Arggh, this story format thingy is sooo annoying... it keeps changing my chapter titles, which are supposed to be CENTERED, to the left! it really is very annoying... oh well. am i freak for caring??

nonetheless, here is the great funniness you've been waiting for!

Chapter Eleven:

Awkward Situations Keep Happening to Me

"Hello? What are you doing here?" The Espada asked again.

Just her luck, out of the pan and into the fire.

"Hey wait! You're that weirdo little girl from a couple days ago!" He pointed at her rudely. "Why are you here? Get the hell out!"

Seren clenched her fists at her side and wheeled around to face him. "For your information, I wish I wasn't in here right now, but I needed somewhere to hide. And yes, I am the girl you basically handed over the Nnoitra to get raped. Thanks, asshole!"

His jaw dropped. "Wha- what the hell?! You can't talk to me like that?!" He snarled.

"I just did, so I guess I can." She crossed her arms. She just wanted to get out of here, but he was blocking the door. Damn.

"Not if you want to live." He smiled wickedly. "I've been bored, I would like a good fight. But you look too weak to even be entertaining, even for a little while." He yawned and put his hands behind his head. "Weakling."

Seren shrieked at him. "WEAK? I'LL SHOW YOU WEAK, YOU SON OF A BITCH!" She clapped her hands, and lightning shot out of her hands. It missed of course- he was too fast- but it hit the door, and there was a sizeable hole where he had been. It was smoking.

Then she regretted it. The Espada suddenly smiled. But it was a lunatic grin, like how a jaguar smiled before pouncing on its prey. "Well, it looks like you're a little more interesting than I thought!" He laughed and attacked.

Seren really wanted to slap herself. WHY was she ALWAYS going off on the wrong people?!

She pulled out Fuerda and quickly blocked his sword. She had barely stopped that before she was hit from behind, and she tumbled across the room. Swearing, she commanded "Shi!" And a flare of fire blew from her hands. There was a loud hiss, and Grimmjow stopped at the end of the room, his sleeve singed.

He only smiled wider.

Damn!

His sword met hers, ringing loudly and fiercely. She could only block his vicious attacks, that left her sword ringing and her arms crying in pain. But Seren wasn't through yet. She noticed a hole in his attack, and fiercely stabbed. She got him- but-

She felt a searing pain on her left shoulder and she fell. She looked up. He hadn't even stopped!

Grimmjow had a large gash across his chest, but it hadn't even fazed him. He seemed to revel in the pain, actually.

What a monster.

She gripped her shoulder, and stood up again. This time she attacked.

She came at him hard, Fuerda clashing with his zanpakutoh over and over; the harsh screeches of the screaming swords filled the room.

But there were no more holes in his defense, and she was retreating again. He was overpowering her. She had her hands full just defending herself!

Seren gritted her teeth. She was really sick of this. She screamed at him, and with one fierce attack knocked his sword out of his hands- but hers went flying too.

Why?! Why?!

Grimmjow smiled at her, and jumped back. He was summoning a cero!

Seren barely had time to yell "Go" before she dived to the side, to dodge it.

Then she was picked up by her neck, and a sword to her throat. Grimmjow grinned wickedly at her.

"Gotcha," was all he said. He raised his sword to kill her and-

"NOOOO!" Seren screamed and kicked him between the legs as hard as she could.

Grimmjow froze. He looked at her, shocked. His face even turned a little blue.

Seren stopped breathing for a moment.

Then Grimmjow dropped to the ground, yelling. "WHAT THE HELL, YOU BITCH!" He yelled. "YOU-"

She didn't stay to find out. "Sorry!" She yelled behind her as she sonido'd out of the room as fast as she could.

She was halfway back to Halibel's room before she realized she'd left Fuerda in Grimmjow's room.

Damn. Honestly, how did she KEEP getting herself into these messes?!

i knwo that was a mean placeto leave off... sorry... i kinda just wanna watch you guys writhe in agony and suspense!!

MUWAHAHAHA!!

anyways, if you review, i might consider putting the next chapter up today... hehehe...