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The next morning as Harv and I lay in bed together, he explained something to me that scared, yet fascinated me.

"… and that's where babies come from."

I gave out a sigh of relief, "Good thing we didn't do anything like that last night huh?"

"Oh no you can't get-."

And before he could finish his sentence my world came crashing down, along with the tent I had pitched in the blanket. Because at that moment my mother came crashing into my door using Hevvins head as a bull dozer. I was blinded by a bright flash as I attempted to cover my naked torso.

"What? Huh? Hevvin…Mom!...huh!" I said…I think…huh?

"Well I just came to apologize for yesterday, even thought you made me lose a few teeth in the sand. But your mother asked me if I'de like to help her prove that you're a Queer I mean Queen, and you know me, I just couldn't help myself!" said Hevvin.

As Harv cradled himself under the blanket whispering "the shame" to himself, I questioned my mom, " What the hell was that flash?"

"Picture taking thingy of course!"

"What do you mean of course how the heck should I know! Where would you get something like that!"

"Mr. Strognofe…"

"Our neighbor!"

"…maybe…what's it to you you're not my mom!" She screams as she runs out sobbing…she has mother-daughter issues…

If she doesn't stop messing with out neighbors she's going to get accused of being a witch!

"Weeellll…awkward...I'll be leaving now. Oh yea Finn I'm still going to kill you one day!" Hevvin leaves and Harv and I are left alone again.

"Finn?" Harv says from under the cover still.

"Yea Harv?"

"The only reason I denied you of getting into anything that would, you know, make babies I suppose in your mind, is because I was still in a bit of pain from what happened at the beach."

"Oh, so its not that you weren't ready, you were just scared of spraining something. Haha, Harvy is a scardy cat Harv Harv Harv, Harvy is a scardy cat!"

I felt him shifting under the covers as I mocked him, then a warm wet sensation around my baby maker. A sensations that had me forget what I was mocking. It was new nothing I've ever felt. What was this, but I knew what was going on down there as soon as I heard Harv speak as if he was talking with his mouth full.

"Bu' I em aww beuwer now."

The stroking sensation continued. It was the most pleasurable thing I had ever felt, I had to force my self to question him on what he had said.

"I sed I em aww betwer now!"

"…What?"

The sensation stops. And his face appears from under the covers and he said, " I'm all better now!"

"Ohhh ok, my turn!"

"What!"

"Its only fair, if your bold enough to try it I want to try it too. Now whip it out. That's what they say right, whip it out?"

"What wait not, You cant, its…stop no wait…" I whipped it out my self and gave it a lick test, "Oooohhh nevermind." Said Harv as he forced me head down towards it making me almost gag. I had never seen one besides mine before, but Harv is defiantly larger than average compared to mine…but he's older than me so its ok…right?

Why am I asking my self questions like this, I like the feeling of it on my tongue and that's all that matter! He begins to moan, moaning louder the deeper I go, making me feel like a pro. Finally, something some what athletic that I'm good at!

He stops me, pulling my head up from under the covers, kissing me as he strokes my Hair.

The kissing stops and I realize that I am face down on my pillow with Harv behind me. I knew where this was going, and I was glad it was. But after ten minutes of moaning, not the moaning like before, but painful moans, I wasn't so glad. I finally feel Harvs skin against mine, and that let me know the pain is over, and the rest was pleasure. Harv was so wore out from attempting to penetrate that he fell right on my back as he wrapped his hands about me, continuing to pivot in and out slowly, and gently. And after a while not so gentle and slow, and I liked it. I didn't know what to do with my hands so I just grasped my bed post. I moaned, I moaned loudly. I didn't care that my door was knocked down, I didn't care that I had not windows, I didn't care I heard clicking and saw flashes coming from my door way. All I cared about at this point was Harv. But Harv did care about my volume level and put his hand around my mouth.

By the time we were done, we had to share another moment together, in the shower.

After that day me and harv worked hard, realizing if we were going to live happily together, we had to work hard now for the future. And soon enough, his dream came true. He was a strong and not to mention handsome Barbarian. And yes he was all mines. But sadly I still haven't become a Bard, harder than I expected. But harv promised to support me on my dream, even if it takes me a life time. He didn't mind as long as I cooked what ever brought home from hunting. I didn't really support his line of duty, knowing how dangerous. But who I to take away the happiness of the man I love.

"Mom?"

"Yes dearest."

"What ever happened to those pictures you took of me and Harv when we were kids?"

"Oh that old thing, I never figured out how to take of the pictures. Turns out it was just a flash making thingy."

But my mom was wrong, soon enough the pictures showed up. And Harv was beaten; I wasn't since Harv protected me. And eventually we were shunned from the village. We couldn't find another village and eventually we stopped searching. We decided if nobody wanted us around, we didn't need them. After a year of sleeping on the floor, Harv was finished building out new home. It wasn't the best home, but the land went out for acres. And on this land we will never starve. Healthy soil to grow fruits and vegetables. And many herds of Buffalo lived not too far which Harv had fun hunting.

We even had a visitor, Hevvin.

"What the heck are you doing here!" me and Harv said simultaneously

"Look, I'm sorry I spread the pictures around, I didn't think this would happen."

"You did this! Well I guess me and Finn have you to thank for our privacy out here!"

"Wait you mean your happy out here?"

We sure are." Harv says as he puts his around my shoulder.

"Wait, you would follow us this far just to apologize, what are you doing out here?"

"Well you see, once the villagers found out I was the only Unicorn alive, they wanted me for their own!"

"So you just left?"

"It was either this or die. Can I please stay with you?"

Harv and I talked it over and we decided tat Hevvin would make a good way of catching up to faster prey.

"I rather have died that be your personal Horse."

"Stop your complaining, we've got dinner to bring home. Now charge!"

"Nihihihi!"

Paradise, no complaints from me. Me and Harv are all alone, no judgments no pointing, we can hold hands when ever we want, and we don't have to hear the whispering. Only the whispering wind.

But there is one downside, When ever I play my harp as I sit on the balcony with Harv, I haft to listen to Hevvin howling Nihihihi, as he's tied up in the backyard. Hell like I'm going to let a psycho Unicorn in my house. But boy do I love torturing him.

THE END

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