Awkward Turtles Party Theme: Boardwalk

Setup Crew: Lauriell, Pat, David, Serra, Sark, Jaynie, Michelle, Kaylie.

Spies: Melvin, Vance, Delia.

Funky Chickens Party Theme: Luau

Setup Crew: Michael, Kiki, James, Thomas, Shellie, Mia, Kelly, Kelsey.

Spies: Edwin, Spike, Matt.

About three hours into the challenge currently...

"So, you think we're almost at the Chickens bash?" Melvin asked.

"Not quite," Vance said.

"You'd better not screw this one up Melvin!" Delia said.

(confessional)

Delia: Melvin is sooo...(makes a disguted facial expression)...ewww.

Melvin: I wonder why Delia hates me so much?

(end)

"Hey look, it's the parrty site!" Vance stated.

"Excellent, now, where do we hide?" Melvin asked.

"Behind the bush...idiot!" Delia said, facepalming, Vance and Melvin just looked at each other, shrugged, and ducked down behind the bush with Delia. Vance contacted back to Turtles spot.

"Vance to base, Vance to base," Vance said into the walkie-talkie.

"We read, where are you guys?" Jaynie asked.

"At the Chickens party site," Melvin said, quietly.

"So, what are they up to?" Kaylie asked.

"It looks like they're doing some kind of Hawaiian thingy...," Delia said.

"Does she mean a luau?" Sark asked.

"You mean a luau Delia?" David asked her.

"Yes, that thingy!" Delia said.

"That'll be tough to beat, they've got Hawaii, and we've got a boardwalk, not to mention that Pat is still missing, and Lauriell and Michelle aren't doin anything!" Jaynie said.

"Pat's over here...," Vance said, facepalming.

"Pat's...there?" Sark asked.

"Why?" Kaylie asked.

"Hell if I know..., maybe he got lost or something?" Vance guessed.

"Or maybe he was tricked!" Melvin suggested.

"Or maybe he's just an idiot...," Delia stated.

"Or all three," Lauriell said, "tell that idiot to get back HERE NOW!" Lauriell ordered.

"We can't, we'll be caught!" Melvin explained.

(confessional)

Delia: It's time to enact my master plan..., I'm gonna make Vance love me!

(end)

"Melvin, what are you doing?" Delia yelled, so that the people could here through the walkie-talkie.

"Whaddya mean?" Melvin asked, as Delia tripped into him, she shoved him out from behind the bush, and Melvin landed flat on his back, his glasses flew into the Chickens party site.

"What happened?" Michelle asked, via the walkie-talkie.

"Melvin just gave away his location!" Delia whispered, "Lucky me and Vance still haven't gotten caught!" Delia lied.

"That idiot! If we lose, he is sooo going home!" Lauriell said.

"I second that!" Michelle agreed.

Melvin crawled into the Chickens party site, amidst the palm trees, and the tables, and the surfboards, his glasses were tough to find. Melvin eventually crawled up to something, and started digging his hand around, but the poor nerd eventually reached to close to the Chickens bonfire pit, and put his hand dead center, he let out a loud yelp.

"Ouch! IN THE NAME OF GANONDORF! THAT BURNS!" Melvin shouted.

"We've gotta save him Delia, think of something!" Vance said.

"Y'know Vance, you're reeeally hot!" Delia said, in as seductive of a voice as SHE could possibly put out.

"Of course! That's it! Delia, you're a genius! You just gave me the best idea ever!" Vance said with a nod.

"I know what you mean," Delia said, in her 'seductive' voice again, as she leaned in, expecting a kiss, but Vance had stood up, giving away his position, he stood up to see Melvin, being held up by James and Thomas, they were tying him up next to Pat, Vance then made an attempt, to save his teammates.

"Ohhh...ladies!" Vance said, in a very deep voice, as he took off his jacket, revealing the toned abs that he was famous for. Kiki, Kelly, Shellie, and even Mia stared at his abs, Kelsey, who had already fallen for David, was unphased.

"What is this?" Michael asked angrily.

"They look...zombified...," Kelsey said.

"Vaaaaaaance," all four of the girls said in a trance like state.

"That's just...creepy," Thomas said.

"But effective!" Vance laughed, "Now ladies, free Melvin and Pat, and destroy your own party!" Vance ordered.

Mia and Shellie began destroying the party, while Kiki and Kelly freed Pat and Melvin.

"What? So now they do what he says?" James asked.

"That's ridiculous!" Michael shouted, as he ran up and tried to grab ahold of Shellie to make her stop, she flipped him over her shoulder, and threw him square into a box labled, white paint. Michael was completely covered in paint, and was knocked out immediately.

"Thom! Let's grab 'em!" James said.

"I'm on it pardner', we got some damsels to lasso!" Thomas stated, as James and Thomas walked over to stop the girls from wrecking the party, Kelsey also pitched in.

"I hope we can stop them before all of our hard work goes to waste," Kelsey said, with a sigh.

Meanwhile, Melvin and Pat ran back to the Turtles party area, to try and catch the Chicken's spies.

"We're almost done with the party!" Sark cheered.

"Hopefully we can finish soon, the enemy spies haven't even shown up yet!" Jaynie said happily.

"Wait! Wait up!" Pat said, as he collapsed on the ground, out of breath, with Melvin behind him.

"Melvin! Pat! You two are the biggest IDIOTS on this whole team!" Lauriell yelled.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever, I have something to tell you guys!" Melvin stated.

"Spit it out small fry!" Jaynie demanded.

"First tell us why you gave away our position," Lauriell ordered.

"Delia pushed me..., but back to the point," Melvin said.

"Wait, wait, wait, Delia PUSHED you out of the hiding spot?" David asked.

"THE SPIES ARE HERE!" Pat screamed as he got up.

"What, where?" Kaylie asked, looking around, as Spike, Edwin, and Matt were beginning to run off.

"Well, don't just stand there you idiots, go and get them!" Lauriell ordered angrily.

David, Melvin, Sark, Jaynie, Pat, and Serra ran after the spies. Jaynie tripped along the way, and Pat disappeared, David, Melvin, Sark, and Serra eventually lost them, and walked back to the beach shamefully.

"You guys FAILED?" Laurill growled.

"They got away...," Sark said, out of breath.

"Where's Pat?" Kaylie asked, "Didn't he go too?"

"Yeah, I wonder where he disappeared off to...," David said, scratching his head.

"HERE!" Pat yelled, as he walked in, with Matt, Spike, and Edwin tucked underneath of his arms.

"GREAT JOB PAT!" Melvin said.

"How did you do that?" Serra asked.

"I asked the same question princess..., no answer...," Spike said, rolling his eyes.

"I don't get how we couldn't even run from the fattest guy in the world...," Matt sighed.

"Whatever...," Edwin muttered, as Chris showed up with a beaten up Thomas, James, and Kelsey, the four ashamed looking girls, Delia, Vance, and Chef, who was carrying a still knocked out, white covered Michael.

"I think it's quite obvious who won this challenge," Chris laughed.

"Not us...," Edwin sighed.

"That's right Edwin! The Awkward Turtles WIIIN!" Chris said, grinning wildly.

"What happened over there guys?" Spike asked, as Pat let him, Edwin, and Matt down.

"They did...," Thomas said, not in a cowboy voice.

"They messed up BIG!" James said angrily.

"And as far as I'm concerned, one of the four of THEM, is going home tonight!" Kelsey stated, folding her arms in disappointment.

"Well..., what about the spies!" Shellie suggested, "They got caught!"

"Yeah! We should vote one of THEM off," Kelly agreed.

"I'm prepared to accept my punishment," Mia stated.

"This is stupid! Let's vote off Edwin or Matt!" Shellie ordered.

"I say Matt, he's weird...," Kelly whispered.

"Why ME?" Matt whined.

"Because you're a loser!" Shellie laughed.

"And you're ugly!" Kelly added.

"I'll vote him off too I guess," Kiki added.

"Whatever...," Spike said, rolling his eyes.

(confessional)

Spike: As far as I'M concerned, Shellie or Kelly is leaving tonight!

Matt: Why...

Edwin: ..., this is stupid.

Kelly: Matt's so stupid! *giggles*

Shellie: Tonight is gonna be sooo easy to get through! (she laughs)

Kelsey: Ugh..., I hate girls...

James: This is a no brainer tonight.

Thomas: Pardner', my arm hurts still.

Mia: Why does everyone want poor Matt to go?

Michael: ...

Kiki: Matt!

(end)

Alright, campers, this is it, eleven of you, ten marshmallows! If I call your name, come up, and claim a marshmallow!" Chris said.

Chris gestured at a tray with ten marshmallows on it, everyone's jaws fell wide open, as he help up the tray, Chris looked around at the eleven Funky Chicken members sitting before him, he knew who was leaving, and he couldn't wait to watch the first person walk down the Dock of Shame. "Spike!" Chris called out, Spike simply scoffed, and walked up, and picked up the first marshmallow of the season, he walked back to his seat, and plopped down. "Kelsey, James, and Thomas!" Chris said, as the three walked up to claim their treats, before walking back to their seats. "Michael." Chris said, Michael was still out cold, so Chris just threw the marshmallow at the knocked out jock, before looking at the five remaining marshmallow, and the six remaining campers. "Mia and Edwin!" Chris shouted, as two walked up to claim their marshmallows. "Kiki...," Chris nodded, as Kiki waltzed up, this left Matt, Shellie, and Kelly. "Well..., erm..., we had a tie for second between two of the campers, but I'll just call this name out first...Kelly!" Chris said. Kelly walked up, and picked up her marshmallow, and looked at her sister, and then at Matt, she squinted her eyes at him, and stuck out her tongue.

Shellie closed her eyes, and grinned, Matt looked at the rest of his team, he slowly glanced at each and everyone of them, and then his eyes drifted to Chris, and finally down to the final marshhmallow, Matt nervously tugged at this collar, while Shellie looked over at Matt and smirked. "The final marshmallow goes to...,

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...Matt," Chris said, as Matt's look of horror, turned to one of relief.

"WHAAAAAAAT? You guys voted ME off?" Shellie asked.

"Why her?" Kelly asked.

"Because she blew the challenge for us, we still would have had a chance if the party wasn't wrecked!" Kelsey explained.

"But they got caught!" Shellie yelled.

"But they did their job!" James said, as Shellie shot him a glare, before looking at Chris.

"You will pay McClain! I will come back, and I WILL win the prize!" Shellie growled, as she stomped on Chris's foot, and began walking away.

"OUCH! Okay..., but before that time, it's the Boat of Losers for you!" Chris chuckled, as Shellie hopped into the decrepit boat that symbolized failure, the boat chugged off into the darkness, as Chris, and the remaining Funky Chickens, save for Michael, watched as the boat disappeared on the horizon, "You're all safe, for tonight."

(confessional)

Mia: Okay, so..., we lost, but still, we have a whole summer to win! Lets only hope that things don't get me angry!

(end)

"And our first camper has taken the walk of shame! Who will walk down the dock next week? Will Delia and Vance ever get together? These questions and more answered on the next episode of...total...Drama...ISLAND!"

(end episode 2)

Vote List

Spike: Shellie

Matt: Shellie

Edwin: Kelly

Kelly: Matt

Kelsey: Kelly

Thomas: Shellie

James: Kelly

Michael: -

Kiki: Matt

Mia: Shellie

Shellie: Matt

Number of Votes

Shellie: 4

Matt: 3

Kelly: 3

-: 1

Voted off so far: Shellie,