Bad news… mousie bit it. Father's traps actually worked. Just another reason for me not to speak to him right now. She's in a better place.

Anyways, let's get to some venting… I really need it right now.

All you have to do is review to get cupcakes.

Winners!!!: thundercracker76, jazas-art, Decepticon05, Ruler-of-the-Shadows, daughterofBarricade, Supermoi, Kibble Beast, XxSexy-Temari-ChanxX, ShiTiger, The Great Susinko, and black dragon!!!

And a big hug to The Great Susinko! I'm sorry! I confused you! It was the stats that set off the baby thing last chapter!!! Here *triples amount of cybercupcakes* Sorry for the confusion! It's wonderful to see your reviews in my inbox!

barricade/bee 3

jolt/sideswipe 1

Star/Megs 3

Barricade/Blackout 1

Ironhide/Ratchet 1

Optimus/Bee 1

And to black dragon: He is currently attending the University of North Carolina at Wilmington and majoring in film studies I believe. I'm not there anymore, but he seemed to be doing ok last I checked!

I like keeping things logical… (high fives jazas-art: you made a good point, but i'm going to see how my insane little mind wants to do this... it thinks in my subconscious... i have no control over it) :D but that's just me! I take no comments in anger and unless they threaten my well being (which takes a lot) I love all my reviewers!!! After all, I take all suggestions as constructive criticism and you guys took the time to review! That means a lot to me! Thank you so much!!! *hugs everyone*

Disclaimer: I don't own the Transformers… if I did, Starscream would so sore by the end of each day.


Starscream tried to lay low, sneaking behind buildings and only using defensive fire when he had to with small missiles that were stowed in his wrist launchers. He had to get to Megatron before the fallen did and stop this madness. He could never forgive himself if he allowed the Earthlings to die because of their search for energon combined with the fallen's hatred of the smaller beings. He stayed close to the ground, not needing to fall from the sky again courtesy of a certain monster crippling his wing. His facial plating hurt terribly, and he did his best to keep his servo on a rather deep dent thank wouldn't relent to his attentions to soothe the pounding processor ache. Megatron had to be around here somewhere.

Starscream gazed up at the pyramid as he heard a roar of protest. The humans had shot Devastator and he tumbled down the side of the monolithic structure. Starscream looked up and saw his love flying(1) towards the pyramid. Starscream tried his best to get up, but remembered he was suppose to lay low until he could get Megatron alone…

A sudden force slamming him into the wall beside him shattered Starscream's thoughts.

"I told you to behave, and yet you still feel the need to defy me. Well… looks like I have some time to attend to your… mistake…" The fallen grabbed Starscream by the helm and yanked the seeker back as Starscream struggled against the force of the fallen's claws embedding themselves into his neck cables.

"Now… what did I tell you?" the fallen increased his grip, as if waiting for the seeker's response. Starscream onlined his optics and barely managed to force his optic shutters open in a glare.

"You told…me… to …return… to the …ship…" The fallen smirked in victory. His grip tightened yet again, causing the seeker to grunt in pain as he struggled and flare his legs out more in his attempt to free himself.

"Good… now… where do you think you are supposed to be?" The fallen asked, shoving the seeker into another wall. Starscream gasped as his back hit the wall, internal functions screaming in pain as they over heated.

"On… the …ship…sir?" Starscream's air intake valve alarms were blaring at the top of his audio receptors. He needed to make this monster let go. He needed to cycle air or some form of cooling agent.

"Good…. Now, how should we resolve this little…inconvenience?" the fallen growled like a feral leopard, letting his talons graze down Starscream's side so slowly, scraping the metal like a cat scratching a brand new piece of furniture. Starscream groaned in pain as the metal derma was damaged, sending an ache through his body. Primus how he wished that a shot would go astray and nail the bastard in the shoulder or something to get him off the seeker.

Starscream tried his best to look around, to see who was watching… the blue Autobot… the silver Autobot… the few Decepticons that were there… oh primus… Megatron… slag. The one mech Starscream didn't want to see him get raped again… he had to fight back! He wasn't going to go down on his knees again for this bastard without a decent fight!

The seeker grabbed the fallen's forearm and jerked it to the side, doing his best to embed his talons into the bastard. The fallen smirked and brought his ped up, then slammed it down on the seekers chest, causing all the air to rush out of his cooling units as the fallen let the seeker collide with the ground. Starscream struggled to pull air back into his systems as his cooling units screamed for the bliss of air. The fallen reached down and pulled the seeker back up, slamming him down, face forward, into the building ahead of them. Everyone who could see them stopped fighting to watch in horror as the fallen forced the seeker's interfacing panel open. Starscream screamed as the fallen's cable was forced into his port, thankfully not ripping it this time. It was still large enough for the seeker to scream as it penetrated his tight cables.

The fallen thrusted into the seeker's unprepared port at a ridiculously fast pace. Starscream gripped his talons into the building, shattering the stone beneath them. He gritted his dental plating and tensed his back muscular cables.

Megatron watched this display from his perch high above the battlefield. There was nothing he could do… the fallen would kill him if he tried to help Starscream out. Yet… he wanted to protect Starscream at all costs… but was it worth his life? What if he was offlined permanently… would Starscream still be the fallen's toy? He couldn't risk it… if nothing else, staying online and growing stronger was more important… then, the fallen couldn't stop him if he wanted to take the silver air commander as his bride. He would just have to endure it… please hang on, Starscream.

The seeker screamed as the fallen hit a soft spot in his port, lubricants pouring out of the seekers abuse aft. Starscream yelped loudly as his helm was pulled up and backwards, showing the rest of the battlefield how beautiful the seeker was when he screamed.

Bumblebee watched from behind, feeling the need to purge his tanks as the silver air commander was taken in front of him. Jolt moved towards Sideswipe, attempting to get behind his friend. Sideswipe placed a servo around Jolt's waist and pulled him closer; doing his best to make sure the younger mech wouldn't get shot by a Decepticon while everyone was transfixed on the seeker and the fallen. Sideswipe cared about the younger mech… but he wouldn't say that to him unless Jolt said it first. It just didn't feel right.

The Decepticons knew about Starscream and Megatron… but most of them were very confused when the fallen grabbed the seeker and started raping him. Worse yet, there was nothing they could do to help their temporary commander.

Starscream continued to scream every time the fallen his the sweet spot in his port, feeling the need to come so badly… his cable swelled and his processor screamed at him. The fallen grabbed the seekers legs and pulled him up so that the rest of the battlefield could see what was happening. Starscream felt so dirty… he begged Primus to just let him die right there.

Before he knew it, the fallen came inside him. The lubricants dripped down his aft and onto the ground, causing the soil to become drenched in the fallen's coded lubricants.

Starscream thanked Primus that the fallen had not spark bonded with him… otherwise by this point he would have been pregnant with nearly a half dozen sparklings.(2) The seeker felt the fallen let go of him as he tumbled to the ground, landing with a sickening thud as his chassis touched the sand.

"Now stay there… like a good little bitch. I will gather you when the star is harvested… then… well see about your spark." The fallen teleported out of the scene, leaving the Decepticons to deal with him. He offlined his optics and heard ped falls coming closer to him. He heard the little yellow Autobot speak… well, as best as he could speak.

"Hang on, don't ho- I'll help you get your- calm down- it's going to be alright…" Such a sweet Autobot… Starscream almost regretted shoot at the younger mech. Almost.


Prime sat still as Ratchet continued to examine him, but was startled by the sound of jet engines approaching them. Jetfire, the former Decepticon, was flying towards them at a slow, yet increasing pace. Prime shielded his optics as the jet came crashing down in front of them.

"Stick the landing!!!" Jetfire crashed to the ground, sending a cloud of sand in every direction.

"Well that was a rush! Not like back in my day! Now, where is this wet-behind-the-audio-receptors Prime?" Jetfire turned around and Optimus, still trying to clear the sand from his optics, raised his servo delicately, not really sure where this mech was at the moment.

"Ah! There you are! Come 'ere you brat!" Jetfire grabbed Optimus by the neck cables and pulled him under his arm. He pulled Prime's helm close to his mouth, much to the protest of a very pissed Ratchet. Prime was still dizzy, and the sudden force of the mech's arm around his neck cables made it worse.

"All right my boy, here what's going to happen! You are going to defeat the fallen because you are the last Prime! You'll have to take out his forces first! I'd start with the little one's first, they seem easy enough to pick off, and that small seeker. Anyways-" Jetfire was cut off by Prime.

"Starscream? We aren't firing at him, he's already been injured by the fallen. It's not a fair fight." Prime said suddenly, causing the former Decepticon to stop and look at him.

"How was he injured?" The old Blackbird asked. Prime struggle from his hold and looked at him in the optics, his blank look hiding his disgust for the fallen.

"He took him into his harem, and well… you can figure the rest out. Starscream was always one of the more attractive mechs, even back before the war began. But he's too young for this kind of treatment." Jetfire stopped and smiled at the Prime. He rested his servos on his cane and sighed deeply.

"Prime… the fallen has a bit of a fetish for younger bots. I remember, long before you were hatched, that the Decepticons were known as older bots because the fallen kept taking the younger, more attractive bots into his harem. You could always tell he got a hold of a virgin… they screamed a lot more… this young one, Starscream, is probably just another victim of his insatiable drive." Jetfire placed his right servo on the Prime's left shoulder. Prime looked at the old bot with a rather confused glance.

"Prime… you are the only who can stop this madness… I can't say that you will free all of the young Autobots that have been taken as slaves by Decepticons, because frankly I don't know if that will happen. But… your team is backing you 100%, as am I." Jetfire was very wise, and he had lost his bondmate many stellar cycles before... the least he could do was try his best to help out the remaining Prime in his attempt to thwart the evil bastard that had stolen so many innocent bots from their rightful places.

"Thank you… umm, I'm sorry I didn't catch your name." Prime replied, taking the Blackbird's servo in his own and giving it a hearty shake.

"I'm the great Jetfire!!!" The Prime swore, if he didn't think it would offend the jet, he would have face palmed right there. But instead he smiled and released the mech's servo.


Blooper!!! Or extra… whatever. Enjoy.

Winners! Barricade/Bee and Starscream/Megatron!

Bee was so horny underneath the mustang. Cade's stiff cable was gently pushing in and out of sweet little Bee's port. Optimus had taken off earlier and they had returned to Bee's room. Bumblebee gave a light whine as he was shoved into by Cade. It was late, and Prime was suppose to be returning soon. Bee's room was near the outside of the building, and he could have sworn he heard another moan echoing through the metal structure.

Cade increased his speed, making the young yellow Autobot shiver in delight. The Decepticon was amazing in bed.

"AHHHHHH MEGATRON!" Ok… now Bumblebee stopped, as did Cade… that wasn't them.

Bee got up, his stiff cable going back down, leaving Cade rather… unfinished. Bee climbed up to the window and saw Starscream and Megatron, snuggled together in the afterglow of an amazing evening.

This was going to be hard to explain…

But less so with the evidence he was recording on his holoscanner.


(1) He could fly somehow in the movie. Just basing it off that.

(2) I'm going to say they have to sparkbond to complete a sparkling manufacture. Or hatchling… whatever, they have to sparkbond to make a baby. Enough said.

Anyways… read, review… complain if you want… enjoy your cybercupcakes… tell me if I messed up something. I love my reviewers!

Things will get better… I'm going to the mall today to buy a gag gift… to prank my father into oblivion… I was thinking of a vibrator I can place in oddball places… you know, 'it's not mine! I swear!' kind of joke. And get a cinnabun… and Japanese food. And a new jacket. I need to shop... at Hot Topic. Ok, well you guys know the drill.

Oh, here's a poll.

What should I do in the next blooper/extra? (Please choose 2!)

Jolt's first time

Ratchet meets the kitty

Ironhide's bad day

Prime talks to Jetfire

The fallen gets drunk