Christmas with the Cullens
Jacob's POV
I went to concealing for two weeks after my sudden outburst of Emmett going to blow up the earth. But seriously, the councillor needed more concealing than I did. He was a nutter, but at least concealing taught me something, never trust Emmett. Thankfully the world was still in one piece. But for how long??
Carlisle ad Esme had to go to church, it was Christmas day. Imagine taking the Cullens to church, what a nightmare.
"Thank you Jacob," said Carlisle on his way out the door. No problem, taking care of a few monsters for an hour or so, no problem. Except that one of them wants to blow up the earth, two of them are in love and one of them likes to sit and watch me suffer. Wonderful.
"Hey Jake," said Bella as I walked in the door, she was holding Edward's hand.
"Hey," I replied, they skipped off. I walked over to the sofa where Nessie was eating a book. Oh, Animal noises.
"Nessie, what sound does a turkey make?" I asked her, since it was Christmas. And there was a turkey in the book she was eating. She took the book out of her mouth and said,
"BOOM!" she shouted. What?
"Rose, who taught Nessie animal noises?" I asked, while Nessie said Boom over and over again, singing happily to herself.
"Dad, why?" she said, shrugging and sitting down on the sofa.
"Cause she thinks a turkey goes Boom," I said. Rose shrugged again. I'll try again.
"Nessie, what sound does a turkey make?"
"Boom, boom!" she said, pointing towards the kitchen where Emmett was. Suddenly there was an explosion, I looked round to see turkey everywhere and Emmett covered in it.
"Whoops," he said, looking ashamed. Brilliant. Now we'd have to go get another turkey.
"Come on, let's go," I said. Rose picked up Nessie we all went outside. I carried Edward on my back, and Nessie in my arms, Rose carried Bella on her back and Alice, Jasper, Rose and Emmett walked. It wasn't far to the nearest shop, so we could walk. We entered the shop. The people at the till ducked under the desks, well, at least the Cullens were well known. Everyone who was in the shop started clearing out at the sight of us. Emmett smiled, like it was something to be proud of. We went into the frozen food section.
"Right, find a turkey, you're parents will flip if they come back and see the turkey's gone," I said as we were looking for a turkey.
"FOUND ONE, FOUND ONE!" Shouted Jasper, jumping up and down pointing to a shelf. Oh great, who drugged Jasper? No need for an answer, I can guess, Emmett. We got the turkey and paid for it, the people at the till never came up from under the desk, can't say I blame them.
When we arrived back home we started cleaning up the remains of the other turkey. There was only half-an-hour before Carlisle and Esme came back. Aw man, It'll take us nearly half-an-hour to clean this up.
It nearly did take us half-an-hour. We were all tired out after it. I think we fell asleep, I'm not too sure because when we woke up we saw a fat man, in a red suit and a white beard helping himself to milk and cookies, we all woke up at the same time and saw him, Nessie shouted,
"SANTIE!" then the man turned round, he smiled at us.
"Welcome to the land of the living," he said as he walked over to us. O.k. kind of weird. He sat down.
"I have something for each of you," he said. Ok, even weirder.
"Emmett," he said, Emmett went forward, and the man gave him a set of handcuffs.
"So you don't go stealing anymore, and for your parents when you get too much for them to handle," he said laughing, making his belly wobble. I tried not to laugh at this.
"Alice," he said, as Alice nervously went forward. He gave Alice a doll, for her to dress up and put make-up instead of using her siblings. She thanked him and ran upstairs.
"Nessie," he said, Nessie wobbled forward at the sound of her name, he gave her a set of keys, plastic ones, ones that she can chew. She chewed on them happily and sat down on the floor, well, fall would be a better word. The man laughed again.
"Rosalie," he said, Rose went forward. He gave her a video camera. She thanked him and sat down again.
"Edward," Edward went forward,
"A rose, for the lady and a book, for you," he said, Edward went over to Bella, got down on one knee and gave her the rose. She giggled and blushed.
"Bella," he said, Bella went over to him, he gave her a bear, she hugged it tight and giggled.
"Jasper," he said nervously. Jasper jumped up and attacked him, yes, Attacked the poor man.
"SANTIE!" he shouted, knocking him over. I grabbed Jasper and got him off the man.
"Thank you Jacob," he said.
"Now, for Jasper I have a book," he said. Jasper grabbed it off him and started giggling madly, running around in circles then running outside. He'll be fine. I mean it's not like he'll jump off the roof or anything.
"I'll be back in a sec," I said, I ran outside, jasper was on the roof.
"JASPER, GET DOWN HERE NOW, TAKE THE LADDER!" I shouted, He came down via the ladder. I grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and brought him inside, sitting him on the sofa, setting Nessie on top of him so he couldn't run away.
"Jacob," he said, which shocked me. I went forward and he gave me a skateboard. I thanked him and stared at it. I hadn't had one of these since my 9th birthday.
"Well, I'd better go, Australia should be getting up soon and I don't want to be there when they wake up, enjoy," he said then he went up the chimney and I swear I heard the sound of hooves and bells.
"Wow," said Rose," Santa came." Wow was right, wait a sec, that man, with the red suit and the white beard was Santa?? Boy am I thick.
I glanced at the clock,
we still had half an hour. Wow. I looked over towards to door, there
was mistletoe hanging there, Edward, holding Bella's hand went over
that way, when they were at the doorway rose said,
"look up,"
and they did. They looked at each other for a moment, and then they
kissed. It was only a small peck on the lips, but it made Bella's
face go completely red. Edward even blushed too.
Emmett was on the stairs, handcuffed to the stairs, Jasper was running around in circles, Rose was jumping up and down on the sofa, Alice was singing London bridge is falling down whilst banging a saucepan on the counter. Edward and Bella were giggling, staring at each other, and Nessie was pointing at the Turkey, chewing on her keys. Carlisle and Esme came in the door.
"All yours," I said and ran out the door. I put the skateboard down and began to ride it, Oh no. I've forgotten to stop! I went straight into a tree, Brilliant, this arm better not be broken.
Ta da, It's not the greatest, I know but let me know what you think.
Chrissie.
