Alright… got depressed today… then got pissed… then got depressed and continued to do this little cycle… ate like a fat horse… god, Cinnabuns are fattening… like, 700 calories a piece. Anyways… I feel like venting…and like puking… but I'm not in favor of the latter. Will revamp this chapter later.

Winners!: Skeleton Toes, thundercracker76, SilverWolf47, The Great Susinko, UchicestObsessed, Kibble Beast, black dragon, Tinna Minor, Supermoi, Decepticon05, Ruler-of-the-Shadows, Ameri, RobotFreak, Hiezen, Dragolover1, Zonadow,

Winners of the bloopers!:

Jolt's first time 6

Ratchet Meets the kitty 4

Prime talks to Jetfire 4

The fallen gets drunk 9

Ironhide's bad day 2

Alright, so the bloopers tonight are going to be Jolt's first time and the fallen gets drunk. The bloopers tomorrow are going to be Ratchet meets the kitty and Prime talks to Jetfire. Then I'll have a poll to see what's going to accompany Ironhide's bad day.

To black dragon: I'll ask him next time I talk to him, but he is not on aim much these days. :D

I don't own the Transformers, Hasbro does.


Starscream sat besides a destroyed building that Bumblebee had propped him up against. The fallen had taken off for the pyramid and he was left to the care of the kind Autobot. Starscream didn't protest when Bee started checking him over for minor injuries. The seeker was too injured to care at this point, and too numb to feel anything. Bee radioed Ratchet to come to their location as soon as he was done with Prime, to which the medical bot was not pleased, but didn't see what had just occurred. The pain had dulled, but the emotional pain of getting raped again was still burning in the mech like a white hot poker to the servo. And what was worse, the troops would only see him as the fallen's toy… mostly because he couldn't stop the mech from doing it again.

Starscream sat up and glanced at the pyramid… the fallen was doing something… the matrix of leadership!

Oh Primus, he forgot. The Earthlings were going to lose their star if he didn't do something.

Starscream pushed himself off the ground, much to the yellow Camero's protests. The seeker turned to the mech and smiled.

"You love Prime don't you?" The seeker said. Bee stopped in his tracks… it was true, He loved Prime, but lusted after Barricade. He was also the center of attention when he was younger, particularly at the academy.

"Affermative" The yellow Camero responded. Starscream smiled and placed his right servo on Bee's left shoulder. The Camero looked him in the optics and froze at the sincerity that he saw in Starscream's bright red orbs. (1)

"Whatever happens in this battle… and where ever you go, never let go of him. You'll regret it until you are offlined." Bee didn't move as Starscream engaged his thrusters and flew over to the pyramid. He had one last shot at this.

Starscream landed with a thud on the ground and looked up to his rapist and his love. He gathered up his courage, determined to stop this while they were ahead.

"Megatron! Don't listen to him! We never destroy other species in our fight! It's against the laws you and Prime set down millennias ago!" Starscream yelled to his leader and his love. He was doing his best to stop this madness before other sentient beings were injured due to their war. Enough casualties had already given their lives where they need not. Megatron was just playing into the Fallen's palm… like a marionette. He had to stop him before he killed billions that deserved to live.

The fallen turned to the seeker and glared at the silver air commander. The deathly look didn't deter Starscream within the least. He raised his voice again.

"You are the only one who has enough power to stop this! Can't you see what he's doing! He's killing our species and theirs! He has done nothing but sentence us to death over the last few centuries in his quest for power! He sacrifices more than he gains in battle! Please, Meagtron! We swore allegiance to you! Not him!" Starscream begged. He didn't care if the fallen attacked him, as long as he didn't touch Megatron. Starscream was expendable, and as long as Megatron survived, then he had completed his duty as second in command. The fallen stood upright and faced his future concubine.

"You just don't know when to listen do you? Such a naughty seeker…" The fallen said, causing the silver air commander to start searching for his friends. Thundercracker and Skywarp were circling above… perfect. He had back up in case he needed it. He gathered his strength again and prepared to shout at the two mechs perched high above the battle.

"Megatron! The humans need their star! This would kill them! Please, do something! You are stronger than this! The fallen will destroy everything we have worked for if you don't o something- AHHH!" The seeker was cut short by a blast to his shoulder. The fallen had fired a warning shot at him, causing Starscream to fall to the ground and the other Decepticons to stop fighting. The Autobots ceased their fire as well when the Decepticons stopped fighting.(2) Everyone's attention was turned to the pyramids as the fallen used his powers to lift the fallen rocks around the pyramid to create a barrier from any aerial assaults. Starscream pushed himself up on the sand with his injured arm as his better arm came to nurse the gaping hole in his shoulder. He looked at the injury, realized it was non-fatal, and turned back to the pyramid.

"Last warning… whore." The fallen said. Megatron looked down as the seeker pulled himself up and released a sigh of relief when he saw his little Starscream was not killed. He turned back to his master and spoke.

"What are your orders… master?" He thought that if they did this quickly, he could make it up to Starscream later. He wanted to stop the fallen, but he also wanted to protect Starscream… and Starscream's safety mattered more to him right now than the rest of the universe. His optics turned to the seeker, begging him silently to stay put and not mouth off again. He knew this was wrong in his spark… but he was not as strong as the Fallen. His master could have easily torn him limb from limb, yet never grew tired with him. Unfortunately, he took the one thing in the universe that Megatron would never have surrendered. He would make Starscream his, one way or another… and he would rather have the seeker upset with him for a thousand years than permanently offlined any day.

"Engage the machine, my apprentice." The fallen growled. Starscream pushed himself off the sand hurriedly. He had to stop the machine! Megatron would lose his position as Lord Proctor (3) if he completed this atrocious act! The Cybertronians would never respect a leader who killed another species in their conquests. Starscream tried to gather what little was left of his strength to go on one last round of verbal assaults towards his love.

"Megatron! Please! Think about what you are doi-" The fallen had put up with enough of this pleading. He teleported on top of the seeker and blasted his energy staff(4) directly thorough Starscream's spark chamber. The seeker caught his vocal components shutting down as his systems cut off. His optics shut off and Megatron caught his air intakes as his beloved fell to the ground, uttering a single, exasperated word.

"No…"


Blooper!!! The Fallen gets drunk

Megatron held a huge party every stellar cycle on the same planetary cycle. As per tradition and for a lot more fun (and interfacing possibilities) he always brought out a lot of high grade for the event. The fallen didn't normally attend, mostly because he was locked away in his tomb, but this time he planned to have a blast to celebrate his recent escape from that blasted prison. He had several things planned:

1. Destroy the earth's star

2. Get drunk

3. Get laid

4. Find the perfect berth

With any luck, he planned to accomplish two of those things tonight.

He went to the party and drank cube after cube of high grade, allowing himself to become more and more off the hook. After about 30 cubes, he was so piss faced drunk, he managed to walk out of the party room and down to the stables (which they now have). After that, he didn't remember what happened.

He awoke the next morning with a massive processor ache in his berth with a new friend. The goat wasn't happy that it had to stay all night in the room, and left a nice surprise for the staff to clean up. Though why Demolisher was passed out on the floor of the room in gelatin energon was beyond anyone's explanation.


Blooper 2! Jolt's First Time!

Jolt sat on his berth, shifting through some human files on how the body worked. He had originally gone on the internet to see how to set up a home for Whiskers. Somehow he managed to make his way to human biology. Then he ran across an advertisement.

'See these girls do anything!'

Jolt was a little confused… so, out of natural curiosity, he explored it.

What he saw was not meant for a young bot's optics. Human interfacing! He couldn't bring himself to look away… even when his door opened and Sideswipe walked in. The silver mech strolled over to his friend to see what he was so enamored with. The silver mech paused and raised an optic ridge at what he saw… then spoke.

"So , you're into that kind of stuff?" Jolt must have jumped 15 feet in the air with a huge yelp. When did Sides come in!? Jolt shot around when he landed and stared in fear of the larger, older, handsome mech. Sideswipe placed his servos on his hip joints.

"If I'd knows you were into that" Sideswipe moved down onto the younger mech and cupped his facial plating in his left servo.

"I'd have done this sooner" Sideswipe kissed the blue Volt gently. He allowed his servos to roam freely and slid the younger mech's interfacing plating aside. He opened his interfacing panel and exposed his erect cable, gently nudging it into the younger mech's plating. Then he stopped.

"Jolt... do you want this?" The silver mech asked. The blue Volt kissed him again and nodded. The silver mech smiled and proceeded to take his precious Volt.

Their passionate cries could be heard all the way down the hall for about 15 minutes. Sideswipe was seen the next morning with Jolt under his arm as they walked through the base. They made a cute couple.

(will rewrite later. Very tired)


(1) Decepticon optics are bright red. But you knew that.

(2) If one group stops fighting, then the others will as well. It's not honorable and just not fun or fair if you shoot someone in the back when they stopped to watch something.

(3) Megatron was the Lord Proctor before the war. It's in the comics.

(4) I think his staffy thingy would shoot some sort of lasers or something. It looks like ti would.

Anyways, sorry about the short chapter, but it seemed like a good note to end on. Suspenseful. Might as well add a poll…

Who should appear in Ironhide's bad day? (CHOOSE 2)

Prime

Ratchet

Lennox

Whiskers

Skids and Mudflap

Other (please state)