I couldn't help myself but make a second one for Harry!


Hi! This is Harry Potter's answering machine. If you're a person in the Harry Potter club, press 1. If you are a new budding Dark Lord, Press 2. If you are the old Dark Lord, Voldemort, Press 3. If you are a man called Severus Snape, please hang up and never call again. And last but not least, if you are a friend; you know where to find me.

*Pressed 1*

Seeing as we all know that the Harry Potter club is not going to leave, I have decided (and because Collin is scary when he threatens someone) that I will be answering all questions that you have for me. Som just leave a question and it will be answered in the Daily Prophet. *beep*

*Pressed 2*

If you are a new Dark Lord (according to you) please leave your Dark Lord name and your phone number so I can contact you. That way we could schedule a grand last battle! If you want to add a taunt or snide remark, it's all good. Last but not least, if you just want a normal fight, just name the time and place and I'll be there about five minutes earlier… So make sure to be on time! *beep*

*Pressed 3*

If this is Voldemort, name a time and place but also add how you came back to life this time! *beep*