26. Mock Voldemort when he evilly laughs
"And then with them on our side we shall win the war and all others will bow down to us as our slaves," Voldemort said. They were in the planning room listening to Voldemort's next 'evil' plan. Then Voldemort started to laugh evilly. It was a low laugh that didn't last that long.
Then James cleared his throat and started to laugh evilly as well. His laugh was a girly laugh but sounded more like a giggling girl.
"What on earth was that," Voldemort said glaring at James.
"Oh that was your laugh," James replied.
"Uh, no that wasn't," Sirius said.
"Thank you," Voldemort said.
"It sounds more like this," Sirius said and started to laugh like a high pitched little girl.
"I do not sound like that," Voldemort growled.
"You're right. You sound more like this," Remus said and started to laugh. His laugh started out very low then in the middle of it his voice cracked and then he sounded like a little girl again.
"My voice does not crack," Voldemort yelled his face turning red with rage.
"Uh, yeah it does," Remus said.
"Have you ever heard yourself laugh," Sirius asked.
"Cause if you did, you might understand why many people have asked you not to," James said.
"My laugh is perfect," Voldemort scoffed.
"Really because when you laugh, people ask us if you are a girl or if you are still going through puberty," James said.
"And it is so hard to explain to them that you are a billion year old dude and have to reach that maturity and that you are secretly a girl," Sirius said.
"And how would all of these people ask about my laugh, only my followers have heard it and I don't see why they would come to you about it," Voldemort asked.
"Ha, you didn't deny that you were a girl!" James said to which Voldemort just glared at him with daggers in his eyes.
"Oh don't worry, we got you covered Voldy-poo. Everyone knows your laugh we broadcast it at Hogwarts over the loud speaker all the time," Sirius said smiling.
"You did what!?" Voldemort screamed.
"Wow, this is just one of your dumb days isn't it. We played your laugh for everyone in Hogwarts," Remus said.
"And since everyone agrees your voice is way out of whack, we signed you up for speech lessons," Sirius said.
"They begin tomorrow at four in the morning. Your welcome," James said.
"I do not need speech lessons," Voldemort screamed, with his voice cracking.
"Really," Sirius said and the boys ran away.
"NO!" Voldemort squeaked.
AN: Yeah I'm like a forth done now! Please review! Thanks!
