AN: Hey, I just changed the reading to T because there is talk of gayness so that's the only reason. Thanks for all of the reviews!
13. Color all of the maps and evil plans with pretty pictures in exploding ink.
"Now here is the map of England," Voldemort said as he pulled down the map still facing the death eaters and not looking at the map, "Now we need a safe house by these regions," Voldemort then pointed the map at a few places then he made a weird face and looked back at the map and to his horror there was a billion bunnies and hearts drawn (coughbadlycough) on the map in what looked like to be crayon.
"What happened?" He screamed and looked at his death eaters with a look that could kill. He quickly looked through all of the other maps and found drawings on all of them. "WHO DID THIS!"
The death eaters looked around shifting uncomfortably in their chairs under Voldemort's glare.
"Hey, look on that map," James said.
"It says, 'To: Voldy-poo From: Lucius-poo'," Sirius said.
"Aw! That's so sweet," Remus said.
"GRRR! Now, let me make one thing clear! I do not fancy Malfoy!" Voldemort screamed at the top of his lungs.
"No you love him," James whispered to Sirius. Then Voldemort turned around and cast a spell to remove the drawings but instead the maps blew up before he could do anything.
"MY MAPS!"
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