So sorry this chapter is so late! and really short. I'm trying to get back into the swing of things, and I hope to have another chapter up tomorrow. Really REALLY sorry about the long wait and the dismal chapter. ;_;
It is kind of an important one anyway, the one before we get deep into it ;D
You know how most people's good and evil are balanced somewhere near the middle? Haruhi is balanced between good and super-hyperactive-but-not-really-evil, but still, WAAAAY out towards the not really evil side of things.
That's why letting her look for the spy is a bad move. Probably kill him before we can get any information out of him.
In fact, what info do we want out of him? The pics he (probably) took? Why he's doing this?
Whatever. Alright, time to find this son of a bitch. Whoever's the spy will be paid in like. Obviously, I can't threaten them with BDSM or anything, but I CAN threaten them with Haruhi.
They'll get the message.
One more pro of having her as a girlfriend: People are really scared when confronted.
Goldfinger
He's the man, the man with the Midas touch
A spider's touch
Such a cold finger
Beckons you to enter his web of sin
But don't go in
Somehow, I get the feeling I'm not supposed to be doing this. Or something bad will happen if I keep going. Then again, I always get that feeling with Haruhi, and nothing TOO bad has happened...yet. Of course, who knows with her; she's an imagination Molotov cocktail.
That happens to be my girlfriend.
Damn, now I'm remembering she's into weird sexual techniques....
Anyway, we'll see what this spy can do.
I sure hope I'm not strapped to a centrifuge and start debating whether there's such a THING as centrifugal force with my captor...
Golden words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can't disguise what you fear
For a golden girl knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death ...
The rest of the Brigade are following me, Miss Asahina clutching the back of my blazer, Koizumi walking alongside her, Haruhi grumbling and striding beside me, giving me dirty looks for not letting her look by herself, and Yuki keeping up towards the back. Koizumi is simply smiling, which is the opposite of the effect I want to have. I want them to be scared and fearful like Ann Frank! Although, that's probably a bad analogy. If they start locking doors and windows, I can't do anything about it.
Around me I'm seeing whispered conversations. Except for -
From Mister Goldfinger
Pretty girl, beware of his heart of gold
This heart is cold
"HEY, KYON! HOW'S SUZUMIYA-SAN?!"
Damn.
Taniguchi.
He can't get to me physically, but he can get to me mentally. Why does he have to be so loud...
He continues trying to shout at me, attempting to get some sort of reaction.
Well you ain't getting it, pal. I got more important fish to fry.
It's important to have goals.
Golden words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can't disguise what you fear
For a golden girl knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death ...
You know that feeling that's like a sixth sense? Like you think something bad's going to happen? What's it called...foreboding, that's it. Can't shake it. Something was not quite right. I tried to place it. Koizumi was looking out a window; Nagato was standing silently as usual; Miss Asahina was simply clinging onto my back, until she tugged at it.
"Hm? What's up?"
"Where's...Miss Suzumiya?"
"..."
Shit.
From Mister Goldfinger
Pretty girl, beware of his heart of gold
This heart is cold
He loves only gold
Only gold
He loves gold
He loves only gold
Only gold
He loves gold
That's where he must be! I started running around campus, trying to find any glimpse of her. Of course she'd still search for him! I searched everywhere; the freshman classrooms, the second year classrooms, and the thirds – nowhere to be seen.
Well this is great. I can't find the one person I love when I need her most. Eventually though, I found myself in front of the clubroom. I opened the door to find Haruhi –
"I should've expected this, shouldn't I."
