I promised today's would be longer and more detailed. I don't own it. It would be so much more perverted if I did. More mech on mech action. Cutesy chapter today… just a filler actually… the end is a little important, it sets up the ground for the next big event. Blooper is good… brain go boom now… wait till Tuesday, and tomorrow I guess… that's when I get the good meds back on track. Then my imagination gets the kick in the butt it needs… but I have to wait till the headaches stop. I'll write a lot while procrastinating. Here we go! Thanks for reading and reviewing! (hint… sarcasm… review… but thank you so much to those who have reviewed so far, you have been a huge help)


Thundercracker was the first to wake again. But this time, Starscream was still in his drug induced sleep. Thank Primus, he was actually beginning to fear the emotional fallout when the now silver seeker awoke. Starscream wasn't known for being very understanding… at least when he was stressed. The seeker had a reputation for resorting to his null rays when there was bad news. Starscream was a fighter… and that perfect mind combined with his talent for killing and thirst for other's energon is what caused Megatron to notice his abilities… as well as his aft. Starscream had an irresistible body. No one could ignore it. He was hot. Back at the Academy, mechs would stop bathing when he entered the wash racks just to stare at him. He always acted like he didn't notice… Thundercracker remembered how vain he was back then. Then again… a lot of things were better back then. The Decepticons were coming into control of Cybertron and Megatron was leading them happily towards a wonderful future. They were all so young… and Starscream was the most beautiful catch in the Academy. That's why Thrust pursued him, everyone but his trine wanted a piece of that aft. They didn't because they could have probably just asked for it and Star would have obliged… they did have the seeker trine bond after all.

Starscream mumbled in his slumber… something about… ban..a..nus? What the heck was a 'bananu'? Must have been something he found on that primitive mudball planet. Skywarp was awake and gave a little giggle, pulling the medicated Starscream to his side in a firm hug. Yeah… that was Skywarp… lazy, joking, pranksterm surprisingly former scientist Skywarp. Thundercracker decided to let him have his fun resting in berth for a little while longer. He had some work to do anyways. He padded his way over to the computer and logged in as Starscream. He knew his trine mates passwords, mostly because he would occasionally have to do some of Starscream's work while he was away with Megatron on a mission and Skywarp was just plain lazy, so if he didn't get it done then nothing would function. The COM link came to life as one of the secretaries downstairs phoned him.

"Sir, the council is asking for Lord Starscream. What should I tell them?" the secretary asked, following orders he had received earlier that day regarding any forms of communication meant for Starscream.

"Just tell them he is not available, but will get back to them as soon as he is able to. Any other, extremely important questions can be sent to me by message. Until then, just keep telling them that. It's not their business to get into Starscream's condition right now." Thundercracker responded. It wasn't their place to hear that Star had been raped and was currently resting in the arms of Thundercracker's mate and current Fifth in Command (sense everyone had moved up a rank with Starscream as Commander). If Thundercracker had anything to say about it, the council would be dead and silent by now, and Starscream would have full, unaltered control of the Decepticons, Cybertron, and it's respective territories.

"Yes sir." The secretary replied and shut off the COM link. Thundercracker decided he would work on his files (which he was ahead on anyway, he's Thundercracker, he's always a few steps ahead) for about 2 megacycles, then order lunch from downstairs and take a nap with his trine. Not that he didn't trust Skywarp to take care of Star, but right now things needed to be done the first time correctly. There was little room for error, especially with Star. It had taken Megatron 4 millennia to ask Star out on a date, and that was before the big chase for the Allspark. Thundercracker wasn't sure why he remembered that, staring at the reflection of Star and Warp in his computer screen; but he remembered seeing Star recharging so happily the morning afterwards. Apparently Megatron was a great kisser, but was also honorable enough to only kiss Star on the cheek on their first date. And Star was so happy when he finally woke up and told his trine mates about the evening. Megatron had taken him around the secret chambers of the Citadel, the protected castle where Megatron resided at the time, and showed him catacombs and mountains of outdated literature… some of which were still on primitive scrolls and pamphlets. Star was really into ancient history at the time and allowed him to be swept off his feet by a groundling… a flier of Vos being seduced by a groundling! If his ancestors could see him now, they would be rolling in their recycling bins. Before the war, it was forbidden for a flier to love a groundling… but Vos was destroyed. So the laws of the past no longer apply. There were no kings or rulers that could control Starscream or Megatron anymore. Thundercracker enjoyed irony from time to time, but this was priceless. Given that he and Skywarp found the love they each held for one another after Star was made Second in Command, he still loved the idea that he was no longer constrained by the laws of the primitive Vos culture. True freedom… it was what every seeker longed for. The freedom of flight, the feeling of the wind against their wings… the caress of the sky against their derma… nothing in the world was like it. It felt so good… just to shut off your optics and free fall. Letting the sky hold your fate and never thinking about it… total bliss.

Thundercracker was shaken from his thoughts as a sleepy voice reached his audio receptors while his digits typed away at the keyboard gently. Multitasking was a specialty of his.

"TC… you there?" Thundercracker turned around to see that Starscream was awake. He looked like he was a little lost… something that Thundercracker had never seen from the silver seeker. He smiled and got out of his chair… taking a swift glance at the clock, it had been 3 megacycles… whoops.

"Hey Star… how are you feeling?" Thundercracker asked, sincerity shining in his optics and in his facial plating. Starscream returned his loving smile with a mimicked one. He was too drugged out to really recall anything.

"Where's Megat…" Starscream slurred, the medication clearly taking its toll on him.

"Star… Megatron is… gone. You remember don't you?" Thundercracker asked, placing his servo on silver seekers shoulder. Star looked confused. Which was understandable…

"Is he at a meeting?" Starscream asked… yeah, blame the meds.

"Sure Screamer… just go back to sleep… oh wait, are you hungry or need something? You have been out for a while." Thundercracker let the minor memories hit him, he was the one who would have to remember these things if they were going to happen. Starscream shook his head 'no' after a cycle. He was tired… but he wanted to see Megatron. Problem… Megatron was dead.

"Star… the holoscan in your servo." Thundercracker opened his palm to take it from the silver seeker. Star looked down to his servo. Then looked at TC.

"Is it ok… if I keep it for now?" Poor Star… but Thundercracker obliged. It was the least he could do. He smiled as Star settled back down. Thundercracker turned back to the computer… but then stopped. He was tired. Screw this… he was taking a nap.

…After a bath. Yeah… a nice, hot bath.


The fallen was getting a strong feeling. The Allspark was still there! He felt it! From thousands of light years away, it was still there! Time to get the virg- err… brat to free him. His body was still intact, all he needed was little energon and a lot of help. Then to this… e..arth. Earth. Humm…where Megatron met his end. Well… this Starscream made it out. Perhaps he and his seekers would be different this time around.


Bloopers!

Well… I've tortured and troubled Bee and Cade… and Screamer is in no shape to perform tonight. Hum….who to torture…

Oh Ravage!

Ravage was snoozing in Soundwave's chest. It was early and the metal jaguar didn't want to wake up yet. He heard the hustle and bustle of the normal day… breakfast in the dining hall, Soundwave going into various rooms giving people their assignments for the day, and the labs sound of clanging metal and glass instruments.

What he didn't hear was Soundwave taking him out and placing him on an examination table. Wait… why was he on an examination table.

"Alright Soundwave, if you could hold his head this will only take a microcycle," Hook said. Ravage was suddenly yanked out of his sleepy recharge when a large needle pricked his butt. Hook needed to give him a shot and take an energon sample from the cat. However… a needle to the butt is a needle to the butt anyway you shape it. So the cat did the only thing he knew how to do at this moment….

Ravage yowled at the top of his vocal components.

Then, as soon as the needle was out, Ravage took off with Soundwave clinging for dear life to the metal cat. He ran out of the lab with Hook yelling about it being a few hours before all the tests were done. Ravage on the other servo… had enough. He ran until he was in the safety of his little cat house (which they now have… be quite. Every kitty needs a cat house). He didn't come out until Soundwave tried to coax him out with a nice energon treat. Which he managed to bite Soundwave's hand. Thrust found him later with a rag wrapped around it as he waited for Hook's results of Ravage's tests… only to find the cat had worms. (wait what! Metal kitty =no worms… right?... :3 no.) Soundwave ended up holding the thrashing cat as they shoved a pill down his throat. Hook had to patch all 4 of them up afterwards… because Thrust had the misfortune of walking by the examination room when Ravage jumped out of the door and throttled him into the wall after biting Soundwave's arm and Hook's head.

Just another fun day with the psychotic metal kitty.


Okay… I'm late again. Sorry. It's been a long day. Time for sleep. Oh listen to TFWire on iTunes. It's free and it's cool. You'll like it if you found this fic… I have to admit, I have hit a writer's block. Open to ideas. Let me know what you guys want to see in the bloopers. I can do more than one in a chapter. But not touching Screamer in the jailbait area. He's… still sore and healing. That would be mean. Read, review, laugh and love.

Here, have a cybercupcake. I have too many.