30. Ask him why he always dresses up for Halloween everyday when it's once a year
"Oh quick here he comes. Just act natural!" James whispered to the Marauders.
"Hey, the sky is blue right?" Sirius asked.
"Of course. It hasn't changed!" Remus replied!
"Hello, Dark Lord," James said.
"Hello," Voldemort nodded his head towards them.
"Uh...you do know that Halloween was like a month ago?" Remus asked.
"Yes. Why wouldn't I?"
"Well, it's just that you are still dressed up for Halloween." Sirius said.
"No I am not!"
"Uh...yeah you are. You still have greenish skin, red eyes, and a really ugly snake-like face." James said.
"Did you just say that I have an ugly face?"
"Yeah didn't you just dress up like for Halloween?" Sirius asked.
"I mean it's great an all but don't you think that its just getting a little old?" Remus asked.
"My face is not getting old! And I am not ugly or snake-like!" Voldemort yelled.
"Have you looked in the mirror recently?" James asked.
"He can't. All of the mirrors break whenever he looks in them," Remus whispered to James.
"So why do you dress up for Halloween everyday, Voldy-poo?" Sirius asked.
"You blabbering buffoon! I have never dressed up for Halloween this is how I normally look!" Voldemort screamed and snapped at them.
"It's okay to admit it," James said.
"We will accept you," Sirius said.
"We even got you some face cream to help recover your face," Remus said handing Voldemort the cream.
"I do not need to admit anything! And my face is just fine! Now get out of here before I hex off your...noses!" Voldemort yelled turning bright red.
"Okay but here is a brochure of a company that specializes in getting Halloween make-up off people's faces and plastic surgery. You might want to look into it," James said. Then they took off as Voldemort chucked the huge container of face cream at them.
"THIS IS MY NORMAL FACE!"
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