Revenge of the Fallen 33

Ok… I'm so sorry I haven't updated recently. I just got my cell biology book and I tried to sink my teeth into it… with no luck. So after about 3 days of that, I quit. Wait for school to start and focus on my cake course until then. And after that I keep getting distracted by father dearest, and mother had a mental breakdown, which led to some things getting done, but ate up my time with emotional junkage. So anyways I'm back and I should have regular updates now that most of those things have been tackled.

Winners!!!: Supermoi, Decepticon05, ShiTiger, Jeremiah Gottwald, black dragon, chibijynxx1542, Kibble Beast, HighxOnxCrack, and MysteryFighter!!! 12 cybercupakes a piece!!!

Anyways, I STILL TAKE REQUESTS FOR BLOOPERS!!! (no seriously, I'm out of ideas. Give me a pairing and I'll make it happen. The Jailbait series is kind of… out. I can't figure out what to do anymore.

Oh and Special thanks to Decepticon05 for helping me with this chapters Shockwave parts. After today I will try my best to update daily again. Also, the poems from last chapters request will still be available today. If you have a poem and/or song that you would like Megatron to write to Starscream (or rough draft intended I should say) submit it (with the artist's name and I'll do the rest). It will show up in the next chapter, with you credited for submitting it.

I don't own transformers. Hasbro does. They ruin it.


Shockwave continued to walk with Bumblebee's shoulders tucked in the crook of his left arm while the right arm held up the weight of his lower body; cradling Bee like a bride by her groom. They rounded another corner and entered a large, nicely decorated domed hall. Bumblebee looked on in amazement at the sight of his new abode's 'playroom'.

On the west wall was a giant television, complete with videogames and a full stock of entertainment cinema disks. Cushions from all shapes and sizes adorned the floor and various couches that encircled the center of the room. Several mechs lounged around the room, watching the television. Bumblebee recognized most of them at once, even though they were scantily clad in the same attire he was, which hid only what his bondmate was suppose to see and nothing else. Cliffjumper, Blurr, the Jettwins, Sideswipe, Mirage, Jolt, Sunstreaker, Red Alert, Hotshot, and… Barricade?! When did Barricade get… why was he in… oh slag… Barricade was here… half naked… and with those amazing, war hardened muscular cables hanging out everywhere from that tiny little scantily clad covering. Oh Primus, every single one of the mechs looked amazing. So well built, so toned… so… beautiful. There were various High grade bottles on the East Wall, placed on a shelf between two built in wall couches. The low, stylish tables held a variety of energon fruits, candies, sweets and other goodies… but Bee noticed the energon popsicles first. Why would Shockwave have out… oh dear.

Bumblebee watched as Cliffjumper, the last mech he would ever have thought to suck cable, picked up a popsicle and gently licked up and down the elongated frozen rod. It looked just like a cable…

"You will have a regime to stick to. I don't want you getting fat and flabby, so listen to the others, even though your war efforts have left you rather…" Shockwave looked over Bumblebee like a large cat sizing up its meal " handsome…. Oh and don't fight with the others. Ever. I will be forced to sell you to the slave mines if you do. You are expected to exercise for at least 2 megacycles every day. Then you are to bath for an hour with the others and myself once I get home. After dinner, we always relax together with a good movie, except on the 4th day of the weekly cycle, that's our World's Dumbest night. You can do whatever you want here… but you are never to leave the premises without a guard. If you do, you will be treated as an Autobot prisoner. And we don't want that. The armed forces will offline you and either return you or see that you are charged as an individual. Besides… this place is paradise. And from what Lord Megatron told me, your friends are receiving the same treatment." Shockwave stopped for a second and gave Bee a small kiss on the cheek, which made Bee shrink away from the older mech. Shockwave chuckled lightly as he realized that Bee wasn't use to kind touches after so many stellar cycles at war.

"Now remember, behave yourself…" Shockwave gave Bumblebee a little push towards his old friends and took his leave. Bumblebee looked over his shoulder as the door closed behind Shockwave. He almost felt sad as he watched his old love interest leave… but then he remembered that he had friends to startle. Man would they ever be surprised to see him…hopefully.

Bumblebee lightly padded his way over to the scantily clad mechs lying down in various positions in front of the television. He looked up at the television screen to see a nature documentary playing, and the others seemed so focused on it, he didn't want to disturb them right away. He waited behind the couch, watching the documentary as a petrorabbit humped its mate. He watched the movements of the rabbit sped up and slowed down, and then sped up again. Bumblebee wondered tenaciously how Shockwave was in berth… was he rough? Was he gentle? Perhaps kinky or maybe he was a cuddler? Did he stay all night, or was he gone by morning? Was he always faithful to his berth partners, or did he want to get bonded and have his mate produce sparklings? Perhaps he had turned celibate in the last few years and only kept the other mechs around for company and entertainment.

Blurr was the first mech to get up from the cushion covered floor.

"BUMBLEBEE!!!" The normally speedy mech, who must have had his speed enhancing parts gleaned from him when he was captured and turned into a pet, jumped up and tackled Bumblebee at a surprisingly slow rate. Bumblebee felt the mech's arms crushing his frame.

"Oh man did we ever miss you! You must have been so scared! Master said you were out in the field! Fighting the Cons! Oh poor little Bee, out in the cold each night! You need some old fashioned rest and relaxation! OH COME HERE YOU SWEET LITTLE BEE!!!" Blurr continued to hug poor Bee in a frame crushing embrace as the other mechs jumped up and joined in, saying how much they loved him and missed him (1)… which was a real surprise from some, not so much others. Jolt and sideswipe stayed out to the side, mostly because they knew that Bee was ok and that the others just needed some reassurance to his condition. Barricade, on the other servo, was thinking something much more…intimate, for him to give Bee. They had been separated for a while. So why not make it… memorable?


Starscream couldn't believe his audio receptors… Megatron… Megatron loved him? Perhaps the drugs were still working on his tired processor. He must have been dreaming. Yeah, that's what it was… but if this was a dream, then he could do whatever he wanted.

"Starscream… say something… please…" Megatron whispered to the younger bot, holding him close and caressing his helm gently with the same talons that had helped slaughter the fallen just a few planetary cycles beforehand. Megatron took a deep, calming air intake as he waited for Starscream to reply… silently begging Primus that he would accept. Megatron had waited so many stellar cycles to see Starscream again, and his death made it that much harder to convene his emotions to the younger bot. What was worse, when he was revived, his master had forcefully taken what he was gently persuading all those stellar cycles from Starscream, leaving his seeker frightened and timid, which was very different for Starscream. Megatron felt sick to his tank when he saw the fallen attempt to kill Starscream. He could only hold his air intake as he watched the seeker's trine check for any signs of life. His revenge was that much sweeter when Hook declared that Starscream would live, and thankfully wasn't damaged from the fallen's staff. Hook even said that he was perfectly capable of bearing hatchlings, because the staff had not hit any intimate circuitry. After that, Megatron had taken up staying by Starscream's side while the sedatives took their peaceful toll on the resting seeker, allowing his internal systems to slowly repair themselves as the seeker slept peacefully in Megatron's berth. Megatron loved to watch that beautiful chest plating rise and fall as the air intakes filtered in and out slowly.

"Megatron…I…" Starscream hugged the larger bot around his chest and pressed his facial plating into Megatron's shoulder, nuzzling it gently. It felt so right to be here, pressed into Megatron's body, breathing in his scent, feeling his larger servos placating the seeker's sore body.

"I love you too… I always have… (2)"

Megatron couldn't believe it… he had done nothing to please Primus in the last few centuries… yet here he was, with the love of his life nestled in his arms, thanking Primus with his entire spark.

"Starscream… I was so worried when I saw you fall… I should have done something to stop him before he hurt you… I'm so sorry. Please forgive me." Megatron tightened his embrace on the seeker's frame, gently rocking him back and forth in his arms as he breathed in the scent of the seeker's medically altered air (3). It was only him and Starscream here, so he didn't have to hide his apologies from the prying audio receptors. His thoughts were broken by Starscream's adorable chuckle. Did he think that Megatron's apology was… humorous?! Megatron felt the weight of a broken spark fall on his life force.

"What's there to forgive? I love you silly… And the fallen could use space bridges at will. I don't blame you for not being able to stop him. You wouldn't have been able to even if you knew, and he was insane… besides" Starscream placed a small kiss on the warlord's cheek "We have an eternity to make up for lost time… right?"

Megatron smiled and dipped Starscream back onto the berth, kissing him passionately.

"Absolutely… I just have one last question for you…" Megatron smirked as he pulled away from Starscream as the seeker caught his air intake, trying his best to cool his sore systems.

"And what would that be, dearest?" Starscream smiled as he was drawn back into a chaste kiss, still entwined in the strong arms of the Silver Tyrant.

"Will you… would you… slag I can't figure out how to say this…" Starscream watched as Megatron struggled with the right words. He was rather cute when he was thinking about a serious subject. Megatron took a deep, relaxing, calming air intake; and gathered his courage. He could do this. He had led his army through many galaxies, fought countless battles, and overcome death to see his beloved again… he knew he could muster the courage to ask the one question that had plagued his processor for centuries. Megatron looked Starscream straight in the optics and released his hold on the seeker to allow him to rest on the berth. He took the silver flyer's servo in his own and looked him straight in the optic.

"Starscream… would you consider… becoming my bondmate?"


1 Those poor guys, they haven't seen Bee in… well, at least 50 stellar cycles. They missed him. And for those who haven't read the movie comics, Cliffjumper was assigned to guard the Allspark with Bumblebee at the temple at Simfur. Incidentally, this is also the temple where Starscream would build the second Allspark (and prove that he can't count the correct number of sacrifices).

2 My guess is in the movie verse, Star isn't the betraying, backstabbing seeker we've come to love over the last 25 years (as of 2009). So he's always held a special place in his spark for Megatron. Without shooting at him.

3 It's safe to say we've all been around people who have been in the hospital at some point in our lives. You tend to hold that lingering medical disinfectant smell. And if they give you any really good drugs, you tend to smell like them for days afterwards.


Anyways… I owe you guys a few bloopers, yet I can't find any requests and I'm out of ideas…

Side note: No Jazz. Why? This is movie verse, and I love Jazz to death, but let's face it. Crazy Megatron tore him in half. I'm not going necrophilia here. Jailbait suggestions from any series of Transformers is still welcome. I will adjust as needed.

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