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24. Get rid of the bad smells by sparing perfume everywhere

"Okay, I got the Flower and Fairy Dust Sprinkle," Remus said holding the bottle away from himself. (AN: I don't know any of the names of perfumes so I'm making them up.)

"I don't get why any girl would wear this stuff. It smells worse than a dieing cat," Sirius said smelling the bottle, "Okay, this is Strawberry Passion with Mint. Who on earth mixed strawberry with mint. It's like have a strawberry gum scent on."

"While your input in the world of smells is so interesting we need to get on with the plan, Captain Rainbow," James said, "I have the Orange Jalapeno perfume."

"I am not gay," Sirius said, "I just know what smells good on a girl."

"Yeah, sure. Okay now lets rid the smell of the death and replace it with this stuff," James said, "Okay nose plugs." Remus handed Sirius and James the nose plugs and once their nose plugs where in the began the spraying process.

"Ugh the smell," Sirius gagged when he took out his nose plugs.

"Then why did you take out your nose plugs," James asked sounded nasalized.

"I don't know," Sirius gasped/whined and then quickly put his nose plugs back in.

"Okay, when Voldy-poo walks into the room we each spray him then throw the bottles out the window so he won't know that is was us," Remus said.

Just then Voldemort walked into the room and the boys each sprayed him and threw the bottles out of the window in one swift motion.

"Ugh, what is that smell," Voldemort gasped and covered his nose.

"You," Sirius said, "Or yo' mamma."

"What did you just say," Voldemort snarled.

"Well considering it is your perfume that has made the entire estate smell awful, even worse then death," Remus said, "it must be you or your mother if you are still going with the whole like 'I'm not a girl or gay' facade."

"What?!"

"Well, go around the house and smell yourself then the house and you will see what we mean," James said.

"Oh, what is that repulsive smell," a death eater said.

"Voldy-poo he is getting in touch with his feminine side and he wants to make sure that this is a good smell for his hot date tonight," Sirius said.

"Who?"

"Lucius Malfoy." James replied.

"Well...I ugh... think that you smell great Dark Lord. Please pay no heed to what I said before. I meant...awesome smell."He said and ran out of the room. Then Voldemort started to smell himself again and the boys heard a thud.

"I can't believe that he fainted,"Remus said.

"I knew that smell was a knock out gas," Sirius said triumphantly.

"Hey, Sirius, you should take out your nose plugs and smell the air to make sure that it really works," Remus suggested.

"Yeah, I wouldn't want to get that wrong." Sirius said and took out his nose plugs and smelled the air.

"You really shouldn't have told him to do that," James said after Sirius fainted on top of Voldemort.

"Well this way when Voldy-poo wakes up the first thing that he will smell is Sirius and pass out again," Remus said, at which James gave him a pointed look, "Hello! Have you recently smelled Sirius."

"Alright point taken," James said and they walked out and over all of the passed out death eaters, "Wanna draw on their faces with lipstick."

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