A/N: I DO NOT own Inglourious Basterds, it is property of the magnificent Quentin Tarantino.

Lappish Hag's Love Potion

Vous etes mademoiselle. a waiter handed me my drink,

(Here you are miss.)

Merci. I smiled from underneath my hat before leaning in and taking a sip.

(Thankyou.)

I took a sip from my martini, watching Donny from over my glass. He was devouring his food in a way that made me think he really was part bear.

So far we had spent the entire day "sightseeing". If sightseeing was going to landmark places then finding hidden places to go fuck. So far it was turning out to be a very good day.

"Please don't choke." I muttered, taking another sip from my drink. Another great thing I loved over here. Across the pond I would have to worry about age when it came to alcohol, but here nobody even blinked an eye. Nor did they seem to notice a seventeen year old girl with a guy who was clearly well into his twenties. Then again, I guess I didn't really look as though I was seventeen but still...

"You're not eating anything?" he asked, his mouth full.

I shook my head in response.

"Suit yourself." Donny shrugged, tearing into his steak. I chuckled before looking around. Across the street from us was a vast park with an extensive flower garden. Seeing as to how it was the middle of the day on a work day, it was bound to be pretty empty, leaving me and Donny...

"Hey, let's go over to the park." I leaned forward, pulling down my sunglasses a bit.

"Okay." he gurgled through a mouthful of food.

Twenty minutes and a crapload of cash later we were across the street, it one of the most beautiful parks I had ever seen.

"Let's do something." I leaned in a little closer to him.

"Like what?" he looked down at me.

"I ask you a question, and you answer it and then ask me something." I explained.

"Oh...why?"

"Just so we can get to know each other a little bit more." I shrugged.

He nodded before moving in a little closer to me.

"Well then...why don't you start?"

"Okay...how did you and Aldo meet?"

"We were stationed in Italy together for three years. He called me up after we got out to ask me how I liked the idea of the Basterds. I said yes obviously. What about you? I don't know the real details about what made you come over here."

"Well, my mother was killed while she was visiting down south, and my dad was Jewish so I was kind of hated all around. There was this little incident where some fuckers attacked me on my way home and after that I decided the hell if I would sit here and let Germany get away with half this shit."

"Damn." he muttered.

"Guess it's my turn again. Where the hell do you guys keep raking all this money in from?"

"You'd be surprised how many Nazi's we catch with their pockets loaded. Bastards have always got cash on 'em."

"Ah. That makes more sense now." I nodded, my hand brushing against his as we walked.

"My turn again then. Where the hell did you learn how to do half that shit in bed you do?"

I threw back my head and laughed, already knowing it was going to come at a certain point and time.

"Well, let's just say talent and practice." I smirked.

"I guess I can't complain." Donny replied.

I looked up ahead. There was a small tool shed, covered by a dense curtain of vines. Face lighting up, I skipped ahead, not even looking behind me to be sure Donny was following.

I stopped in front of the door, leaning up against it.

"What the hell Stein?" Donny asked, coming up behind me and catching his breath.

I grinned before opening the door and stepping inside. Donny followed me in, closing the door behind him and looked around.

I walked over to a bench on the farthest end of the small shed before sitting down, putting my long legs across the bench in front of me and pulling up the bottom of my dress a little bit.

Donny turned around, looking back at me. I bit my lip, daring him to come on over. He looked around before grinning before slowly coming over to me. He leaned down before taking my face in his hands and leaning in to kiss me.

It was a mixture of everything. The thrill of being caught. The smell of wood and mulch mixed with Donny's cologne. The tobacco on both of us. It was...well...hot for lack of better words.

His lips ran to my neck, biting down roughly on the already-tender skin. I threw back my head and moaned, my hat falling off and my hair spilling down from underneath it.

"Come here." Donny muttered before standing up and pulling me over to the wall before kissing me again. As he continued to do so his hands traveled, touching me everywhere over the thin dress. My breasts. Stomach. Back. Hips.

With a sudden movement he squeezed my ass, causing me to almost jump.

He unbuckled his pants, dropping them before hiking up my dress and yanking off my underwear before grabbing my legs and hoisting me up, sliding into me quickly.

I moaned loudly as he began to move inside of me, the muscles in his arms flexing with each movement as he supported my frame. Behind me, the window of the toolshed rattled mercilessly, One of the rakes next to me fell over, clattering on the ground loudly.

He grabbed the low-cut neckline of my dress, stretching it below my breasts before unhookingmy bra and letting it fall to the dusty ground as well. I threw back my head and whined as I felt his tongue. Running ever so slowly, so carefully, over one of my nipples. He had quite the way of doing things.

God he felt so good inside of me. 8 inches. Warm. Pulsing. Pure bliss, His lips and teeth sank into every part of my body he could access.

"Harder," I growled, digging my nails into his shoulder. He grunted, digging his nails into my thighs and he forced all of himself inside of me, hitting my cervix ad causing me to tighten my legs around his waist.

Blood and pleasure surged through my entire body. Euphoria. Everything imaginable. All I could think about was how I needed Donny inside of me, all of the time.

I watched the veins strain in his neck. I let myself go, remembering that these were only a series of quickies and that something better would be waiting for us tonight.

I tensed. My body shut down. Everything ceased to exist and Donny groaned before twitching and coming inside of me.

"I've got a question for you." he breathed, resting his chin on top of my head.

"Hmm?" I panted.

"So what would you say to being my girlfriend?"

I chuckled, coughing a little bit from the constricted air going into my lungs.

"I'll take that as a yes." he smirked.

I looked up and kissed him before resting my head on the window behind me. Life was grand.