18. For Valentines Day give Voldemort a love note from Lucius Malfoy.

"Oh, Dark weirdo! You have mail," James said as he knocked loudly on Voldemort's door.

"Eh, give it here and leave me alone!" Voldemort screamed and opened the door and grabbed the note and tried to shut the door by James' foot was in the way. "Let me close the door!"

"Sorry, can't. Orders from the sender." James said and Sirius and Remus joined him.

"Open it dude!" Sirius said.

"Oh, fine." He said and began to read the letter out loud, "Rose are red, Violets are blue, I love you with no dread, Voldy-poo you are the best. Will you be my Valentine? Love Lucy-poo AKA: Lucius."

"Oh we knew it all along," Sirius said.

"That is so cute," Remus, said then James cleared his throat, "Oh yeah, what's your response?"

"My response? I am not in love with him!" Voldemort screamed.

"That's what he thought that you might say but he told me to give you this tape of your last make out session to remind you," James said and gave him the tape and they ran off.

"What? Ugh I better just see what this is," Voldemort said and then played the tape.

"We knew that you would swing this way. We also knew that you couldn't wait to see your make out session but sadly we couldn't get that on tape. So we just wanted to say. Happy Valentines Day from Lucy-poo!" The tape played and then it stopped. It didn't show their faces but Voldemort knew who was talking. But what he didn't know is that everyone else had just seen that.

"Um…sir…don't you think you should have told Lucius that you felt this way before he had to find out like this," Zabini said poking his head into Voldemort's room. Voldemort just glared at him and chucked a book at his head.

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