The Uzamaki-Uchiha BBQ was in three days. Kakashi was horribly sick for 2 of them. When my mother called to confirm if I'd be there, I told her no. Kakashi was just too sick. He was coughing like crazy. Mucus running down his down nose and his cheeks flushed a deep red.

There was just no way I was going to let Kakashi go.

But the day before the actual event, Kakashi miraculously felt better. His cheeks were still flush, but now it was a light red. His cough was still there, but water quelled it for a good few hours and mucus did not run down his nose although he still sniffled.

I knew Kakashi would whine about going outside for some fresh air and to tell you the truth I thought it was a good idea also but he'd have to rest for today in order to go out tomorrow. Kakashi readily agreed.

While he was sleeping that day I cleaned. Leaving all the windows open to air out the apartment. The weather so far had cooled giving off tall tale signs of fall coming.

Kakashi's birthday would be here soon. I needed to give him a gift.

Needed

Strange how I said that like it was a world crisis. Kakashi didn't even care about his birthday. He always said it was like celebrating a year closer to death.

I knew better.

I knew everytime I gave him a present for his birthday his eyes light up. Even when all I did was give him a tiny cupcake with a candle on it, he smilled that big dopey smile and thank me. Tch! Kakashi was such a sap...

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...or maybe he enjoyed doing things he never did as a kid. From what I heard and how Kakashi described himself back then he was an extremely rigid kid. Never connected himself to people, all about the rules. Minato told me it was because his father committed sucide right before his very eyes.

It was at that time that I decided I would love Kakashi the best I could. Even if he dumped me within the next hour. No matter how many times someone whispered "It'll only be a matter before he ends up like the rest of them"(them being his previous lovers)

I didn't care because Kakashi loved me now and he deserved to be loved back. I watered the small tomatoe garden outside that Kakashi had planted. It was small and cute...and I liked it.

While cutting off golden leaves I thought about how the Bar-be-que would turn out tomorrow. I most definitly didn't want Kakashi and Naruto to end up arguing.

It had happened before during the Christmas party. When everyone was just learning that I was dating Kakashi.

At the time, Naruto was still begging me to give him one more try. When I told him no and that I was dating Kakashi. He sulked and got drunk. Kakashi...well Christmas was the only time Kakashi truly got wasted. When they both collided into each other by pure chance...well you can very much imagine that didn't end well. Cursing, yelling, drinks being thrown. It was a mess. Tsunade ended up breaking them apart. She threw Kakashi to me while she held Naruto by his collar.

Now I bet your all wondering why am I telling you this story. Well because cleaning gives me time to reflect.

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YES! I REFLECT ON THINGS OK! This is going to be one HELL of a long chapter so I thought well since you people are reading this I might as well paint them a picture.

YOUR WELCOME!

So anyway, I would call this painting the background. Letting you see how and why Kakashi and I got together instead of me and Naruto or Kakashi and Iruka. Kakshi once upon a time was my teacher. As well no Naruto, Sakura, and I eventually broke away from each other. Kakashi became more of my partner than my teacher and eventually I started taking solo missions.

Eventually, Naruto asked me out. We dated then broke up and I went for Kakashi. Simple as that!

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Ok! So that isn't just it. But really how am I suppose to explain Kakashi and Naruto's difference? How I'm more attracted to Kakashi than Naruto? I mean Naruto is funny and fun and stuff, but he lacked things. Like tact, and how when to push a subject and not to. So many tiny things that added up to a whole lot.

Naruto was all out there. One day he'd want to jump off a building, the next wrestle a shark, and then the next day he'd want to go outter space. I didn't mind the first two, but come on! Outer Space! Really? Naruto just didn't know when to settle down. I mean even I had a romantic bone...

...somewhere...

...I think...

...Whatever! The point is I do like being treated every once in a while. Naruto always took me out to eat at Ichiraku's. He always dragged me by the arm to do something he wanted to. He was alway imposing his thoughts, feelings, and opinions on me. It was so freakin hard to get a word in.

Kakashi didn't.

Kakashi made me think. He let me make my own decisions. He knew when to keep out. Trusted me to keep out. He took me out to eat in nice resturants. He asked me where I wanted to go and took me there. Sometimes Kakashi wanted to fly. But he knew he needed wings to do it. Naruto would jump the cliff, fall a little, and then realize "oh, I forgot I needed wings."

Naruto was loud and out there. Kakashi although a little out there was at least settle.

And those were just the mental differences.

Physically, I am more attracted to Kakashi than Naruto. Why?

THE HELL IF I KNOW!

I mean seriously one was blond while the other super blond.

One tan the other pale.

One flawless the other scarred.

Both had rock hard muscles (which I can't stand because my body is all...pudgy)

They were each incrediably handsome by all standards, but Kakashi just had that thing. That thing that made me want to lay in bed with him and run my fingers through his hair for hours. That thing that made me back off (sometimes) when we fought. That thing that made everything we do have some meaning.

It was dark I noticed as I shut the last window in Kakashi's room. I knew Kakashi wasn't going to wake up, but even so I made him take a pill and drink some water while I changed into my sleeping clothes (One of Kakashi's Jounin shirts). I easied my way into bed, careful to give Kakashi his space. However, Kakashi wouldn't have it. He swept me into his big arms and laid my head on his chest.

"I love you Sasuke" he whispered. I blushed.

"Bakakashi...I-I lo-love you too" He squeezed me lightly and buried his face in my hair.

Hey, don't you dare go 'awwww'! I'm just not all that use to saying I love you all the times. I wonder if Kakashi said this to all his lovers. Even if I had the guts to ask, it would have been no use. Kakashi was already asleep. Even though I couldn't admit it verbally I could honestly say mentally I truly do love Kakashi.

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It was a nice sunny day, a cool breeze coming in every so often wafting the smell of grilled meat. Minato stood in front of the grill pouting next to my apron clad father. My mother was happily chatting with Naruto's mom and Itachi was flirting with Kyuubi.

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YES! KYUUBI IS ALIVE AND HUMAN!

During the attack over 19 years aog, Minato decided to trapp Kyuubi in a human body about a year younger than Itachi's. He was required to live with Minato under constant servaillance. It was found that out someone was controlling Kyuubi when he attacked. Unfortunately, Kyuubi could not remember who he was.

After mooning Fugaku on his birthday. Kyuubi became an honorary Uzamaki(which as you can clearly see is not a whole lot of honor to begin with) Soon he was trusted enough to go on missions with Itachi. I knew Itachi and Kyuubi fooled around, but Itachi hasn't told Fugaku, yet.

"You know there are other chairs" Naruto came over with a plate of hot dogs. I was sitting with Kakashi...and once again I mean on Kakashi's lap.

"Hn, your point" I asked nonchantly.

"It means you don't have to sit on Kakashi's lap." I inwardly rolled my eyes.

"Naruto my ass is like a king. It must sit on it's throne" I smirked at my comment. Naruto scoffed.

"My lap could have been you throne" pouted Naruto.

"Yes it could have been, but my ass perfers Kakashi's" I know what you're thinking. "Sasuke your so cruel! Naruto just loves you" But I had to be creul because Naruto loved me. I have to make it clear to him that there was just no chance.

Kakashi coughed.

I didn't know why, but everytime he coughed I got really worried. I immediately jumped up when his coughing didn't subside.

"Kakashi are you ok?" I asked worriedly. He waved me off after he calmed down, but I was still worried "I'm going get you some lemonade" I rushed over to the beverages before Kakashi could protest. Quickly, I got a cup and placed some cold lemonade in it. I immediately rushed back to his side and forced him to drink it. (Iof course kept his face hidden from Naruto's curious eyes)

"Hey Kakashi, I didn't know you got baby-ed" Obito came over with his shit eating smile.

Kakashi laughed "No! Sasuke's just loving me" Kakashi grabbed me by my waist and rubbed his cheek to my side "Ah~ I feel so very loo~ved. Thank you Sasuke" he chirped all happy like...bastard.

"B-Baka cut it out!" I was blushing like mad while struggling against him. I ended up back in Kakashi's lap (aka his ass's throne). Both Naruto and Obito glared.

"Your so stupid"

"Mmm~ I love you too Sasuke" Kakashi kissed my cheek and I blushed. Why the hell was I doing that so much?

"B-Bakakashi" I sputtered. Kakashi clearly ignored and kept on smiling.

"You never treated me like that Kakashi" pouted Obito. God, I wanted to rip his tongue out.

"I was sixteen. What the hell did I know about a relationship besides sex" Obito pout got worse and he stormed away.

"Mmm~ I might have to apologize later" Kakashi mumbled to himself.

"Or you could leave him hanging like I do Naruto" I personally (for absolutely no personal benefit) added.

"Hey!"

"That could work too" agreed Kakashi while Naruto sulked.

"Naruto why don't you go see about Sai." I kindly suggested

"Why? Trying to get rid of me." YES!

"No, He's being all angsty again and I think he's about to make that child cry" I pointed over to a Sai crotched over a three year child who was near tears.

"Damnit Sai! For the love of- SAI!" Naruto then ran off to inspect the situation.

"I didn't know you cared about Sai" commented Kakashi

"I don't. I just needed a way to distract Naruto" Kakashi rose a brow in question "Just come on" I grabbed his hand and led him inside Minato's house. I was ready for plan B.

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Here's how plan B worked first I'd lead Kakashi into a pantry. You know acting all horny and whispering about how I can't wait and I needed him now. But what he didn't know was that I was going to sneak in behind him (on accident) and lock the door (also on accident). Then with us both being horny and needy Kakashi would have no choice, but to let me top.

ABSOULUTELY BRILLIANT!

And my plan was working well. I was grinding into Kakashi ass and slipped my hand to his front to jerk him off. I had to moan softly as I felt his hot, hard flesh met my cool fingers. Kakashi was so hard for me, I literally felt him pulsing within my finger tips.

"Ka-ah-shi y-you...you're so harrd" I choked out.

"Mmm so are you babe" growled Kakashi.

He grown his hips against my cock and I gasped. In retaliation I squeezed his ass "Oh I love your ass Kakashi."

"I have to remember that" Then Kakashi does something unexpected. He slips his fingers into my pants and start jerking me off.

"Kahhh...n-n-no...I-I" I could hardly get anything out. I was melting under his touch and it was getting unbearably hot. However, I still haven't finished Kakashi off and I'd be damned if I was in the seme position and finish off first!

I sped up my efforts. Teasing the vein on the underside of his cock with my finger and I heard him growl. It was a battle and a thrilling one in that...in a pantry closet.

But like any battle, the fighting had to come to an end and it did...

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...when Minato opened the cabniet and we came tumbling out. We both of course hurried to straighten ourselves out. Kakashi because this was his sensei and I because he was my godfather.

"You two act like a couple of horny teenagers" Minato looked entirely amused "which for Sasuke is fine, but Kakashi..really" Minato had a really smug look on his face when he looked at Kakashi.

"...I was seduced" Kakashi said in a deadpanned voice. I glared.

"Uh huh tell it to Mikoto who calls you pedobear"

"I'm not a pedophile" Kakashi argued childishly.

"I know that. You know I approve of your relationship, but names like pervert and pedophile can't be help when you read porn in front of children"

"TOLD YOU!" I said.

"You make it sound like I was corrupting them. I was simply enlightening their curiousity without having to say anything." Minato and I both looked at him deadpanned. He as usual ignored the stares.

"If you two really want some...alone time. Then, I'll cover for you, but please! No more quickies in my pantry" begged Minato. Kakashi and I both nodded.

"Minato! What's taking you so long?" yelled my father.

"Go!" Minato shooed "I'm coming" he yelled back.

Kakashi and I both scurried out the house. A block away we could see Itachi and Kyuubi making out.

"Awww~" cooed Kakashi.

"Ewww!"

"Come on Sasuke we do the same thing" My eyes widen when I saw Itachi push Kyuubi up the wall.

"Oh god! My eyes" I hissed. Immediately used Kakashi's chest to block the view. Kakashi laughed.

"Let's get you home" he then wrappped his big arm around me a walked me ho- I mean to his apartment. I peeked out of Kakashi's chest and saw a weary look cross Kakashi's face.

"You're tired" I whispered.

"Mmm...not really"

"Don't lie to me" I stopped near the apartment "Tell me the truth"

Kakashi looked like he was having a silent battle with himself "Okay, I'm exhausted...but I really wanna do it Sasuke. I miss being in you it's been waa~y to long since we actually fucked" I sighed and rolled my eyes. The last time Kakashi and I did it (aka when Plan A failed) Kakashi and I basically sucked each other off. I could clearly see Kakashi was tried and after one round he did fall out.

"See, now was that so hard."

"Will you wear the sexy nurse outfit for me?"

"We're not having sex. You're too sick!"

"But Saa~suke" he whined.

"No Damnit I care about you and their is no way I'm letting you get worse just because you're horny" I hissed. Then I blushed.

Oh god! Did I just say I care! I mean I do care, but to admit it out loud!

"Oh Sasuke! You're so sweet. You make me feel so loo~ved" He tugged me into the apartment as I struggled to come up with a response.

"Ba-Bakakashi!" Oh yea that was smooth.

"I'll make you a deal. If you wear the sexy nurse outfit around the apartment for me. I'll behave and abide by most of your rules" I was going to argue about the most of my rules thing, but I knew that was the best I was going to get.

"Fine" I grumbled.

"Yaa~y! Will you pole dance too?" He asked with starry hopeful eyes.

"No" I replied deadpan. Some of Kakashi's dreams I had to crush before they began. Kakashi still had that over sized studded didlo he wanted to use on me all because I let him use sex toys in bed.

There was no FUCKING way I was going to let him shove that studded MONSTER in me!

"Sasuke so mee~an"

"Whatever get in bed"

"Oooo~ Something naughty is going to happen" I glared.

"Nothing going to happen you stupid horny pervert" and for some goddamn reason he just got happier. Who the fuck gets happier after being insulted.

"I'll be waiting in the bee~droom" He then slammed the door shut as I scowled.

Sighing, I trudged my way into the bathroom and got changed. I headed to the bedroom only find Kakashi completely nude...

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"What part of NO SEX don't you understand"

Kakashi blinked and then prompted his head on his hand "The part where no comes before sex"

My eye twitched "Your sick! Sick people bitch and moan about being sick not have increased libido" I hissed.

"But Saa~su-chan your sexy ass cries for my big cock"

"Damnit Kakashi! I told you never to call me that...and no it does not" and with that I wrestled Kakashi in bed. In hindsight trying to suffocate my boyfriend (who was the great copy cat ninja) with my bear hands was not the best idea. But who cares! I was going to kill Kakashi or at least that was the plan...

...Is it just me or are alot of my plans involving Kakashi failing...miserably?

In the two minutes we wrestled, Kakashi apparently found it best to use his weight as an advantage against me. Thus, how I found myself pinned under Kakashi (as usual) with that shit eating smile!

WHY CAN'T I WIN AGAINST HIM?

"Now about that whole "no sex" thing" Kakashi said with that goddamn smug smirk.

"Down boy" at times like this when I was clearly losing I tended to treat him like a dog. I had no clue why.

"Mmm~ puppy want to play" and before I could retort Kakashi had my lips sealed. His groin grinded into mine.

Oh!

The friction was oh so delicious and Kakashi was taking my breath away. I without concious thought responded to the kiss. That tongue left me astounded with it's immense talent. I didn't notice he'd ease off me and began romove me panties until his fingers grazed my manhood.

I gasped and blushed.

I was so damn swept away! His fingers mapping me out easily and I moan like the wanton slut I was. Kakashi brought out this whole new side of me. One that spread his legs wilingly and moan with every caress. I brought our lips back together. I wanted more of Kakashi. I needed more. Kakashi broke away and glared down at me. I looked back confused.

RIIIIP!

Kakashi tore my outfit. I couldn't even scream at him for tearing my dress. He had such a predatoral look on his face all I could do was lay there bare. Kakashi pinched my left nub while sucking my right. He trailed kisses down my stomach. His tongue dipped into my belly button seductively. I couldn't stop moaning. Everything felt so good. Kakashi's tongue was in me! I gasped and moan. The blush was permenately imprinted on my cheeks.

Suddenly, without warning I ended up screaming "Ka-ka..ohh..ah..Ka-KAAAHHH...AH...SHIII"

Damnit! When did get that in me?

So caught up in the sensation Kakashi caused me I didn't notice the MONSTROSITY! he had decided to place inside me. Kakashi had placed the over sized studded didlo in me. It vibrated insessively inside my ass letting out a buzzing noise. I would had pulled that thing out of me this very instant if I hadn't just noticed that my hands were tied.

WHEN THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT?

Kakashi smirked down at me smuggly. I could feel myself so close. I wanted to scream something at Kakashi, but I couldn't form a single sentence.

Kaaaahhh!...Dammm~..ohh y-y-y Baaa-ssttaahh GOD! KAAAAHH SHIII.."

And to make matter worse his voice that was dripping with sex decided to speak.

"You have no idea how much of a fucking turn on you are, do you?" he whispered into my ear. Damn! He knew dirty talk turn me on.

"KAAAHHH-...Nooooo! D-Dohh...ahh" I screamed desperately. I did not want that fucking cock ring on me. Especially when I could feel the molten lava within about to burst.

"Ne, but Sasu-slut you were so against this before. Why so eager now?" He asked clasping that thing on me.

I had no response my voice just couldn't get pass the moaning and gasps.

"Look at how your ass takes your toy Sasuke"Like hell it was mine "I'm jealous" My mind screamed for him to take it out and put himself in, but my mouth moaned. My cock was standing at attention red and struggling to release drops of pre-cum. Some drops got heavy enough to sild down pass the ring while other clung to the head. My thigh muscles spasmed while my stomached clenched. Tears of pleasure fell from my eyes. My entire body was crying out for release! I couldn't take this.

My barriers were being broken. Crumbling before my very eyes, I was losing a battle I had no chance of winning from the start.

"Beg" he commanded "If you beg really pretty, I'll let you cum" I caved.

"Kaaaahhh...Pllleaaaahh Pleeeasssee..I-I-I...Oh Pleeeeassee" I patted my back for getting the word out.

"Mmm close enough, I suppose." And Kakashi released me from my damned confides.

"Kaaaahhhh shiiiii~" I don't think I've ever came so much. It went on and on. My back arched tense as I was sent through euphoria.

I slumped back into the bed, sweaty and spent. "Y-y-you B-Bas-stard" I panted to Kakashi as he kissed my inner thigh admiring the tattoo I had starting there and ending on my ass. The studded monster was nowhere in sight.

"Turn around" he commanded. I obeyed not really having the strengh to fight. Kakashi stroked my cock gently. Slowly, it was brought back to life.

"I really do love you Sasuke" he purred and then kissed my tattoo on my right cheek. It said "property of Kakashi Hatake" with chains wrapping around the letters and blue and white petals falling around it.

I blushed and moan "I-I-I lo-love you too Kash"

I panted when I felt Kakashi nudge my hole. "Kashi...p-please I want..you in me"

Kakashi did not hesitant to comply. He hit my prostrate stright on.

"O-Ohhh damnit Sasuke you feel so good!" he said as he thrusted into me harder and harder.

"Ah..Ah..Kashi you're so haard...so good" I moaned. It felt so good to have Kakashi in me again. I missed the feeling of his hot flesh moving in and out of my ass. Nothing compared to it.

"Kaaashii...mmm..faster" I was so very close and I could feel Kakashi was too.

"Baby...soo close..I-I'm going..." I turned around and look Kakashi dead in the eye.

"Kakashi come in me" That did it for him. He came in me. Filling me until his hot molten cum began to seep out. I came after him feeling better than I had in while. We both slumped into the bed panting. My hands were still tied.

"Untie me" weakly Kakashi undid the ropes around my hand.

"You enjoy?" asked the cheeky bastard with a tired smile.

"Take a wild guess" I humphed.

"But I want to hear you say it"

"Do you need kudos after everytime we do it" Kakashi gave me a puppy dog pout.

"It was good" I sighed.

"Yaa~y" God, he could be such a child.

"Sleep now" I said tossing a pillow at his face. "and by the way I can't wear the outfit now" I pointed to the shredded remains of the outfit.

"That's ok. I have pictures" he said cuddling me. Cuddling was a had to do thing. Paticularly after rough sex. This could be counted as nothing less.

"Uh huh..whateve-...WHAT!"