AN: Hello. I am so sorry that I haven't updated in like more than a month but I was busy with school finals and then I stayed with my grandparents (who don't have internet connection) so I couldn't post anything and I've just been super busy but I promise I will update a bunch this month.
22. Give Voldemort a make over while he is sleeping then blame it on the cat.
"I got the feline!" James said tiptoeing into Voldemort's room.
"Wonderful," Remus whispered, "Sirius is almost done. Then I will perform the spell."
"Just a little gloss," Sirius whispered, "And Voldy-poo is done. And if I say so myself that is one of the best make overs that I have ever done and Voldy-poo still looks awful."
"Voslco Minsi," Remus whispered and waved his wand.
The next morning:
Voldemort was walking to the meeting room thinking that this was going to be a great day because nothing bad had happened to him this morning. He was sure that something would happen like someone giving him a make over with the whole thing with his snake. But luckily nothing like that had happened.
"Uh…Dark Lord," James said, "Are you trying to tell us something?"
"Get out of my way," Voldemort snarled as James had blocked him in the hallway.
"Are you sure you want to go in there?" James said still blocking him, "I don't know how some of the guys will take it."
"Just move or I will kill you," Voldemort snapped.
"Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed," Sirius said strolling in, "We better get out of his. If he wants everyone to know then it is his right to do so."
"Yup, I can't believe that Betty, the feline, was right," Remus said as he pulled the other two into the meeting room.
As soon as Voldemort walked into the room there were collective gasps and pen droppings and jaws falling to the floor.
"We all have this current discovery due to our feline friend, Betty," James said petting the cat.
"Now I think it is truly inspiring how Voldy-poo finally came out of the closet." Sirius said.
"Let's give it up for Voldy-poo. Now we know why he was always gay," Remus said clapping, "Voldy was really a girl."
"WHAT?!" Voldemort screamed/snarled, "I am not a girl!" Then he rushed over to the mirror, "You did this."
"No, Betty, the feline, thought that you needed a make over because you were the ugliest girl that she had every seen," James correct.
"Gosh, Betty, you really messed this up. This is so awkward. Voldy is really a guy. He just is in touch with his feminine side a little too much and likes rainbows." Sirius said stroking the cat.
"Here you can take your anger out on the cat," Remus said pushing Betty, the tiger, over Voldemort.
"Hehe…nice kitty…"
AN: Please tell me how this went. I'm a little rusty since I haven't been able to update. I promise I will update soon. Please review. Thanks!
