(A/N: Me and my friend couldn't help ourselves)
Sirius Black
Hey, you reached Sirius
For those people who think I should still be in Azkaban: SCREW YOU AND DON'T LEAVE A MESSAGE...
If this is Harry, I'm sorry that I had a relashionship with your father.
*Sirius, what the hell, are you drunk?* Oh... hey Remy Rem ... *click*
