17. Play strip poker in Voldemort's room with the rest of the Death Eaters and not tell him.
"Okay, I won this round so everyone else has to take off his or her shirts." Sirius said as he displayed his winning cards. Everyone groaned and removed their shirts. This was the first big article of clothing that anyone had to remove; socks and shoes were the first to go. (AN: I don't know how strip poker is played but we are just going to say that this is right. So please don't yell at me if this is completely wrong).
"Okay start dealing!" Malfoy growled, he did not like that Sirius kept winning. A few more rounds went by and everyone had to remove their cloaks, pants and undershirts. Everyone except Sirius, who only had to take off his pants, was in their underwear.
Just then Voldemort came barging into his room after a hard night of planning all he wanted to do was go to sleep and not wake up till noon. But to his horror there were a bunch of half dressed Death Eaters sitting on his bed holding cards.
"What is this!" Voldemort screamed looking at all of the Death Eaters in strips of clothing.
"This is strip poker," James answered.
"Uh, didn't we tell you?" Sirius said.
"You said we could play," Remus said meekly.
"I said you could but not on my BED!" Voldemort screamed and looked at all of them.
"Hey! Don't you dare look at me like that!" Lestrange screamed, "My eyes are up here!"
"What I wasn't…" Voldemort stuttered.
"Oh don't even get me started." She screamed and threw a book at his head and stormed out of the room making sure to punch him on the way out.
"Okay everyone get out and if I have to see any of your in strips of clothing again I will lock you up in the dungeon!" Voldemort screamed and pointed to the way out.
"I didn't know that you felt that way," James said suggestively.
"We will make sure that you have your way…" Sirius said and they ran out of the room.
AN: Please review. Thanks!
