On the request of BookWorm77071. Hope you like it!
Albus Dumbledore
Hi! You've reached Albus!
If this is Cornelius Fudge, please stop sending me owls for advice. My job is just as stressful as yours and because of your owls it's getting even more stressful!
If this is Umbridge, get it through your head! You are never coming back! And if I ever get another owl from you you'll find out why they call me the greatest wizard of the age. It's not pretty!
And last but not least, if this is Severus, don't worry, Voldemort doesn't know that you're the spy for the light! Your safe!
Have a pleasant day and I wish you all the lemon drops in the world!
