Awkward Turtles
Captured: Jaynie, Vance, Serra, Kaylie, David, Sark, Lauriell, Michelle, Delia, Pat.
Funky Chickens
Captured: No One
Melvin calmly looked out from behind the boat house, seeing the entire Funky Chickens team swarming onto The Awkward Turtles side, Melvin gasped, and stood behind the boat house, sweating nervously, "Does that mean that everyone is caught? Oh no…, we are so dead…," Melvin whispered. "No! I can do this, Melvin Dinkley NEVER gives up!"
"Okay, spread out far and wide, don't let anything go uncovered," Mia said.
"RIGHT!" The rest of the team stated, as they all spread out.
"I wonder if it's in the boat house," James said.
"I'll check with ya pardner'," Thomas said.
"Yeah, I guess I'll go too!" Matt agreed.
"Alright, then let's go!" James said. The three of them walked to the boat house, and they checked inside.
"I can't find it ANYWHERE!" Matt said.
"Yeah, it ain't in here pardner'," Thomas said, rubbing the back of his head.
"It's gotta be!" James said, "Keep on looking!" Suddenly, the door closed.
"That was creepy…," Matt said, with a gulp.
James walked over to the door and jiggled the handle, "It's locked!" he said, shocked.
"It's whaaaaaat?" Thomas and Matt gasped at the same time.
Melvin snuck away from the door, and crept to the other side, he wasn't sure if he was going to be able to anything though.
Meanwhile, the other Awkward Turtles were still locked up in the cage.
"If it wasn't for you guys, then we wouldn't even be locked in here in the first place!" Delia yelled, at David, Jaynie, Serra, and Kaylie, purposely leaving Vance out of her line of vision.
"They were ready for us," David explained, "How were we supposed to know?"
"Yeah! And you came over here like an idiot lookin' for Vance," Jaynie added.
"Well now Melvin is going to lose the challenge for us! And it's all YOUR fault Lauriell!" Delia growled.
"My fault? MY FAULT? You're the one who deliberately disobeyed me and came over here!" Lauriell yelled.
"Now we're going to lose! At least of you stayed on the other side, all of you could have come over to help us!" Delia yelled.
Lauriell glared at Delia, "You are nothing in this game, if we lose, you're OUT!"
"Same to you sister!" Delia roared back, as rustling was heard in the tree above.
"Oh no! There's a bear!" Michelle yelled.
"Bears…can't climb trees Michelle…," Serra said, with a roll of her eyes.
"Then what is it?" Vance yelled.
"Probably Edwin…, that weirdo…," Delia said.
"Shut it! He's sweet," Kaylie yelled, as Melvin fell face first on top of the cage.
"Ouch…, that smarts…," Melvin whimpered.
"MELVIN! You're alive!" Pat yelled.
"Why wouldn't I be? We aren't playing this game for our lives…," Melvin sighed.
"Well, don't just stand up there, let us out man, I'm starting to feel claustrophobic!" Sark yelled.
"Right away my friends!" Melvin said, as he jumped off the top of the cage, and slipped, "…Right away…," he cried.
"Ugh…, Melvin…you're useless…," Lauriell said, with a facepalm, Melvin got up and freed the team, they all immediately ran back to their side, as one of them snuck away to find the enemy flag.
Meanwhile, back on the Awkward Turtles side, The Funky Chickens were searching the beach, all except for Matt, Thomas, and James.
"I wonder where the freaking flag is?" Spike asked angrily.
"We've probably passed it already," Kiki stated.
"Or it's buried…," Edwin muttered.
"Let's try and look under the sand yo!" Michael suggested, everyone face palmed.
"I haven't seen Melvin yet…," Kelly said.
"Where is he hiding I wonder…?" Kelsey added.
"He's probably in the boat shack, locked up in there, with James and the other two," Mia laughed.
"I wouldn't be surprised," Spike laughed.
Suddenly, The Awkward Turtles stormed back to their side, and The Funky Chickens freaked out, "How did they escape?" Kiki yelled.
"We left the cage unguarded!" Kelly screamed.
"Damn it! Their gonna beat us now!" Spike stated.
"Well at least we know where Melvin is now…," Michael laughed, as he caught sight of the flag, he scooped it up, "Hey! I got it, keep em' distracted for me guys!" he grinned, as he ran off down the beach.
"Nice…, Michael got it!" Spike cheered.
Meanwhile, in the boat house, Matt, James, and Thomas were still stuck, "We're almost out, don't worry guys, we'll make it!" James cheered.
"We can do this!" Matt added.
"We just have to believe!" Thomas yelled, as the door unlocked, and the three of them fell out in a pile, they looked up to see Pat and Kaylie staring down at them.
"Lesson time…," Pat grinned, as he tagged all three of them, as their scream was heard.
"Three down, seven to go," Kaylie cheered.
Meanwhile, Spike, Kiki, Mia, Kelly, and Edwin were scattered about, Michael was gone, and Kelsey was in the water.
"They'll never get me out here," Kelsey smiled.
"Yes we will!" Vance laughed, as him and Sark appeared on both sides of her.
"What? No fair!" Kelsey said sadly.
"They're pickin' us off like flies!" Spike yelled, as he got tagged by David.
"We can't win!" Kiki shouted, as she got tagged by Lauriell.
"This is lame…," Edwin sighed, as Serra tagged him out.
"I hate this game!" Kelly sighed, as Delia missed her, but she ended up bumping into the shirtless Vance, "Never mind…," she said dreamily.
"Hey! He's mine!" Delia growled.
(confessional)
Kelly: Woooooooooow… (she smiles stupidly.)
Delia: HE'S MIIIIIIIIIIINE!
Vance: I am?
(end)
"Now only Michael is left," Sark said.
"Where is he though?" Serra asked.
"There he goes!" Michelle pointed out, as Michael was making a mad sprint for the other side.
"Dang, he's FAST!" Pat cried.
"And he's got the flag!" Sark shouted.
"NO! We can't let him get away," David said.
"We'll never catch him now though," Vance said.
"We blew it!" Jaynie whined.
"What about Mickey?" Michelle said.
"You mean Melvin? What about him, he's with us!" Lauriell said.
"No he's not, he's still on the other side," Michelle said.
"WHAT? HE IS?" Lauriell growled.
By this time, Michael was about to cross over, about to win for his team, he looked back to taunt while he was running, "I win Turtles! I WIIIIIII…," Michael said, but he crashed into a fist that happened to belong to Melvin.
"No…I win…," Melvin said, as he held up the Chicken's flag triumphantly.
"I see…, nice win…, Michael said, as he collapsed to the ground.
"AND THE AWKWARD TURTLES WIN AGAIN!" Chris yelled.
"Whoa! Nice one Melvin!" Vance cheered.
"Loser…," Delia muttered.
The rest of The Awkward Turtles went to congratulate Melvin, as Delia stayed behind, they put Melvin above their heads and carried him off, The Funky Chickens all looked at each other, looking for who to vote off.
(confessional)
Kiki: It's gotta be Michael, he's such a loser!
Spike: Mia told us to go to the other side, buh-bye Mia!
(end)
"Alright Chicken's, I've got nine marshmallows on my plate, when I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow," Chris announced.
"Right away cap'n," Spike saluted, everyone else laughed, except for Edwin.
"Okay then…, Spike and Kelly, you're both safe!" Chris announced, as they both walked up to claim a marshmallow.
"Nice…," Spike smirked.
"HOORAY!" Kelly cheered.
"Next is…Edwin, you're safe too," Chris said, Edwin just silently walked up to get his, "Kelsey…," Chris called out, Kelsey walked up as well, "Thomas, James, and Matt!" Chris called, as those three walked up. "…Kiki…," Chris said, leaving only Michael and Mia without a marshmallow, as Kiki claimed hers.
Michael was too busy looking at Mia to notice that there was only one marshmallow left, Mia was nervously biting her nails, and looking back and forth at Michael, and the marshmallow. Michael sighed deeply, a good sigh, as he kept on staring at Mia. Chris help up the last marshmallow, as Mia gulped, "This is the last marshmallow campers, and if I DON'T call your name, then you must immediately report to the dock of shame, catch the boat of losers, and get out of here!" Chris stated, "And this one goes to…
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…Michael…," Chris announced.
"Huh, what?" Michael said, as he looked at Chris, "What just happened?" Michael asked.
"Ummm…, you're safe man," Chris said, as he held up Michael's marshmallow.
"Oh…SWEET!" Michael cheered, "So…whose out?" Michael asked.
"Um…, her!" Chris said, pointing to the hyperventilating Mia.
"Wait, WHAT?" Michael screamed.
"Yup, Mia's out man, sorry," Chris stated.
"NO! She can't be out! That's not fair!" Michael yelled.
"This is a biiig mistake on your part Funky Chickens, a biiiiiiig mistake! You will REGRET THIS!" Mia yelled, as she started walking.
"Bye Mia, I will miss you baby!" Michael shouted happily, as Mia kicked him in the balls, and then punched him in the face, he fell over, still smiling, "…I...love…you…" he said, as a tear rolled down his face.
Mia got down to the boat, and sat down, "This isn't it, I'll be back…, they will SEE!" Mia said, as Chef nervously began driving the boat off towards Playa Des Losers.
(confessional)
Michael: Mia's out? Whaaaaat? Not fair man! NOT COOL TEAM!
(end)
"So, Michael's eye candy is out, who will get the axe next week? Will Lauriell and Delia ever be friends? Will Vance get with Delia? And will Delia ever realize that she looks like a gopher? All these answers will be revealed, next time on total…Drama…ISLAND!" Chris said.
(end episode 3)
Vote List
Spike: Mia
Matt: Mia
Edwin: Mia
Kelly: Michael
Kelsey: Michael
Thomas: Mia
James: Mia
Michael: Kiki
Kiki: Michael
Mia: Kiki
Number of Votes
Mia: 5
Michael: 3
Kiki: 2
Voted off so far: Shellie, Mia,
