Sleepover

Jacob's POV

Uhhhhh, this was going to be a long night. Nessie was refusing to eat. Everyone else had finished, but Nessie refused.

"Come on kid, eat," I said, trying to amuse her and feed her at the same time, whizzing the spoon around her head, she just began to cry. Awwww Come on, I've had a bad enough day as it is, don't give me a headache kid!

Rose came over, took the spoon off me, and tried to feed Nessie. She stopped crying, and ate!

"WHAT?! Awwww come on," I said, going into the kitchen fed up. Rose smiled. WHY DID SHE SMILE? WHAT HAVE THEY GOT PLANNED? Alice, Jasper, Emmett and Edward were upstairs.

Sue was leaving Seth and Leah with me, not overnight, but just for an hour or so.

I heard a crash from upstairs, what ARE they doing up there? I went up to stairs to find Carlisle's study door open. I went in and saw Edward tied to a chair, unconscious, Alice underneath the table, Emmett sitting in Carlisle's chair and Jasper putting a syringe into Edward's arm. THEY WERE DRUGGING HIM?!

It's bad enough they drugged me, but a three year old?!

"YOU'RE DRUGGING EDWARD?!" I shouted, outraged. Jasper dropped the Syringe and ran out the door. Alice started to cry and so did Emmett. I sighed and went over to them both. I picked up Alice and cradled her, Emmett, seeing that crying was a very girly thing to do, stopped and went downstairs.

"I'm not mad," I whispered to Alice, going over to Carlisle's Drug cabinet. There was one bottle open, the one they gave Edward, it had the label "Glucose" on it. Pure sugar, great.

"Hey," I whispered in a playful tone, "You know what you gave Edward?" She shook her head.

"Pure sugar, he'll be hyper all night. Wanna have some fun?" I asked, she stopped crying and started to giggle.

"Right, when he wakes up, he'll he hyper. So..." Alice saw where I was going and started to laugh evilly. Now all we had to do was wait for Edward to wake.

When Edward woke he was as hyper as Emmett was when he had the paper.

I opened the bedroom door and found them all awake. Edward and Bella were holding hands jumping on the bed, Emmett was eating paper, jasper was singing "London bridge is falling down" whilst sitting on the computer, Rose was sitting on a chair watching them and Alice was missing along with Renesmee.

"DON'T EAT PAPER!" I shouted at Emmett. I went over to him, picked him up and sat him down on the naughty chair. I grabbed Jasper from the computer and sat him in the cot; I grabbed Edward and Bella and sat them on the floor. I picked up Rose and sat her on the naughty chair too.

"What did I do?" she asked, outraged.

"You sat and watched them," I answered. I ran out of the room and looked for Alice and Renesmee, or Nessie as I like to call her. I found them in the bathroom. Alice was putting make-up all over little Nessie. She looked up, saw me and smiled.

"Nessie look pretty now," she said smiling with delight. I sighed and picked them both up. Nessie giggled as I carried her into the room. I walked in and saw Emmett eating paper again, Jasper sitting on the computer and Edward and Bell running around saying "I love you," to each other. Rose was the only one who stayed where she was. That I was not thankful for.

"You could help if you want," I said to Rose as I tried to gain control once more.

"Nope, it's way too much fun watching you anyway," she said laughing. I put Nessie in the cot, sat Alice in her playpen, grabbed the paper off Emmett who insisted on eating it,


"NO MY PAPER, EAT YOUR OWN!" he shouted. I let go of it and tried to move Jasper instead. He clung onto the computer for dear life.

"NO, MY 'PUTER, I WON'T LEAVE YOU!" he shouted. I gave up on him and moved onto Bella and Edward.

"Bella, come here a moment please," I said bending down her height, hoping she'd hear me over the racket behind me.

"NO!" she screamed. She glared at me and continued to run around Edward saying "I love you"

I sighed and went over to Rose. I'll give you £10 if you get the paper off Emmett?" I offered. Rose smiled and took it. She went over to him and screamed in his ear,


"MY PAPER, LET GO," Emmett, terrified let go of the paper and went into shock. His eyes her wide and fearful, he didn't move, blink so do anything. He kept still, his hands still up near his mouth. Jasper, also in shock, fell off the computer and I ran over just in time to catch him. He too stayed as still as a statue. Bella and Edward, unaffected by this circled the now screaming Alice saying "Bella and Edward up a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."

I sat Jasper beside Emmett, and went over to calm Alice who was also in shock. She was crying and throwing things. I dodged a rattle, several blocks, a cuddly lion and a mobile before I got to her. I bent down to her height but she continued to throw things.

"Alice..." I started, but she threw a block at my face. My nose started to bleed. I grabbed Nessie and took her downstairs. I sat her on the sofa with her favourite toy, her toy wolf. She hugged it and giggled with delight.

Edward got up and ran down the stairs. Oh boy. Alice giggled and ran after him.

"Edward, go get Emmett," Alice sang. I ran down after them. Edward was running around in circles laughing his head off.

"Edward, please calm down," I said, but it didn't work, he just ran outside. We all ran after him. We couldn't find him anywhere. Alice looked up and screamed, and then pointing to the roof she shouted,

"EDWARD, DON'T JUMP!"

I looked up, sure enough there was Edward standing on the roof, peering down. How the HELL did he get up there?!

"EDWARD, GET DOWN HERE, wait, NO EDWARD STAY THERE," I shouted, reminding myself to tell him not to jump, stay there. Edward giggled.

"ME IS COMIN DOWN," he screamed, then he jumped.

"EDWARD NO," I shouted, throwing myself forward to catch him, but I knocked into something. I fell back, rubbing my head. Someone screamed.

"EDWARD?!" I shouted, I couldn't see, it must've hit me in the eye. I could hear the others laughing. WHY THE HELL ARE THEY LAUGHING?! THEIR BROTHER IS DEAD! I could finally see, I looked to where Alice was pointing. There was a trampoline, that's what I banged into, and that's what saved Edward. He was jumping up and down on the trampoline, giggling happily. I saw Emmett out of the corner of my eye, hands on his knees, bending over, like he just lifted heavy weights. Oh.

Emmett put the trampoline there, Emmett saved Edward. He got up and smiled as he saw Edward jumping up and down, safe. I smiled. He really wasn't that bad, for a kid an all. I went forward and caught Edward. I carried the struggling Edward back inside. I tied him to a chair and told Rose to watch over him, no way were we letting him go until he was sane again, not that he ever was sane. Kids, seriously, they drive you up the wall.

My advice, never ask me to babysit, ever.

After a while Edward calmed down a bit, so we let him go, and locked him in a room instead. Rose was playing with Nessie, Jasper and Emmett were playing chess and Alice was helping me make the dinner. Sue left Leah and Seth off just there now, they're playing chess with Emmett and Jasper. Once tea was ready I called the kids to the table, Leah went to unlock Edward. He came stumbling into the room, still slightly hyper. This was going to be a long night.

After the washing up, Leah and Seth went home. Rose went with them. Brilliant, now what am I going to do if Nessie won't eat. it was around six thirty. Alice came over to me and gave me a book.

"What you want me to do with it?" I asked her.

"Read it, duh. I'm only five and I can't read yet, Jasper can't either, well, not very well, it would take ages, but you can read," she said, looking at me with puppy dog eyes.

"What about Emmett?" I said.

"He won't read it to me, he's busy," she said, folding her arms behind her back, looking at the ground.

"Ok then, grab a pillow an I'll read it to you," I said, making my way over to the sofa. I sat Nessie on my knee while Alice and Jasper went to get a pillow to sit on. They both sat cross-legged on their pillows on the floor. Even Emmett got a pillow and did the same; he dragged Edward along with him. Once they all was seated I started to read.

"Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle," I said.

"What's his name?" asked Alice.

"Uhhhhh....." What is his name, "Beast," I said.

"What kind of name is that?!" shouted Edward, still hyper from before.

"Do you want me to read it to you of not?" I asked. They all nodded and kept quiet.

"Anyway, although he had everything a person could want....."

"Bet he had no Bella," said Edward, I looked at him, "Sorry, Jakie," he said.

"he had no love in his heart..."

"See, no Bella," said Edward, I continued, ignoring him.

"One winter's night, an old woman came to the castle, begging the prince for shelter from the cold. In return for his kindness, she offered him a single, perfect rose..."

"Why would anyone want a rose?" asked Emmett.

"It's supposed to be for your first love," I explained.

"I NEED A ROSE, GET ME A ROSE JAKE, POOR BELLA DON'T GOT ONE!" screamed Edward. Nessie began to cry.

"Shhh," I said, trying to calm her, "be back in a moment," I said. I got up and put Nessie to bed. She dropped off to sleep within a matter of moments. Then I got a plastic rose from one of Esme's vases and brought it downstairs and gave it to Edward.

"Here, now no more yelling, ok?" Edward nodded and I went back to the story, by this rate I'd never get it finished.

"Disgusted by her rags,"

"Good on him," muttered Emmett. I looked at him,

"What?! Wouldn't you be disgusted too?!" he said. I went back to the story.

"The prince sneered at the rose and turned the poor woman away. "Don't be fooled by appearances," she warned him," I said, putting a voice on the parts which needed them. Alice giggled.

""There is beauty to be found within all things." Then in a flash, the woman's ugliness melted away to reveal a lovely enchantress! As punishment for his selfishness, the enchantress tuned the prince into a hideous beast, the castle into a dark fortress and the servants into household objects,"

"Then she wasn't so lovely then, was she?" asked Alice.

"No," I replied, "She wasn't lovely." I went back to the story.

"Before she left, she gave the prince two gifts; a magic mirror that allowed him to see the outside world, and the rose, which would only live until his twenty first birthday.

"If you learn to love and earn her love in return before the last petal of the rose has fallen," said the enchantress, "the spell will be broken. If not, you will remain a beast forever!"

A few years passed, one day, in a village not far from the castle, a young girl named Belle was crossing the town square. Bella loved to read, and as usual, she had her nose in a book. A handsome but conceited Gaston watched her. Gaston admired Bella almost as much as he admired himself,

"She is the girl I am going to marry," he declared. When Belle got home her father, Maurice greeted her excitedly.

"I've just finished my latest invention!" he exclaimed. "I hope it works."

"Of course it will," Bella reassured him, "I'm sure it will win first prize at the fair!"

That afternoon Maurice hitched his invention to his horse, Philippe, and set off for the fair. Maurice and Philippe became lost as they rode through the forest. Suddenly they heard the howling of wolves! The frightened horse reared up in alarm, sending poor Maurice flying through the air," I said, "Why don't we finish it there?"

"No No, go on, please Jake, more, more," said Alice, jumping up and down excitedly. Emmett and Edward had fallen asleep.

"Ok, just a bit more," I said. She giggled in delight.

Half an hour later I had gotten to a scary part, well, for a little kid it was scary. It had taken me half an hour because Alice kept interrupting me.

"The villagers cried out in fright when they saw the beast in the mirror.

"That beast is dangerous!" Gaston shouted, "I say we go to the castle and get rid of him before he harms anyone!"

Belle tried to stop them, but it was no use. Soon the angry crowd was storming the Beast's castle. As Gaston ran upstairs to search for the Beast, the villagers broke into the dining hall but Beast's loyal servants were ready and waiting to attack. The villagers were no match for the pitchers, clocks, footstools and brushes. Soon they turned and fled from the castle in defeat. Meanwhile, Gaston had found the beast, and chased him onto the roof.

"Get up and fight!" Gaston taunted. But ever since Belle had left the castle, the Beast had lost interest in living. He didn't want to fight," I looked up to see Alice with her knees curled up at her chest, fear in her eyes. I closed the book, and went over to her. I picked her up and held her close, whispering to her,

"Shhh, it's only a book. Wanna know the ending, the spell is broken, and Belle and the Beast get married," I whispered. She nodded and smiled a little. I carried her up to bed. I set her down and waited for her to fall asleep, then I went back downstairs grabbed a blanket, tided up a little and lay down on the sofa, ready to go to sleep.

At around one I heard a little voice.

"Jakie, Jakie, wake up, the Beast story scared me, Jake," it said. I woke up and saw Alice, eyes wide with fear.

"Alice, what's wrong?" I asked. She looked around nervously,

"The beastie was under my bed," she whispered.

"Ok, ok. Climb in," I said, and moved over so she could sleep beside me. She climbed in and went to sleep.

Esme's POV

I got in around seven; the boys were already there, standing over the couch. Jacob was sleeping there. I closed the door as quietly as I could and went over to the couch. Alice was sleeping there too. Jacob had one arm over Alice and the other behind the pillow. Alice was curled up, holding Jacob's hand. How sweet. The boys had taken a picture and showed it to me. Cute.

Ok, hope this chapter was ok. I had writers block, so sorry. But a got a death threat in one of my reviews, so it cleared my writers block. Not going to mention who wanted to kill me (Ahem, Klutzerella), but she can't kill me, she doesn't know where I live, but I know where she lives, *evil laugh*. Joking Klutzerella, or am I?

Btw if you haven't read her stories, read them, they're amazing. AND, also Tamara AKA. Caption McCheese (Sorry if I didn't spell it right) stories are amazing too. And PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, review.