Smarties
Ok, beware of this chapter. DO NOT TRY ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS DURING THIS CHAPTER. Ok then, Hope you enjoy it. So sorry this chapter is sooooo late.
Jacob's POV
Finally Halloween was over. It's the first November. I was to babysit the Cullens today and Bella of course. I had a bad feeling about today.
I arrived at the house; Carlisle, Charlie and my dad were just about to leave.
"I have to warn you, Emmett, Jasper and Edward may be on sugar high, just to let you know," said Carlisle as he, dad and Charlie quickly got in the car and drove off.
"Great!" I shouted after them, "Just great, three sugar high kids." I Sighed and went into the house. Rose was sitting on the sofa, reading. Nessie was beside her. I went over to them, wondering why it was so quiet.
I sat down and Rose looked up.
"Oh, Hi Jake, by the way, the others are around here somewhere, you'll probably see them in a moment," she said, continuing to read. Nessie patted the book and Rose began to read aloud.
"So Daisy the duck and Daren the Dog walked home, hoping to never go there again..." Rose read. I stood up and went into the kitchen. Alice and Jasper were sitting on the table; Alice was giving Jasper a makeover. Jasper saw me and looked up.
"Hey Jakie, aren't I pretty?" he asked. He had lipstick all over his face, blush on his forehead, eye shadow on his cheeks, and eye liner on his nose. He had a black eye, It might be black lipstick. I walked out of the kitchen, it was too weird.
"Rose, make sure Jazz gets all that make-up off," I said as I walked by. She nodded and carried Nessie into the kitchen.
Did she just do as she was told? She did! What's going on?
A moment later Edward screamed like a fan girl and ran down the stairs in a pink dress. He too had make-up, though it was done well. He had a wig on so he looked like a little girl. I almost died of laughter. Bella came behind him. They ran to the front door and opened it.
"Like look Bella, It's like no-one!" said Edward in a girly voice, then he grabbed Bella's hand and they ran upstairs again. Ok, that was a bit random.
Spoke too soon. Emmett came down the stairs. He was carrying a kitten, cooing softly.
"Here kitty, kitty, kitty," he cooed. He looked up at me.
"Where'd you get the kitten?" I asked. He scowled, and walked off, not looking back. Weird. Normally Emmett would be the more hyper one but he was calm. Even weirder.
I went back into the kitchen. Jasper was sitting in the sink, Rose was wiping the make-up off his face, Alice was jumping up and down on the table and Nessie was spinning on a circle, giggling like mad. I picked her up before she got too dizzy, grabbed Alice off the table and set her down on the floor, handed Nessie to Rose, and grabbed Jasper out of the sink.
"Right, who wants to play duck, duck, goose?" I asked. Alice and Jasper put their hands up, Rose sighed. They sat down in the living room and Alice got up and went round the circle saying,
"Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman, Batman, ROBIN!" she screamed and ran round the circle as Jasper chased her.
"Alice isn't supposed to be duck, duck, goose?" I asked.
"No, Batman, Batman, Robin," she said, sitting down. Right, ok. I walked upstairs and told Edward and Bella what we were playing, they ran downstairs holding hand, giggling like a bunch of girls. I went to find Emmett. He was hugging a tree outside. I walked over to him.
"Hey kid, whatya doin?" I asked. He looked at me.
"I'm trying to get to the top, cause Sassy ran up there," he said. Oh, sassy, the kitten.
"Your cat?" I asked.
"Yeah, I guess," he said not looking at me.
"You guess?" I asked, calmly, for now anyway.
"Well, she isn't exactly my cat," he explained.
"What you mean by exactly?" I asked.
"You see she came over to me, all starved and dirty, so I bought her home, fed her, washed her, and played with her. But she ran up the tree and I think she's stuck," he said, trying once more to climb the tree. I looked up. Sassy was on the lowest branch, but being quite short Emmett couldn't reach. But I could. I went over to the branch and picked her up, handing her to the smiling Emmett.
So, he had a soft spot for animals. I should've thought about that before. It would've saved me a whole lot of trouble. Give him a cat and he's happy, no more trouble from him. Brilliant.
He cradled her and told her off. She licked his nose and he laughed, tickling her. He walked back into the house and I followed him. The blinds in the kitchen were down, and the back door was locked, so we went through the front.
Emmett went upstairs, and I walked into the kitchen and stopped dead in my tracks. I don't think it could be CALLED a kitchen anymore.
"WHAT HAPPENED?" I screamed. Six chocolate covered faces stared at me, all looking innocent. Alice giggled.
The WHOLE kitchen was COVERED in chocolate. The blinds, the chairs, the table, the cooker, the fridge, EVERYTHING. The table was over turned, on its side. The place was a mess, and for once, it wasn't Emmett's fault.
"WELL...ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTION?" I shouted. They just stared at me, not knowing what to say.
"Well, you see, we got bored, so we wanted to melt chocolate, so we did, but it exploded," said Rose. I could see that, the whole microwave was covered in chocolate.
"YOU'RE SUPOSEED TO BE THE RESPONSIBLE ONE!" I screamed at her. She just giggled. She was hyper, they all were.
Alice had a packet of smarties; she put them into the microwave and closed the door. Putting the time to a minute. After about 40 seconds there was a flash from inside the microwave (AN; this actually does happen if you put Smarties into the Microwave, not that exact time, but it does happen. DO NOT TRY THIS) I knew what was going to happen. Alice was standing in front of the microwave, in a trance, not noticing that there was smoke coming out of it. I grabbed her out of the way, standing in front of her. At that exact moment, when I stood in front of her, the microwave exploded. (Please don't try this, I tried once, but it didn't get as far as exploding, but there was a flash, and it would've exploded) The microwave door flew into the air, hitting my head, Alice, and the others, started to scream. My head started to throb as the burnt smarties flew everywhere, hitting everyone and everything.
Rose, Nessie, Jasper, Edward, Bella and me were covered in smarties. Alice was clean since she was standing behind me, but her face was covered in chocolate still. I heard the phone and went to get it.
"Hello?" I said, hoping it was Carlisle, saying he was going to be late.
"Jacob, Listen, We might be a little later than we expected," Yessss, they were going to be late, "the traffic is bad, but we'll be home in around," he paused, "10-15 minutes?"
10 – 15 minutes, to clean the whole kitchen, and the kids?!
"Sure," I said, before hanging up. I ran into the kitchen, picked up Nessie, Alice and Bella, ran up the stairs and ran a bath, put them in, and ran back downstairs. I started cleaning the kitchen in a hurry, running up and down, making sure Nessie, Bella and Alice were ok. Once they were clean, they got dried and dressed themselves. Then I told Jasper and Edward to take a bath. Rose could get a shower afterwards. I finished cleaning the kitchen and went into the garage to find tools so that I could fix the microwave. Edward and Jasper came back down, fully clothed, and helped me. Rose went to get a shower, and went to find Emmett. Edward and Jasper helped me find the tools, and helped me fix the microwave. I heard the car pull up just as we finished fixing the microwave. Edward and Jasper ran to put the tools away, just as Rose came downstairs.
Carlisle, Billy, Harry and Charlie came in the door. They didn't suspect a thing.
Sorry, this chapter is rubbish, and really late. You guys can kill me later, once this fanfic is finished. The next chapter won't be as late, and much better. Loads of stuff will be happening. I'll give you a sneak peek.
Alice POV
Jake did NOT just say that! Oh she was going to get it, and he was going to get it good. All I need is Emmett, a frying pan, face-paints, and a evil cat, willing to kill. Ok, maybe not the cat, but I've always wanted a cat. Keep your head in the game Alice! Lol, high school musical. Alice!
Ok, face-paints, Emmett, Frying pan, got them all. Let the fun begin.
"Oh Jakie..."
Can you guess? O yea, one more thing. No Bella, Edward will be by himself. Hope you enjoy it, when I get it up.
Please review. Sorry again about the lateness. You can kill me later, but I plan to become a vampire at 16 so please don't. Lol.
Chrissie.
