to attack again. But it wasn't taijutsu, she used ninjutsu.
"Fire Style: Fire Ball Jutsu!" She cried.
"What?" I cried out in surprise. But I made myself focus. I dodged it and jumped onto the lake (yes, onto this time, not into). She prepared for another fire ball, and this time I was ready to counter. "Water Style: Giant Vortex Jutsu!" The water and fire hit and there was a big burst of steam. Though I couldn't see the fire and water battle, I could feel my water was winning. I focused even more at the realization. This was going great. And then there was another flame. I almost lost hold of my water, but somehow I managed to keep it. Not that it mattered, this new flame was a lot more powerful. I knew I wouldn't be able to hold out much longer. I released the jutsu and dived under water (and took a big breath of air). When I came up, I saw Itachi standing beside Kelsey.
Figures. That was a cheep shot! You're telling me, I'm the one who was almost hit! How many times do I have to tell you I am – Whatever! Let's just focus!
Kye hurried over to me. That's when I noticed that Itachi was standing by Kelsey's unconscious body.
"Did you do that?" I asked Kye?
"Hell yeah!" She said. "Nobody will ever take My Itachi!"
I gave her a look that said 'Yeah, and what about me?'
"Oh, or my dear, dear cousin," she added.
"That's better," I said turning my attention back to the Akatsuki. Everyone had rearranged. "God, these guys are fast." Hidan and Kakuzu were standing in front on me and Kye; Itachi and Kisame were facing Kakashi and Sasuke; Pein, Kona, and Zetsu were facing Gaara and Temari; Tobi and Deidara were facing Kankura and Orochimaru (poor Kankuro). I looked to see Sakura and Naruto hiding in the trees behind us (actually, Sakura was hiding while restraining Naruto).
"Well, bitch, time to get back at you," Hidan said, a sadistic grin on his face.
"What are you getting back at me for?" I asked. "I asked to fight you so I could get back at you."
"You just f***ing annoy me, okay," he said.
"So, because of that, you have to kill me?" I asked.
"Basically," he said.
"Well, that's logical," I said sarcastically.
"Also, I need another sacrifice," he said.
"And you've chosen me?" I asked.
"Yup," he smiled even more.
"Oh, boy, lucky me," I said flatly. "Are we going to stand here talking all day or are we gong to fight?"
"We're going to f***ing fight, bitch!" He shouted.
"Oh, Kye," I said. "Dibs on Hidan."
"Okay," she said. I knew she didn't want to fight Kakuzu, but I think she had enough sense right now to know not to argue.
I faced Hidan, and he charged me.
D: Sorry for the cliffy, but I'm going to split this fight into three chapters, so deal with it!
K: Aw, that's no fair!
D: I said deal with it! But anyways, completely random, but my area's in a tornado warning and I was stupid enough to let my cat out
K: Aw, will he be okay?
D: yeah, I went out and found him! I'm so proud of myself, I was able to find him and bring him inside! :D
K: Yay! Anyways, review, she loves it!
D: Yes, yes I do :D
K: But not as much as I love Itachi!
Ita: Why am I here?
K: Because I want you here!
Ita: Darcy, I thought you were the author.
D: I am, but apparently, I have not control over the matter. Sorry, you'll just have to deal with it.
Ita: Damn…
K: *Hugs Itachi fiercely*
D: Well, like Kye said, review, and I should have the next chapter up tomorrow, but no promises, I'm really tiered, so I may not feel like doing it. Sorry to disappoint. But I'll try and keep it up, and then when I go on vacation I can write at my own pace, and hopefully I'll get something done :D See you next time!
