Disclaimer: don't own warrior u
The rest of the walk was silent, until Dun Dun Dun, we hear a rustling in the bushes.
"W-what was that?" I ask Harv wrapping my self on his arm.
Before he could answer, " Nihihihi!" Hevvin appears! He sticks his horn in my hole, eww tickles. I close my eyes and when I open them Heevins crying on the flow and Harvs standing over him. My Hero…again!
" Talk Horny man!" harv announces
"I just wanted to go to the beach with you guys!" Hevvin replys
" No way!" I say
" Oh sure." Harv inturupts
"What! He's eeevvviil, you cant, he'll drown me or poke another hole in me!" I complain
" I heard you the first thousand times, but I'll protect you. Plus whats the worst he could do?"
" He could kill me, he could send me over the rainbow never to be seen again, he could insult my clothes-."
"Ok I get it but-."
" He could turn into a giant unicorn that shoots colorful rays from his horn and call him self 'El Gigante Unicorn' and out show me!"
"Would you be quiet, he's coming and that final!"
"Yes sir…" I reply
"Yay! Just gimme a second to get ready." Hevvin says
He goes into the bushes for 20 seconds and comes out wearing nothing but a unicorn floaty on his waist. It was Harvs brothers all over again!
Harv covers my eyes and says, "If you don't but some shorts on your not coming, you already have a horn sticking out you don't need another!
So we give him another 10 seconds and we're off to the beach! We make it and boy is it crowded. It turns out one of Harvs brothers do have a floaty, except he's using it at the moment. I ask Harv to ask him if I could use it. I wait a while as they conversed, noticing that his brother kept staring at me. They finally come my way and his brother hands it to me.
"Thanks." I tell him, "What's so funny Harv?" I look down at his brother and hes still staring at me with a twinkle in his eyes.
"Your beautiful!" he says
"Why thank you at least some one can-."
He interrupts, " If only there were girls as beautiful as you in my neighborhood."
"Girl, girl, girl! I am not a girl! What makes you think I'm a girl! I have no shirt on as you can see, why would a girl take her shirt off?"
"I asked myself the same question honey. But I told my self 'hey, if she wants to give me the full show, why should I complain?'"
"What", I cover my chest, "Even if I was a girl I wouldn't lower my self at such demeanors!"
"I love you."
"Listen I-."
"Love me?"
"That's not what I was going to say!"
"You're beautiful…"
"Are you even listening short stuff?"
At this point Harv is rolling in the sand laughing along with Hevvin. The shame…
" I don't wanna get in the water no more Harv, not with you at least."
"Oh come on, are you still upset about my brother?"
" Is he still over there across the beach staring at me?"
"Then yes I am! And worst of all you laughed at me!"
" Come on it was funny, Hevv-man thought so too."
" Oh now you have a nick name for him too, next your going to meet his parents and start holding hands and coming up with baby names."
" We're both boys, did your mommy ever tell you where babys came from?" harv asks
"…"
"She didn't did she!"
"Shut up, im going into the water!" The water, soo cold. Ooo, feels so nice on my smooth skin.
Meanwhile, while Finn a horn is seen sneaking up behind him, will Harv come to his rescue? Stay tuned!
Oh no Shark-icorn! Bam! Take that Shark-icorn! "Hevvin?"
"Of course its me I was just trying to scare you! Where did you get that pan anyways?"
"Found it…" I toss it back into the water. "Oh no your bleeding, you'd better get out the water. The waters infested with Shark-icorns you know."
"Theres no such thing you idiot, that was me remember!"
" Oooh yeeeaaah…"
Meanwhile Shark-icorns battle to the death under the sea. Will they ever be discovered? Will Finn lose his fear of unicorns? Will Hevvin keep his pants on? Stay tuned!
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