Please note that these characters belong to their original creators as do any songs used in this fiction, not me, this is just my take on what might happen enjoy and let me know what you think.

also i am trying to fix any mistakes that i might have missed in past chapters (i.e spelling, grammar)

Bee continued to take cover from the almost rabid mob as they drew closer, but Miles being a true friend intercepted them. "hello ladies have you ever been in a mustang?" asked Miles, in the moment of distraction Sam and Bumblebee made a break for their alt forms. "you never told me that humans could be that crazy and still walk the streets unattended" said a still slightly panicked Bumblebee "they just like the fact that were together is all, hey think it's something special" replied Sam "how many different ways can people react to the simple fact that were in love?" asked Bee. Sam had no easy answer for Bee "at a guess I'd say that there are as many different reactions as there are people on earth" answered Sam. That frightened Bee a little, if there were that many possible reactions to something so simple as their choice of partner the how many reactions could there be to the more complicated things in life. "when optimus said that our races were both more than meets the eye I don't think even he knew just how much those words meant" commented Bumblebee.

The drive home was pretty uneventful unless you counted Miles not keeping his new car in one lane as he kept rubbing his face trying to sooth the pain from the still red hand print there. The now four car one bike convoy pulled up outside the Witwicky home just as afternoon was ending; "are you two happy now that you got the chance to put your live in danger at high speed?" asked Ron but he got no answer as Bumblebee had pounced on Sam the moment he had stepped out of his alt. The two were kissing so strongly that neither noticed when a familiar voice said "what is it with you and causing me trouble kid". It was only when Mikalea yelled "SAM, BEE" loud enough for the whole street to hear that they stopped and Bee replied "now what?".

The thin gray haired form of Simmons stood there looking peeved about being back in Tranquillity "you know just once I'd like an assignment where you weren't involved, just once, I mean I get a new job helping deal with human autobot relations and one of the first things I get sent on is you, you think I like hanging out with you!!" he exclaimed "the first time we met you not only ended my job but destroyed sector seven too, the next time I'm minding my own business running a deli and you almost get me killed and the world destroyed" he reached up and took hold of a hand full of hair and said "look at this, you think I want to turn this colour so early in my life, this is all you two". Bumblebee tried to say something but Simmons carried on with his rant "and now when I get a job where I start to think I will finally get an office with no real problems I get told that my field experience make me perfect for handling local law enforcement issues" pointing at Bumblebee he carries on not even pausing for breath "you, because I know you and have history with you, I get sent here to clean up this mess, what you thought that the cops wouldn't check you out too, the moment your address came up" he said now switching to Sam's Avatar "red flags were raised all the way to Washington, couldn't you just try to do something normal for once, you could have stayed with your criminal girlfriend, got some guy from college, but no you had to pick an alien robot from outer space!!".

Now pausing for a long overdue breath Simmons looked Sam and Bee over "what the hell happened to your eyes?" he asked, stunned at being given the chance to speak it took a moment for Sam to answer "this was something that ratchet did, he saved my sight but it changed my eye colour in the process". "ok, ok, so what's his story?" asked Simmons as he pointed at Sam's alt "optimus thought that I needed some backup looking after sam now that we're..." "ok I get it, you cant fight and sleep with him at the same time, so what should I call him?". Both Sam and Bee were frantically comming each other about how they should answer this question "he hasn't chosen a human name yet" said Bumblebee quickly "and he's not really a talker either so you won't get much out of him" Simmons just looked Sam's alt over before he said "right, well lets get this mess sorted out" as he headed inside uninvited.

Simmons was setting up a laptop computer on the dining-room table talking to him self when the others came inside "all I wanted was an office, just some where out of the way where the only danger was from a paper cut, but no I had to be assigned to the field again only this time I had to carry an office worth of paper work and equipment with me, whatever god I offended must have the most ironic sense of hummer possible". He sat there pulling files from a bulging brief case before he noticed that he had an audience "ok you two sit down, I wont be here to long so don't worry, the sooner I'm out of here the better" the last part said for him self more than anyone else. "ok I think I have everything here to create a false identity for you" he said pointing at Bumblebee's Avatar, "you know that I had to make forms for all this, not just fill them in but make them from scratch so I hope you appreciate all this, now you all ready gave your self a name ben, so we'll be using that for your I.D now I just need to make some history that can be checked out and looks legit" Simmons paused for a second then said "you know that it would have been helpful to know that you guys could make these avatars and all, I got the low-down from ratchet on how it's not something all autobots can do but a little heads up that you might be able to do this would have been nice, at least some one else would have had to make all the paper work"

Simmons finally stopped talking for a few seconds as he typed in some information on his laptop "ok your now the son of a British diplomat, you were born in San-Francisco but raised in England, you have a good education and like sam you have been studying astronomy, you came back to America when your dad was assigned to D.C and you are now looking for a college, if you want in at the same place as lover boy over here you better tell me now so that I can set things up". Getting to study with Sam was something that Bee really liked the idea of so he answered "yes put me in the same college, dorm and room as sam", Sam opened his comlink to Bumblebee and asked "are you sure you want to go to college with me bee, I wasn't even sure if I wanted to go back or not after all we'd be forced to leave our alt's outside all the time and you would find the work boring and.." but Bumblebee interrupted Sam and commed "sam wherever you are I'm happy and what's more I cant wait to see that jerk professor colan have to deal with two sets of perfect test papers, besides we get to share a room together and we get classes together not to mention we have all the roads round your college to explore, plus I can make sure that all the people there know that your off-limits for anything other than friendship, now that I know what to expect that is".

"ok I can rush that through, so now when the police check into you they will have a perfectly normal background, I should be by in a few days with your I.D, drivers license and so on so try to keep out of trouble until then and if those guys show up again you and your pal out side just step on them, at least I have the paper work already on file for something like that" Simmons started looking over his paper work like he was a little confused "I think I missed something, I'll be back in a second I just need to get something from my car". Now that Simmons was gone for the moment everyone relaxed "so your going back to college sam?" asked Ron "I wasn't sure if I wanted to before all this" said Sam as he gestured to the laptop and paper work "I thought that bee would have to spend all day on his own and I didn't want that, but now that he can come to class with me and everything I really think that I'd like to finish what I started" answered Sam "well that nice to know, at least the money I paid for your tuition won't go to waste" normally Judy would have given Ron a comeback about being so cheap but at that moment Simmons walked back in carrying a metal case.

"ok just one more thing to take care of and we can say good by for the moment and believe me I want that more than anyone in this room" Simmons looked at no one as he said this and it made Sam and Bumblebee nervous. Simmons put the case on the table and started unlocking it "ok I just need you to fill in these forms and I can get out of here" but the moment Simmons opened the case he pulled out what looked like a ray gun and pointed it at Sam's Avatar. Both Sam and Bumblebee lost the connection to their Avatars for a second as their vision was fully focused on their alt forms, then the inside view of the Witwicky home returned to them and they saw Simmons smirking at them. "I knew it the moment I saw your eyes kid, what did they do put your brain in that body to keep you safe or something?" asked Simmons "what the hell did you just do?" asked an outraged Bumblebee, "don't stress your self out it's just a signal disruptor, it cut the connection to your avatars for a second so that I could see if I was right, now you need to tell me what happened here". Having little choice Sam and Bee were forced to tell Simmons about Sam's upgrade, at least they could use the time to come up with a plan about what to do. "well isn't that interesting, that big old cube is still causing trouble even when it's broken" Simmons just sat down and rubbed his temples for a second "ok, you didn't tell me this, as far as I know you guys are one autobot and one human in a relationship, I know nothing about all this and if you guys get found out I will deny anything and everything, I will even deny that I know you guys".

"ok" was all Sam could say in answer "I like filling in paper work it's easy and simple, but making it that's another story, so many departments to contact, all the red tape to string, up all the other red tape to avoid, there is no way that I am going down on record as the guy who made the change of species form, let some other schmuck have that title because I don't want it" pausing from his new rant or restarted old one whatever you want to call it Simmons pointed at Sam and shook his head for a moment as if denying Sam's very existence "if you decide to do anything that causes problems like this in the future please call and ask for someone else, in-fact call and tell them that you want someone else because you hate me and I'm a terrible people person, say anything you can to get me in a nice quite office away from danger and trouble and epically you, ok, don't praise me or make me out to be something good, guys like that get sent on even tougher assignments in he field because their good at it, if they think I'm terrible then maybe I'll be reassigned to a nice air-conditioned office somewhere".

Stopping to catch his breath Simmons handed Bumblebee some papers and said "sign here and here and here" once the papers were signed he quickly put them back in his brief case and locked it before packing away the rest of his things. "well I wish I could say that this has been a pleasure but dealing with you never is and I wish I could say that I hope to never see you again but I have to come back here in a few days to handover all your I.D's ben and get used to that name my autobot friend because I am never coming back to change it" now that all his things were gathered together Simmons showed him self out and didn't bother to look back.

"visits from him are always so interesting" commented Judy "yeh having him working for the government makes me feel so safe" said Ron with all the sarcasm he could muster. But Sam and Bee weren't listening as Sam had pulled Bee on to his lap and was now kissing him hard to make up for lost time "you two guys have a room you know" said Mikaela and she received a thumbs up from Bumblebee as if to say "good idea". "just a minuet you two, now that it's just us I want to say something and don't worry I won't hold you up long, about the money sam.." Sam broke the kiss and said "yeh dad I'll pay for the garage out of my quarter and my college fees too" "no it's not that sam, your mom and I want you and bee to keep it, you guys need something for your future and that would make a really good start for you both and besides the government is paying towards the garage I told the right people that if you guys didn't have shelter from attacks like the other night then people might find out that there were autobots living in their neighborhood". "dad you can't keep getting the government to pay for you home improvements like that!!" exclaimed Sam "ah they didn't mind, after all it's my tax dollars that are paying for it any way" said Ron calmly, Sam never got to finish this conversation as Bumblebee started kissing him again while motioning for them to head up-stairs.