(A/N: Me and my friend couldn't help ourselves)

Sirius Black

Hey, you reached Sirius

For those people who think I should still be in Azkaban: SCREW YOU AND DON'T LEAVE A MESSAGE...

If this is Harry, I'm sorry that I had a relashionship with your father.

*Sirius, what the hell, are you drunk?* Oh... hey Remy Rem ... *click*