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12. Remove the door from Voldemort's room

"Did you complete the mission," Voldemort asked one of his death eaters.

"Uh…well…no…" the death eater stuttered.

"Ugh, can no one do anything right. Must I do it all?" Voldemort screamed as he stormed out of the room and into his room, "And if anyone tries to bother me I will not hesitate to cause him or her extreme pain!" He yelled from his room and then closed his door but all his hand hit was air. He tried again and swung his hand through the air and there was only air. He kept doing this for quiet some time then the Marauders walked by.

"Uh…what are you doing?" James asked looking at him.

"Are you trying to kill some bug or…" Sirius asked.

"I thought you said you were going to your room so shouldn't you close your door," Remus asked.

"NO! I am not trying to kill a bug," Voldemort snarled, "I am trying to close my door."

"And failing I can tell," James said.

"You do realize that there is no door there right," Remus said.

"What are you talking about," Voldemort scoffed, "My door is right there I just keep missing it." His hand was still swing in the air.

"Uh…there is no door there," Sirius said pointing. Voldemort looked around and saw that they were right.

"You! You did this," Voldemort snarled, "This is the only way for my personal time!"

"I think Malfoy did it," James said.

"After all you are having an affair," Remus said.

"And he would your personal time to be together time," Sirius said and with that they got out of there as fast as possible to avoid long monologues of what he would do to them.

"You still have his wand right," James asked.

"Yep," Sirius said holding it up.

AN: Thanks for reading. Please tell me if you want Voldemort to be gay or not cause I could totally do that but if not I could have him on the edge like not knowing or I could have him be a total girl. Please review! Thanks!