21. Give his pet snake a make over and then offer to do Voldemort next.
"Okay almost done," Sirius said.
"I think we need more blush," James said surveying the work.
"Blush coming up," Remus said and handed the blush to Sirius.
"Lipstick!" Sirius said and the lipstick was handed to him, "Wand!" Sirius then shouted, "Stupify," again to keep their patient unconscious.
"I think that we are done," Remus said.
"Yep a master piece," James said, "Nice job, Sirius. Who knew that you dating all of those girls would come in handy one day," James added and took out a camera and snapped a pictured.
Just then Voldemort walked into the room and saw to his horror his snake unconscious on the floor covered in what looked like powder and paint.
"What have you done," Voldemort squealed.
"We thought that we would help your snake look better," James said.
"To get those guy snakes really looking at her," Sirius said obviously proud of his work.
"We could do you to if you are worried that you won't meet her standards now," Remus said.
"Oh wait I forgot, you only want help with the guy snakes." James said.
"Clean up my snake or die," Voldemort threatened.
"What are you talking about we did," James said.
"Take off all of the stuff on her face," Voldemort clarified.
"Can we please give you a make over," Sirius begged.
"No!"
"We know it would help you with Lucius," Sirius persisted.
"GRR!"
"RUN!"
AN: Please review. Thanks!
