Scene: Beverly Hills Park: 1:00 PM

For a couple of days, things appeared to be back to normal, until the girls caught up with Jerry once again. They crossed paths with their boss, who was wearing a pair of dark glasses and also had a highly unusual pet hopping on a leash without him realizing it.

Sam: "Jerry, do you realize what you have at the end of your leash?"

Jerry: "Oh, Sam! Are Alex and Clover with you by chance? My eyesight is currently at a 15-15 level after seeing that Peter fellow in nothing but the flesh. My life has gone topsy-turvy for me ever since."

Cutaway

Jerry (on the telephone): "Hello, Discovery Channel? Don't you people change your television programming every once in a while?…What, you do? Don't play mind games with me! I've been watching the same television show for the past six hours! I'm beginning to get seasick!"

(cutaway to Jerry looking at his fishtank)

End Cutaway

Cutaway 2

Jerry: (at a department store – sign reading "Clearance Sale Now!") "Hmmmm…Cleopatra Now Playing! Oh my! I've got to see this!"

(Jerry standing behind a rack of fur coats) "This line hasn't moved in over an hour! That will teach me to be late for an opening weekend!"

End Cutaway 2

Alex: "Yes, Jerry! Of course we're with Sammy! And who's that cute little fellow hopping around with you?"

Jerry: "Oh, this is a Mexican hairless I spotted wandering aimlessly across the road! He's so cute and I couldn't leave him all by himself to be eaten by hungry bears! I call him Chico!"

Chico happened to have buckteeth, a fluffy cottontail and unusually long ears for a tiny Chihuahua.

Jerry: "Oh, look at him hop for joy! I think he wants you to pet him!"

Clover reached down to stroke Chico's head but the rabbit's attention veered towards the bouquet of roses sitting on her lap.

MUNCH, MUNCH, MUNCH!

Clover: "EEEEEK! MY ROSES! My boyfriend just got me those for our 1-week anniversary! Jerry, get your disease-ridden animal out of my lap before…"

KA-BOOM!!!

Jerry: "That explosion sounds vaguely familiar to me…OH MY WORD! Girls, I think one of our gadgets has gone awry!"

Peter and Quagmire were doing more refurbishing to the penthouse when they discovered a boombox in the closet. The thought of music always put the two of them into wild fantasies about their high school glory days. Sure enough, a case of beer was the segue needed to go from hard workers to hard partiers. Setting themselves up for a pathetic karaoke version of "Smoke On The Water", little did they know that they were going to set off a fire in the sky with the Sonic Disintegrator Boombox!

A sonic disintegrator disguised as a boombox. The sounds it produces can cause pain if heard, push people away, and break solid objects such as glass.

The SDB would produce many long-term side effects.

At the Griffin Household

Meg, in her underwear, standing on the bathroom scale: "I've lost five pounds! I won't be embarrassed to wear a bikini now!" (scale malfunctions, glass shatters) "NOOOO!! I hate my whole life!" (runs crying into bedroom)

Brian with his laptop: "Yes! Six months of hard work and I've finally completed my novel! Now I won't have to put up with everyone bugging me about how why my novel is taking forever!" (computer screen cracks) "Why me? Why does it always have to be me?"

Stewie standing beside time machine: "My master plan is almost coming to fruition! I'm set to travel back in time to 1936 Nazi Germany and once I overthrow Hitler, there will be nothing to stop me taking over and rewriting history to become undisputed ruler of the world! Take that treacherous woman! Ha, ha, ha, ha!" (steps inside machine, boombox waves cause timeline to malfunction 10 years ahead)

Stewie, arriving in 1946 West Germany: "Well, Hitler's Third Reich certainly isn't all that it was cracked up to be. No flags, parades, where's all the happy, happy, joy, joy that was written in the history books? Oh! Excuse me, sir? Could you bring me to your leader?"

The poor, downtrodden stranger replied, "We have no idea who's been running this country for the longest time!"

"What are you talking about, where's the guy with the big bushy moustache?"

"If you mean Hitler, the son of a bitch has been dead for over a year!"

"You mean, this country is mine for the taking? Sweet! I can't wait to get started!"

Two hours later, Stewie takes over the radio airwaves vowing to pick up where Hitler left off and carry on his legacy, under the assumption he was in 1936.

30 minutes later, Stewie is chained up in prison; finally realizing it's 1946. "Damn you to hell, woman! I know you're behind this in some twisted fashion!"

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Jerry: "Anyway, I'm glad you girls are here now, as I've received word that Dr. Strangelust has struck once again! Reports of another former Playboy model, Christy Hemme, have her mysteriously disappearing from Nashville prior to a big show last evening. Her current employer has told authority figures to lay off this case, however, as apparently, one of the people in charge has stated that once this breaking news story boosts their television ratings to a 1.5, a certain Vince McMahon is going to be shaking in his boots."

Sam: "Not if we can help it! Even if we have to lug that 300-pound waste of human flesh to get this case solved, so be it!"

Clover: "Say, Jerry, where exactly is this Doctor's whereabouts?"

Jerry: "You might be able to get some clues at his latest victim's headquarters. You might want to tell your new…friend…to be on his best behaviour."

Scene: Orlando, FLA

Peter (bouncing all over the plane): "YAAAYYY! DISNEY WORLD! DISNEY WORLD! DISNEY WORLD! DISNEY WORLD! DISNEY WORLD! DISNEY WORLD! How much further is it? I want to see Mickey! And Donald! And Samoa Joe! And Beer Money! Damn! You girls keep any beer in that cooler?"

Clover: "Will you KNOCK IT OFF! Don't make me turn this plane around, wait a minute, is there something we can do?"

A little spray of the Ice Queen Perfume froze Peter in an awkward position for the rest of the flight from the west to the east coast. At this point, the spies were beginning to wonder if their eventual encounter with their unknown enemy was going to be any worse than the human Popsicle burdening down their efforts.