25. Put Voldemort's snake in a carriage with a baby bonnet and push it around the house

"Oh here is Nagini," James said.

"Oh this is going to be good," Sirius said picking up the snake and Remus stupefied it.

"Here is the bonnet," James said giving Sirius the baby bonnet. Sirius tied the bonnet on the snake and shoved it into the baby carriage.

"Wee!" Sirius said as he pushed around the snake. Remus and James running after him.

"Wait," Remus said gasping for breath, "You forgot the pacifier." Remus had finally caught up to Sirius and shoved the pacifier in the snake's mouth.

"Goga-gabo," James said casting the spell on the snake making it act like a baby.

"Now you may continue pushing the carriage," Remus said and Sirius took off really fast, paying no attention to all of the books and other items on the floor that he ran over. Unfortunately for Sirius one of those items happened to be Voldemort's foot.

"OW!" Voldemort screamed, "What the bloody hell do you think you are doing!?"

"Pushing around Nagini in a carriage. You like that don' t you Nagini, don't you," Sirius said in a baby voice directed at the snake.

"Stop talking like that you imbecile," Voldemort snarled then walked away. Then he stopped and ran back into the room just as Sirius started to push the carriage again and ran over Voldemort's foot...again.

"OW! What did you do to poor Nagini," Voldemort screamed hold his foot as the snake started to coo say baby words like "goo" and "gaga" but it was slightly muffled by the pacifier.

"Well we..." Sirius began but then Nagini swallowed the pacifier, "Spit that out this instance!" But the snake did not follow Sirius' demand.

"What did you do," Voldemort snarled glaring at Sirius.

"I turned Nagini into a baby," Sirius said as if he was talking about the weather.

"As in that filth that only eats, poops, and cries," Voldemort said disgusted with the very thought.

"Yup, and by the smell of things, she needs a diaper change," Sirius then picked the snake up and handed her to Voldemort and started to walk off, "Well, she is all yours. See ya!" Then he ran off.

"You get back here," Voldemort yelled holding the snake as far away from him as possible.

"Dada..."

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