14. Write on Voldemort's hand and forget that they were using exploding ink.

"Oh look Voldy-poo is asleep," James said as he, Sirius, and Remus were walking by and looked in the doorway.

"Hey, we should draw on his hand!" Sirius suggested.

"Okay, here I have some quills and ink that we can use," Remus said pulling out quills and ink.

They quietly snuck into Voldemort's room and somersaulted over to his bed. They pulled out their quills and dipped them in ink and started to draw flowers and hearts and butterflies on his hands. Then they cast a spell to make the ink dry and as soon as it dried…

BOOM!

"AGH!" Voldemort shot up in his bed and screamed, as his hands were bloody. Quickly, James, Sirius, and Remus somersaulted out of his room.

"Uh…was that exploding ink," James asked.

"I think so," Remus nodded fearfully.

"Nice going Remus! And now he will have heart scares on his hands!" Sirius said.

The next morning:

"Now if you will direct your attention to this part of the map," Voldemort said pointing the map with his heart, butterfly, and flower scared hand.

"Uh…sir…what's with your hand," Lucius said, "You don't like flowers or hearts."

Voldemort just growled at Lucius and it was surprising Lucius didn't die with all of the malice in Voldemort' s eyes.

"Oh I get it you got bored," James started.

"And decided to draw on yourself," Sirius continued.

"And you are becoming more comfortable with being public about…"Remus said.

"Don't you dare say anything because I am not!" Voldemort interrupted and threw a quill at Remus.

"You know it's okay, Lucius loses his manliness everyday, and you don't see him denying it," James said grinning.

"GRRR!"

AN: Yah, this one was kind of lame. I couldn't think of a good reaction. Please review. Thanks!