AN: I am so terribly sorry for not updating in such a long time. School has kept me really busy but that's over now and I will try to update often. Thank you to all of the readers from before that are still reading this! I hope that they are still as funny as before.

29. Dress up like him for Halloween in a horrible impression of him

"I love this mask, it really looks like Voldy-poo!" James exclaimed.

"I know that muggle costume store is fantastic!" Sirius yelled.

"Okay let's get dressed or we might miss Halloween," Remus said.

"That would be terrible," James said.

"How would we ever live without...Halloween...candy!" whined Sirius as he got into his "Voldemort" costume.

Halloween Night:

Ding Dong

Voldemort ran to open the door thinking that his candy had arrived.

"Trick or treat!"

"Smell my feet!"

"Give me something good to eat!" The Marauders chorused to Voldemort.

"What is going on here? Who on earth are you?" He screamed.

"We are you of course," James replied dressed a barbie.

"Can't you see the resemblance," Sirius said turning around in his Britney Spears costume.

"We look just like you," Remus said smiling in his Michael Jackson costume.

"I don't look like any of those! I am not a girl or whatever you are," he screamed looking at Remus.

"I thought we were over this denial phase," James said.

"This is what you look like correct?" Sirius said.

"All of the death eaters seem to think so." Remus said.

"What?"

"Now give us our candy or we will have to give you a trick!" Sirius yelled.

"It doesn't work like that! You aren't getting any candy! The only thing that you are getting is a trick!" Voldemort sneered.

"Fine you forced this on yourself." James tsked.

"Next year you really should wear a Halloween costume. Seiarje!" Remus yelled. Suddenly Voldemort was dressed in Snow White costume with the wig and girly voice and a changing personality.

"Why you little..." Voldemort screamed in a high pitched voice as they ran away, "sweet forest animals!" Unfortunately the only thing he could find to throw at them was candy as his wand was still missing. "Here have some candy! No! You pesky little...wonderful birds! Gah!"

"Yeah! Candy!" Sirius yelled in delight.

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