Disclaimer: I wish I owned Danny Phantom! Desiree: -turns me into Butch Hartman- AHHHHHHHHH! CHANGE ME BACK CHANGE ME BACK! -is changed back-

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I am so sorry. I think Allison is turning into a Mary Sue. TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!

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Danny chocked on his spit and Vlad turned a bit pale. Tucker and Sam exchanged worried looks while the rest of the crowd cheered. Finally! Somebody who seemed determined to find out more about Danny Phantom.

"Could everybody quiet down please?" Allison asked into the microphone. It took a few minutes, but everybody finally shut up.

"Before I go to my temporary residence, I would like to add one more thing." Everybody in the audience became silent. "If Danny Phantom or the Wisconsin Ghost is watching this, I would like to point out my inventions."

Allison picked them all up, one by one before going back to the microphone.

"None of them are weapons," she explained. "I am not trying to hurt you at all. I just want to know more about you. Although if you try to hurt me though, I will not hesitate to hurt you back, but I will not attack first. I just want to make this clear before I try to approach you. Hinty hint hint voi gente stupida del parco di amiciza. (1)."

"How is she going to fight back if she doesn't have any weapons?" Sam mused aloud. Danny couldn't help but wonder either.

"Thank you for your time," Allison finished before grabbing her paper and all of her inventions before stepping off.

"So where is this ghost-hunting couple you told be about earlier?" Allison asked as she shifted the inventions around in her arms.

"I'll get them now," Vlad said smoothly. No need to show panic. He stepped down into the grass and saw the Fenton family standing together with that Goth girl and the young man in love with his PDA.

"Hey V-Man!" Jack exclaimed, grabbing Vlad in a crushing hug. Vlad coughed and Jack let go.

"I was wondering if you two would like to meet Ms. Alya," he said after the hug, rubbing his arm. That hurt!

"Of course V-Man!" Jack practically shouted as he gave Vlad a slap on the back. Vlad nearly fell over, but managed to stay upright.

"Ms. Alya, this is Jack and Maddie Fenton. They are the local ghost hunters, and these are their two children, Jasmine and young Daniel. These two are Daniel's friends, Samantha and Tucker," Vlad introduced. Danny was giving Vlad such a furious face, but he just smirked in response.

"It's Sam," Sam corrected him, crossing her arms.

Allison had a look of pure shock when the large man in yellow with all of the fan stuff for her was the local ghost hunter.

"Hey Alley!" Jack said, giving her a slap on the back as if they were old buddies. Allison was not used to the power of Jack, nor expecting it, so she dropped all of her inventions. Out of habit, Tucker dove and caught most of them. Some of them just hit him in the head and broke a little.

"Woops," Jack murmured under his breath.

"Thank you. I think you saved most of them," Allison told Tucker, grabbing the inventions. "Hey Luke!"

A boy that looked about two years younger than Allison took the inventions from her and ran off with them. Danny assumed that it was her little brother. Allison and Danny then helped Tucker up.

"You okay?" Allison asked, wincing when she saw a few bumps on Tucker's head beginning to form from her inventions hitting him.

"I'm good," Tucker half-lied.

"So, Ms. Alya," Maddie began.

"You can call me Alley," Alley told her.

"Alley," Maddie corrected herself. "Do you need any notes on Danny Phantom? Jack and I have a few already."

"It's alright Mrs. Fenton," Alley told her with a smile. She took a notepad from her lab coat pocket. "I have several notes on here already from watching footage from several different news stories. You can read them if you like."

Maddie and Jack both glanced over the list in surprise. This girl hadn't even met the ghost yet and she already had some notes on the boy!

"Can we see?" Sam asked her. Alley nodded.

When the Fenton adults were finished, the trio huddled around the notepad. (2.)

1. Danny Phantom has some sort of natural ghost detector – In many news shots it is seen a small blue mist coming from his mouth when a ghost was nearby.

2. Danny Phantom has been hunted by the Guys in White, The Groovy Gang, The Extreme Ghost breakers, the Fentons and several ghosts but has to date: never been captured permanently.

3. Since he holds equipment while fighting on occasions, perhaps he can built ghost-hunting equipment or has connections for somebody who can built it.

4. During a crime-streak, the bank footage of Danny Phantom and three other ghosts showed that Danny Phantom's eyes were red, suggesting that he was sick or had a mind-control.

5. Danny Phantom's DP logo does not appear for about a year after he appears, suggesting that it is an iron-on or sewn-on logo.

6. Danny Phantom has done more good than bad

7. Danny Phantom has been shown talking to himself, but he may in fact be contacting to somebody via a blue tooth. He has also been shown talking on a cellphone, suggesting that he has not only a social life but possibly a family he's contacting.

8. Phantom obviously doesn't like attention – he is always seen running away from a massive group of fans and the media.

"This is a pretty impressive list you have here already," Maddie told Alley. Alley smiled.

"It's all about observing the ghosts behavior. Not shooting them down and demand answers."

"So where you staying Alley? Maybe I could come by and we can talk about ghosts! I'll bring fudge! Lots and lots of fudge," Jack said, a dreamy look in his eyes at the though of eating lots and lots of fudge while talking about ghosts with a successful and famous paranormal researcher.

"The Dalv hotel for tonight, then I'm driving up here to live with a good friend of my mom's family," Alley replied.

"The Dalv hotel?" Danny repeated.

"Yeah, it's on the other side of town, unfortunately. Lucky, my mom's friends live nearby here."

"You could come stay with us Alley!" Jack said cheerfully, slapping a hand on her back more gently this time.

Alley looked up at the large man in orange and Allison Alya fan clothing with wide eyes.

"It's okay," she replied quickly. "I'm sure Mrs. Manson has plenty of room."

"Manson?" Sam repeated. Alley nodded. "Is her first name Pamela?"

"Yeah. Pamela and Jeremy Manson. They have a daughter I think."

"Yeah. Nice to meet you," Sam said sarcastically before turning on her heel and walking off. Alley looked a bit hurt, but was immediately asked afterwards by Maddie about some of her research. Danny and Tucker picked to follow Sam.

"Sam, what's wrong?" Tucker asked as the two caught up.

"My parents arranged for a stupid ghost hunter to stay at our house for the next few months without informing me!" Sam snapped.

"Aw, come on Sam. She seems pretty nice," Danny pointed out. "Besides, she looks Gothic."

"Yeah!" Tucker added. "At least she's not another Paulina."

"True. This town can only handle one shallow witch," Sam muttered.

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Alley found that she liked Mrs. Fenton. It was Mr. Fenton that she was a little afraid of. The large man with the intense love for fudge was creeping her out. Not to mention how casual he acted.

So when Mrs. Fenton invited her over for dinner that night, how could Alley refuse?

"Are you lost?" Danny asked with confusion when he opened the door to see Alley standing there.

"No Danny. Mom invited her for dinner," Jazz said from the living room, reading one of her books with many big words that most of us would tilt our head to the side and have very blank expression if we even attempted to read it.

"Are you in college?" Alley asked her after glancing at the cover.

"I'm going next year," Jazz replied. "What's Harvard like?"

Alley and Jazz fell into a discussion about Harvard, mostly consisting of Alley describing the classrooms, the professors, the campus and her experiences. Jazz hung onto every single word, excited to know that many of the books they had to study she has already read or was reading now.

"Alley's here!" Jack said happily, charging up the stairs. Alley's eyes widened in slight fear (3) and she paused in her discussion with Jazz. "Hey Al! You should check out our improved version of the Fenton Ghost Gabber!" Jazz groaned in embarrassment.

"Um...what does it do?" Alley attempted to be polite, but how could she take an invention with a name like the Fenton Ghost Gabber seriously?

"Ghosts speak into it, and it translates into human talk! Here! Try it!"

Jack shoved it in Alley's face, who immediately moved back at the contact. She blinked at it before glancing at Jazz. Jazz was hiding her face behind a pillow, groaning.

"Um...Boo?" she said into it.

"I am a ghost. Fear me," said the stupid little invention.

"That's...nice," Alley commented. To be honest, it was stupid. Her research indicated that there was no unknown language, besides Esperonzo, spoken among ghost. She had already built an Esperonzo to English translator as well, but she didn't want to crush this large man's feelings, for fear that he might crush her.

Jack looked proud of himself as he charged back downstairs.

"Jack! Put the inventions aside, it's time for dinner!" Maddie called into the basement. Jack gave a whine, but came back up empty-handed.

Dinner mainly consisted of Jack, Maddie and Jazz asking Alley questions. Every now and then, Danny would make a small comment, but for the most part was silent.

"Hey Alley! You should totally check out the Fenton Portal!" Jack called out cheerfully when dinner was over.

"Fenton Portal?" Alley repeated.

"It's a portal to the Ghost Zone!" he said proudly. "It's in our lab in the basement."

The entire family went down for Jack to show off his inventions.

"The portal wasn't working," Jack said, knocking on the shut doors. "until Danny fixed it for us. He got a mighty big shock though."

"Really?" Alley said a bit slowly. She seemed interest in this piece of information. A little too interested.

"Yeah! The rest of these inventions don't work very well though," Jack said sadly. "They always track Danny."

Alley's eyes showed that she was far away in her own world as she thought. Danny tensed up, panicking inside. There was no way she found out so fast, right?

"Have you ever thought that some ectoplasm was transferred into your son?" Alley asked thoughtfully, putting a hand on the Fenton Portal.

"What do you mean?" Maddie asked. Jazz and Danny exchanged looks of panic.

"Mr. Fenton mentioned a big shock. With an invention like this that takes up an awful lot of electricity, if you factor in the ghosts on the other side, one might have been touching the portal, or left some of it's ectoplasmic signature behind," Alley began to explain. "In this situation, when Danny got shocked, some of the ectoplasmic signature of that ghost was transferred to him. It seems a bit extreme, but it might be possible. In this case, Danny would have about 5% of ghost DNA, just enough to register on your scanners. That might also explain why he appeared on my scanner too."

"Don't you have one of those little inventions that tell how much ghost DNA a human has?" Jack asked in excitement.

"Yeah, it's at the hotel though." Danny and Jazz sighed with relief. "I programmed a smaller version into my watch though."

Panic time.

"Come on Danny-boy! Jazzy-pants! Let's see how much ghost DNA you two have!" Jack said cheerfully, grabbing his two children by the shoulder before they could walk away.

Crap.

Alley turned her watch a certain way and held it up against Danny. He froze, heart pounding as he began to panic.

"Just as I thought. 5% ghost DNA," she confirmed.

Danny glanced at Jazz in amazement. Jazz blinked in confusion as she was scanned too.

"Jazz has only 1% ghost DNA," Alley announced.

"Do me! Do me!" Jack said in excitement, jumping up and down. Alley gave him a weird look before scanning him.

"3 and a half percent. I would guess it's mostly from being in your lab testing all of these inventions and ghost DNA samples," Alley mused.

"And ghost hunting," Maddie added.

Two hours later, after Jack had shoved every invention into Alley's face, she said that it was a long drive back to the hotel and she had a long day of tracking down Phantom ahead of her tomorrow.

She hugged Jazz and Danny before shaking Maddie and Jack's hands bye. Alley drove off in her black car. (4)

Maddie and Jack ran back down into the lab, Jack blabbing on about how amazing his inventions was and how impressed Alley seemed. Danny rolled his eyes. Alley kept giving bored looks and yawning in between the showings.

"Danny, there's something in your pocket," Jazz pointed out, taking a white slip of paper out of his back pocket.

Danny looked for the note in confusion for a second before he realized Jazz already had it.

"What's it say?" he asked. Jazz handed him the note.

Danny,

You have 50% ghost DNA in your body, not 5%. You need to see me as soon as possible. There is something wrong with you and I think I know what it is. If you panic and run, I can find you. Trust me.

~Alley

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1. Means "you stupid Amity Park people" in Italian. I used Yahoo Babel Fish Translator.

2. Most of these note things are something you would see if you paid close attention to the newspapers or new stories. They are also ALL from AFTER Public Enemies, since that's when Danny became VERY well known during that episode.

3. I'm giving Alley a fear of Jack Fenton here lol. Let's face it. A large, crazy man in a jumpsuit with an obsession for fudge would scare most of us, if we didn't immediately make the Danny Phantom connection.

4. I SUCK AT CAR BRANDS AND NAMES! Don't kill me!