AN: Hey. Here is another chapter.
23. Clean the house with holy water so everything is pure
"You know we should sing a song while we clean," Sirius said and began to hum.
"No we shouldn't for the sake of everyone's ears," Remus said covering his ears.
"Come on guys, let's just finish cleaning so we don't get in trouble," James said, "Though, I doubt that Voldy-poo could do anything."
"Really, you don't think that I couldn't do anything," Voldemort walked into the room and snarled.
"No because this is now a holy room." Remus said.
"What do you mean? This is the planning room." Voldemort sneered.
"Well, now it is the holy room," James said, "You told us to cleanse the room."
"I said clean the room," Voldemort growled.
"Well we aren't very good listeners," Sirius said putting down his bucket of water, "So we washed the room with holy water."
"HOLY WATER!"Voldemort screamed.
"You know that doesn't make much sense. Most people say 'holy cow' instead of 'holy water' when they are amazed about something," Remus informed.
"I wonder what would happen if we poured the holy water on Voldy-poo," Sirius whispered to James.
"You should so do it," James encouraged and he and Sirius hit their fist together.
"Hey Voldy-poo! Heads up," Sirius yelled and poured the water on Voldemort, "Did I mention that that is holy water?"
"AHHH! It burns," Voldemort shrieked, "I will get you for this!" He then reached for his new wand only to find that it was disintegrating from the holy water. Then he screamed at the top of his lungs and turned around to strangle the boys to find that they were already gone.
AN: I think the concept of holy water is so weird. Cause it's just water blessed by the priest. I wonder if it still be called holy water if a priest blessed really dirty, gross water. Hmm... Well anyways please review. Thanks!
