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"The big what?" Logan asked.
Carmen just stared at them with wide eyes, she was so dead! She shook her head at them frantically.
"I didn't say anything!" She squeaked out.
"Sure you did. Now explain this big book of boy rules and where we can find it." James insisted.
"No! If I tell you, I'll die!"
"If you don't tell us your helmet will die." Kendall threatened. "Carlitos."
Carlos bent down and pulled Carmen's purple helmet out from under the table.
"Where did you get tha- NO!" She yelled when he turned the helmet upside down and positioned the mustard bottle over it.
"Tell us…" Kendall started "Or the helmet gets it…" James finished.
Carmen went to snatch the helmet from Carlos, he leaned to the side and squeezed the mustard bottle lightly. Mustard peeked from the tip of the spout. "Sorry Carmen, I'd hate to do this, so just tell them." Carlos said guiltily as she let out a small whimper. Carmen's face looked like she just had her puppy kicked under a train.
"Okay okay! Ill tell you! The Big Book of Boy Rules is a book we made when we were twelve! It explains every detail about our taste in boys and all that junk, from likes and celebrity crushes all the way to the perfect date. Lauren and Jessie vowed that if a guy ever wanted to be with them then they would have to find the book, study up, fill out the pamphlet, and then take them on the best date ever! It's like the ultimate boyfriend test, and only Dak Zevon has accomplished it…Now give me my helmet!" Carmen gushed out and snatched her helmet from Carlos. She wrapped her arms around it protectively and glared at the four of them.
"Why would they make a guy go through so much trouble just to go out with them?" Kendall asked with wide eyes after Carmen's outrageous explaining.
"Lauren said and I quote… 'Only a guy who is really worth my time of day would find the book, complete the task, sweep me off my feet, and together we would skate off around the ice rink.'" Carmen recited. "And she wants to talk about my speeches…" Kendall mumbled.
"What about this pamphlet and studying up thing, what's that mean? And what about this Dak Zevon fellow, what happened to him…" James asked curiously.
Carmen rolled her eyes. "One question at a time please… the pamphlet is like a quiz, like their favorite color, flower, what ticks them off, tickle spots, those kinds of things… you don't have to do it, but it would heighten your chances greatly. Studying up would be equivalent to stalking, observing the parties to get the answers…" She stopped so she could take a deep breath.
"Interesting…and where can we find this book?" James asked, dipping a waffle fry into some ketchup.
Carmen shook her head firmly.
"I broke the Sister Code of Conduct enough already, my lips are sealed!" Carmen did the lip zipping motion and bit into her burrito.
"What's the Sister Code of Conduct?" Carlos asked, turning towards the brunette with curious eyes. "It's just like the bro code, a set of official rules we girls, as sisters must follow…From not dating exes to not talking about the book or the conduct with the male specimen…Darn it!" Carmen really needed to learn to keep her mouth shut.
"Oh… Girls are so weird…" Carlos mumbled, scratching his head.
"Plus I couldn't tell you where the book was if I wanted to, I don't know where it is. Jayde hid it somewhere in Gramma Rocque's house four years ago." Carmen shrugged. "Eff..." She mumbled as she facepalmed herself.
"So its at grandmas house…" Kendall proclaimed, turning towards James.
"You mean Gustavo's mother!" James yelped in horror. Carmen nod at him dumbly.
"The woman that created that man beast?" James squeaked. "Hey! My father may be horrible but my Mammaw is the coolest lady in the universe." Jessie said defensively as she came back to the table with Lauren, hands filled with drinks.
"What are you guys talking about anyways?" Lauren asked as she slid back in the booth and began eating.
"Oh, I was just telling them how Thanksgiving is right around the corner, and how we cook dinner at Grammas house every year…" Carmen lied coolly.
"We should totally stop by there and meet your guys' Grandma sometime." Kendall spoke up, finding an excuse to get inside the house and find the book.
"She's going to be out of town until Thanksgiving time, she's in Arizona visiting her sister Catalina. But when she comes back you can meet her." Jessie promised.
They all fell into casual conversation, every now and then Carmen would run and get them refills. And way too soon Susan was calling Carmen back to work.
"I guess ill see you guys later, it was nice meeting you boys…But if any of you ever try to hurt my precious helmet ever again, I will kill you." Carmen smiled sweetly at them and began loading their dirty dishes and cups into a small bin.
"Should I even ask…Nevermind, Carmen don't forget to get dropped off at the Palm Woods at six! And wear your pajamas!" Jessie informed as she stood up and put a two dollar tip on the table.
"Ditto!" Carmen grinned, slipping the money in her apron and returning to work.
XOXOXO (( 5:47pm )) XOXOXO
Once again the girls had their pile of blankets in the middle of the floor in 2J. Mama Knight and Katie were down at the pool for a while. Lauren was in a pair of black leggings and an overly large long sleeved red and black flannel, her hair laid messily around her shoulders. Jessie was in a white pair of pajama bottoms and a black v-neck, she sat between James' knees on the floor as he pulled her hair into a double French braid messy bun.
"I still can't believe you blacked my frikin eye Kendall." Lauren grumbled as she rubbed the sore bruised skin in the reflection of the toaster.
"I said I was sorry… eight times!" He exclaimed, closing the freezer with a bag of pizza rolls in his hands. He ripped open the bag and dumped them onto a tray. "Congrats dude, you are officially the first person ever to slap shot me in the face." Lauren continued to grumble as she set the oven for the movie night snacks.
"I still can't believe James knows how to french braid." Jessie said as he tilted her head and started braiding on the left side. "Before my mom went to a pixie cut she made me do her hair all the time." James shrugged as he carefully pulled the strands of hair to tighten the thin braid.
"I'll tell ya what, if becoming a popstar epicly fails for you… I will hire you as my personal hairdres- ouch!" Jessie exclaimed as she felt her hair being pulled. "Whoops…" James said innocently as he 'accidentally' tugged the braid all not too gently. Jessie just lifted her head upwards to glare at the grinning brunette.
.
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"Are you sure Carmen is coming?" Carlos asked anxiously, glancing up at the clock again.
"Positive Carlitos, she just texted me and said she was getting into her PJs and picking out a few horror movies and she'll need to sneak past Bitters." Lauren said as she stood on her tippy toes and tried to reach a bag of chips out of the top of the cabinet.
"So give her about ten minutes and she'll be here." Jessie shrugged.
"Need help?" Lauren whipped around at the sound of Kendall voice and clutched her heart. "Holy crap you scared me!" She gasped, slapping him in the arm. He just smirked at her and stepped forward, causing her to step back and bump into the counter. He reached up and grabbed the bag of chips she was trying to grab with ease, damn him for being freakishly tall! He tossed the bag onto the counter behind her and turned his smirk back onto the blonde. Lauren found herself staring up into his eyes, which were the prettiest shade of green she'd ever seen. How come it had taken her till now to realize that one? She didn't know, because at the moment her mind was pulling a total blank on her. Her eyes shot down to his lips for half a second before going back up to meet his eyes, and for some strange reason, she wondered what it would be like to kiss him.
Whoa whoa! Hold the phone there Lauren, you do NOT like Kendork like that!
Yeah, keep lying to yourself Lauren.
What the fuck are you doing in my head Logan!
Im not Logan, im your inner voice smart one…
You mean my conscience?
No… your conscience is what tells you right from wrong, im just here to annoy the shit out of you.
Okayyy, but why Logan?
Don't ask me, it's your brain.
Okay okay, what were we talking about again?
About how much you want him to slam you up against the fridge and attack you with those sexy lips of his.
Okay…you don't know how awkward that just sounded coming from Logan, and I DO NOT!
You do too! Look at those luscious lips! And those eyes
The book!
Screw the book, the book was just something made to kill boredom.
Maybe it was but it still applies as the boyfriend quo-
You wanna run your fingers through that soft blonde hair of his!
Did I seriously just get cut off by myself, and no the hell I do not!
You love that he's just as obsessed with hockey as you are. And his competitiveness is such a turn on!
Fucking zip it dude!
Lauren and Kendall sitting in a tree F-U-C-K-I-
"SHUT THE FUCK UP LOGAN!" Lauren screeched.
Kendall stepped backwards and stared at her with wide eyes, the room got awkwardly silent as everybody turned to stare at the agitated blonde.
"Uhh, I didn't say anything." Logan spoke up from the couch with wide eyes.
Lauren blushed. "I- uhhh…I gotta go pee." She announced and quickly made her way to the bathroom. Avoiding all eye contact.
"What the heck was that?" James asked with wide eyes as he bunched Jessie's loose hair up with an elastic and began inserting bobby pins into random parts of it to give it that messy look.
"Don't ask me… she just had this really weird look in her eyes like she wanted to eat me, and then she just exploded…" Kendall shrugged as he awkwardly put the pizza roll tray into the preheated oven. He never really understood girls…
They were interrupted as the door busted open, turning towards it. They spotted Carmen Rocque standing there in a pair of purple pjs, she had a stack of movies in one hand and clutching her chest with the other.
"Sorry im late you guys, I had to crawl through the ducts to get past Bitters." She gasped out, walking over and falling over the back of the couch next to a grinning Carlos.
Jessie stood up from the floor and stretched. "It's all good, now lets get this movie night Monday rolling." She flopped down onto the floor and pulled James down with her.
Carmen rolled off of the couch and crawled over to the DVD player. "What do you guys wanna watch?" She asked as she opened up the player.
"House of 1000 corpses!" Jessie shouted out immediately, she already had the DVD in hand.
"Hell yeah!" Lauren agreed as she came out of the bathroom and did a run jump onto the couch, which fell off of its legs again…
"What's that?" James asked, rolling across the floor to Jessie and snatching the case from her lap.
"One hell of a great horror movie." He read off of the back. "Two young couples take a misguided tour onto the back roads of America in search of a local legend known as Dr. Satan. Lost and stranded, they are set upon by a bizarre family of psychotics. Murder, cannibalism, and satanic rituals are just a few of the 1000 plus horrors that await…" James read the back cover, he turned to look at Jessie with wide eyes.
"Don't give me that look! It's my favorite movie ever, its so funny." She giggled to herself and pulled a blanket over her shoulders, ready for the movie to begin.
Kendall shut off the lights and slouched down next to Lauren, who laid down with her head on his stomach and her feet in Logan's lap. Jessie sat up with her back against the sofa, James sat between her legs, lounged back with his head on her shoulder. Carmen stood up and frowned at the two pairs…
"Sit down Carmen!" Jessie hissed as she heard the previews starting.
"But I need a cuddle buddy too!" She whined.
"Then find one! But hurry, I wanna watch this movie!"
Carmen grinned and pointed to the four on the couch.
"Enie…meanie…minie….LATINO!" Carmen exclaimed. She jumped down on the couch next to a surprised Carlos, she lifted his arm up, wrapped it around her shoulders and rested her head onto his chest. In the darkness Carlos was blushing like crazy, but he grinned all the same and slightly tightened his hold on Carmen.
The movie select screen popped up and a creepy looking man dressed as a clown popped up.
"Well, shit the bed! Howdy folks, come on in! Well, I can see by those fancy britches and sassy hairdos that you all ain't from around here. So, where ya from?" Said the clown on the screen.
James glanced down at his black silk PJ bottoms. "Is he talking to me?" He whispered. Jessie giggled. "You better hope not." She whispered back, clicking the play button on the remote.
The movie started in black and white as a dude that revealed himself to be Dr. Wolfenstein started the movie. Jessie sang along to the opening song, which was quite creepy in James' mind. Why would anybody have a corpse under their bed, and what was that about throwing them on the fire?
There was an old gas station called Captain Spaulding's, inside there was an old grizzly looking man with clown makeup on his face, suddenly two masked men came barreling through the door with guns in hand.
"Mary fuckin' Moses! Get the fuck outta here!" The clown man, known as Spaulding, exclaimed to the two men in mask.
"Hold it, clowney. Keep your paws where I can see 'em" Spaulding held his middle fingers up in surrender.
"Y- yeah, don't move or I'll blast a hole the size of a K-kansas City melon through your ugly-ass Bozo face." The pudgy man in the monkey mask stuttered out.
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean?" Spaulding exclaimed in bewilderment.
"Go get that other asshole out of the shitter and drag his ass back in
here." Killer Karl demanded.
"Right…" The pudgy man left to go pull old man Stucky out of the bathroom.
"Miserable little cunts with guns. I ought to jump right over this counter and bash your fucking balls in." Said Spaulding.
Jessie laughed, Spaulding was without a doubt her favorite movie killer.
Killer Karl put his gun in Spaulding's face."Alright Tippy, hand over the cash box and I might leave your brains inside your skull."
Spaulding smiled wide, showing his yellow and rotting teeth.
"That's what you bitches need. A reality check courtesy of my boot in your ass. That'll be a fucking cash box you can cry to mamma about."
Rich came back into the room with Stucky in tow. Karl knocked a candy display over, raised his gun over his head, and fired into the ceiling.
"That's it. I'm gonna count to ten and you're gonna hand over the cash or I'm gonna splatter your grease paint mug across the stateline... one."
"FUCK YO MAMA!" Spaulding shouted.
"TWO!" Karl growled.
"FUCK YO SISTA!"
"Come on, man. Just shoot him." Rich complained.
"Hey, I know you. We were in high school together. Wood shop, right? ...Richard Wick... right?" Old man Stucky said, looking thoughtfully at the man.
"Shut up, shut up, shut up!"
"Quiet down... THREE!"
"FUCK YO GRAMMAW!" Spaulding grinned.
"Yeah, I remember Mr. Alacard the shop teacher use'ta call you Little Dick Wick. Hey, wasn't there a song we made up to go with that?" Stucky continued to reminisce.
"SHUT UP!"
Stucky chuckled and began singing. "Little Dick Wick, play with his prick Don't his smell, just make you sick."
It got intensly quiet, something was about to happen…
The seven of the jumped in fright as the oven timer went off. Carmen gave a squeak and cuddled closer to Carlos. Lauren rolled off the couch and went to go get the pizza rolls.
Just then there was a loud bang from the side door and a huge muscled man came barreling out, wearing a giant clowns head and banishing a hammer. Spaulding pulled a gun from under the counter and shot a confused Rich in the head. The huge man smashed Karl over the head with the sledge hammer, he fell to the floor and started convulsing. Spaulding stepped from behind the counter and leaned over the man.
"And most of all fuck you!" He said before shooting Karl in the head.
The screen went black and…
"God dammit! That mother fucker got blood all over my best clown suit!" Spaulding cursed.
Jessie and Lauren began laughing together as the movie switched settings.
"Man that part never gets old." Lauren said, coming into the sitting room with a huge tray of pizza rolls and potato chips.
"This movie is disgusting." Carmen laughed.
"I don't even want to know how Rob Zombie came up with something like this." Lauren added.
"Why do I have a feeling im about to be scarred for life?" James asked as he stared at the screen with wide eyes. Jessie laughed. "Come on guys, its not that bad. It's more comical than anything!" She said, watching as a car of teens pulled up to Captain Spaulding's…..
By the end of the movie James was scarred for life. "Th- He- Fishboy…" James mumbled as the end credits rolled. Jessie began rubbing his shoulders. "Its okay James, now who wants to watch part two!" Jessie grinned.
Halfway through The Devils Rejects Carmen let out a squeal.
"Oh my God! Eeeeeppp! She's coming back! She's coming back! She's coming back!" Carmen dropped her phone, jumped up from the couch and started dancing all happy like.
"Who's coming back?" Logan asked with raised brows.
"Jayde! YES! She'll be here for my birthday…Oh before I forget, you guys are invited to my party. It's on Halloween so wear a costume! She's finally coming back!" Carmen was smiling so hard her face could break, with a happy sigh she flopped back down on the couch.
"What's Jayde like?" Logan asked curiously after the movie was over.
Carmen grinned. "She's the nicest person ever, and really smart…Lauren says she's a nerd." She answered.
Logan began getting a visual of a pretty little blonde with glasses and books. He glanced around the room and noticed how couple like his friends were being with the girls. James with Jessie on the floor laughing about how that chick in the movie got hit by a semi while she gave him a back rub. Lauren and Kendall were in the kitchen washing the dishes together, Lauren slapped Kendall in the face with a handful of soap bubbles and they laughed together as he grabbed the hose and began soaking her while she shrieked and tried getting away. Looking over Carlos was telling Carmen corny jokes and grinning proudly when she burst into laughter after he told her one about a dumb blonde and a potato. And here he sat by his sad lonesome self, maybe Jayde was his for the taking. It wasn't everyday Logan Mitchell got the girl, not with James standing next to him anyways. He didn't know what to expect, but he couldn't wait for Jayde's arrival.
XOXOXO ( One Week Later ) XOXOXO
Logan woke up with a groan. Last night while he and the guys were walking to get a cab from this Italian restaurant with the girls Carmen took it upon herself to throw her smoothie at the back of a really big and scary looking guys head when he whistled at Jessie. It didn't help that Lauren called him every name in the book and then Jessie kicked over his motorcycle. If there is one thing you do NOT do to a biker, its mess with his bike. He called Jessie a 'stupid dumb cunt that was about to learn her place' and then James stepped forward and punched the man in the mouth for talking to his almost-girlfriend like that. The man growled and then they ran for their stinking lives, all the way back to the Palm Woods. It had taken them until midnight to get all the way back across town, and then Logan didn't get to sleep until nearly three in the morning. No matter how hard he tried, his mind just wouldn't let him sleep! He very reluctantly sat up in his bed.
"Get up Carlos…Gustavo's gonna kill us if we show up late again." He yawned as he rubbed his eyes.
When he removed his hands and glanced at the clock his eyes widened in horror…
It was noon!
He was supposed to be in the studio two hours ago!
The guys left him sleeping!
Crap!
Sorry if this chapter is a bit short! I just really wanted to post it up already lol, poor lonely Logie :( And Laurens starting to have gushy Kendork feelings awe! lol I am dying to write some fluff but I dont want to rush it. So my lovies, I have a question for you! ive been thinking of starting a series of sort that is a companion to this story. It would contain one-shots that relate to this story. Like lets say of when James discovers Rocquet Gurlz and when the guys tried wooing Lauren...Those kinds of things that i have changed or excluded out of the main story. I dont want to write it if you guys dont want to read it. I mean its all in my head already, ill write it if you want it though! Lemme know in a review!
Next Chapter: JAYDE! :D (Im so excited to get her introduced!) Once she enters this story is going to start falling into place
