Jackie walked into the basement with Chip, and Hyde stood up.

"What the hell is he doing here?"

"What?" Jackie asked innocently. "If you can bring the professional whore down here, I can bring Chip." Jackie said brightly.

"I woke up after a three month bender, married." Hyde said through clenched teeth.

"Don't see ya getting it annulled, though." Jackie countered.

"Steven... I am right here." Sam said, huffing.

"... and?" Hyde said with a shrug.

Sam growled, huffing to herself. Two days in Wisconsin, and so far, she wasn't much liking 'sober Hyde'.

Chip sat onto the couch with a smirk, yanking Jackie into his lap. She yelped in slight surprise, but then righted herself. Hyde narrowed his eyes at Chip, frowning, arms folded.

"And, anyway," Jackie continued talking, "Fez has brought multiple girls down here... That Patty bitch, Crazy Caroline, Nina... Big Rhonda-"

"Ooooh!" Kelso interrupted. "Big Rhonda went to fat camp, and she came back hot!"

"It's not nice to call it 'fat camp', Kelso." Donna admonished. "It's a weight loss facility."

"Fancy words for fat camp, Donna, sorry. Have to give that one to Kelso." Hyde smirked.

Donna rolled her eyes.

"You think Big Rhonda would date me?" Kelso asked.

"You, fool? She should be mine, considering I dated her through the big phase!" Fez protested.

"And she dumped you." Kelso reminded. "In her 'big phase'. Burn!"

Fez crossed his arms over his chest, grumbling to himself.

"Well, I'm going to go find her!" Kelso announced. "I think she's going to be the next girl I knock up!" he said, tromping out the door.

Fez followed frantically. "Kelso, no, don't get her fat again!"

But, Hyde was watching Chip, who's hands kept moving to caress Jackie's breast or butt, and Jackie kept furtively moving them away, pretending it did not bother her, though Hyde could see in her eyes it was. When his hand moved to Jackie's thigh, sliding up despite Jackie's shoving lightly at it, Hyde stood up.

"All right, that's it." he said.

"What?" Chip smirked at him.

"Get up, and get your filthy hands off my girl."

Jackie's eyes glowed, and she looked at him all melty and excited at the same time.

Sam stood, eyes huge. "Your- Steven, I'm your wife!"

"No, you're drunken revenge sex." Hyde blurted.

Sam reached out and slapped him across the face, and Jackie hopped up. "You can't do that to my boyfriend, whore!" she said, reaching out and tackling Sam.

Chip's eyes widened, and he and Hyde watched as the two girls 'rassled.

"Jackie, stop it!" Donna protested. "This is undignified to women!"

Hyde smirked, hefting Donna over his shoulder and opened the basement door, putting her out. He then walked over to see Jackie starting to get the short end of it, Sam on top throwing punches, and he yanked Sam off.

"Enough!" he yelled.

"Man... you're stopping a hot fight!" Chip protested.

"Okay, that's it, both of you out."

"Steven..." Sam pouted.

"Get your stuff and we'll go get the annulment. Pack." he ordered, and Sam stomped into the back room.

Hyde scooped Jackie into his arms tenderly. "Are you all right?"

Jackie wrapped her arms around his neck. "Oh, Steven..."

Hyde looked at Chip. "You're seriously still here? You have ten seconds, or I'm gonna put her down and kick your ass. One... two..."

And, Chip ran, remembering having a month with his jaw wired shut after Hyde had broken it and knocked him unconscious. Hyde carried Jackie to his bed, laying her down gently, and kissed her forehead.

"I'm gonna take care of this, and then I come back here, okay? You packed, Sam?"

"Yes..." she sniffled. "But, Steven..."

"Come on." he said, gently yanking her out the room by the wrist. "Let's go..."

And, Jackie lay back, knowing that when she awoke, Sleeping Beauty's prince would come and reclaim her forever...

_End_