Last time on Total Drama Island, the campers had to play a game of Capture the Flag. The Awkward Turtles were brought down big time, when David, Jaynie, Vance, Serra, and Kaylie were ambushed by The Funky Chickens massive defensive force. However, by days end, it was nerdy weakling Melvin, who showed his team that weak and nerdy, can sometimes be an asset, when he pulled out the win for his team, and showed everyone his skills, and unfortunately for Michael, his eye candy Mia, got the boot. What painstaking challenge do we have in store for our campers today? Find out this time on total…Drama…ISLAND!
_Theme Song_
In the boys side of The Funky Chicken's cabin, Michael was still mourning Mia's elimination.
"Hey Michael, earth to Michael!" Spike said.
"MICHAEL!" James yelled, as Michael finally snapped out of it.
"What…wha? Sorry guys, I'm not really in the mood for happy talk right now," Michael sighed.
"Dude, she was crazy, she needed to go, get over it," Spike said.
"But she was my soul mate, Oh why couldn't I have gone instead of her!" Michael cried.
(confessional)
Spike: Seriously, what's up with the guy? He's totally mental over Mia, he's got some major issues, the girl was crazy, it's probably a good thing that she's gone for good.
(end)
"Don't worry pardner', you'll see her again, just not…for a while…," Thomas finished.
"Don't remind me…," Michael sighed, as he walked out of the cabin without touching the door.
"Dang…, he's really messed up man…," Matt said.
"Leave the sissy alone, he'll get over it eventually," Spike said, rolling his eyes.
In the Mess Hall, the campers were all gathered for breakfast.
"I hope we can keep up this winning streak that we're on," Pat admitted.
"Yeah, that would make for some good team morale," Sark commented.
"Whatever, you two would probably be the ones to screw it all up anyway!" Delia growled.
"What's your deal?" David asked.
"Oh nothing, I just hate it when losers try to be cool," Delia stated, "That's all."
"Whatever you say," David said with a shrug.
"Hello campers, welcome to the weeklong point of Total Drama Island!" Chris stated, "This is day seven of the competition, so we're going to have a special challenge, a blast from the past for all of you to compete in today!" Chris explained.
"So, what is it?" Kelly asked.
"All will be explained in time, but right now, please follow me, to the beach!" Chris said excitedly, as all of the campers shrugged, and got out of their seats to follow Chris, eagerly awaiting to find out what their next challenge would be. As the campers got further and further down the beach, they began to see a clue as to what their challenge might be, actually, it was more or less a dead giveaway. Off in the distance, was the familiar plastic arena, complete with wooden bleachers, a gym floor, and a referee chair, there, stood the dodge ball challenge arena.
"Great…dodgeball…," Melvin mumbled.
(confessional)
Melvin: Okay, so, I won the last challenge for my team, but I'm a nerd, we aren't supposed to be good at physical challenges, and dodge ball is as physical as it gets!
(end)
"What a wonderful day for the dodge," Chris laughed, as he picked up the familiar red rubber ball, "That's right campers, today's challenge is an old TDI favorite, along with several other challenges that will be performed this season, we've brought back one of the top ten fan-favorite challenges of all Total Drama time. Now, I assume for those of you who watched the original season, you already know the rules, so I won't explain them to you, Oh! And just for the record, we're only playing one round, with every player in the arena at the same time!" Chris finished.
"But that's not fair, they have more players!" Kiki whined.
"Edge: Awkward Turtles," Chris laughed, Kiki just crossed her arms and scoffed, "Now, get in line ladies, I wanna see you all get ready to DODGE!" Chris exclaimed, as the campers got on their opposite sides, and stared the other team down. "Now, this is more like it, let's see whatchu've all got! I'll give you some time to strategize, before this massacre can begin!" Chris cheered.
The Awkward Turtles were busy planning their strategy first.
"So…, dodgeball huh? Can I be in the back?" Melvin asked.
"Why?" Michelle asked.
"Because I'm no good at sports! I don't wanna drag the team down!" Melvin stated.
"Oh…, okay!" Michelle agreed.
"I second whatever Michelle says," Sark said.
"I'll third whatever Sark agrees with," Pat nodded.
"I'll punch you both in the head if you don't shut up!" Lauriell yelled.
"Ugh…, are we gonna strategize or argue, because Jaynie doesn't like to argue," Jaynie stated.
"Alright, here's the lineup, Pat, me, David, and Jaynie will be up front, Michelle, Lauirell, Melvin, and Delia will take the very back, finally, Sark, Kaylie, and Serra will take the middle ground, sound good?" Vance suggested.
"Whatever you say goes, Vance," Delia said dreamily, all of the guys except for Vance rolled their eyes.
"Fine, we'll go with that plan," Lauriell said.
"Cool, let's do this guys!" David cheered.
Meanwhile, The Funky Chickens we're planning out their strategy.
"Whaddya think, me up front?" Spike asked.
"You, James, and Michael definitely have to be up front," Kiki said, "You all have the most athletic ability on the team."
"Hey! I have athletic ability, thank you very much! Jedi Knights hold the distinct honor of being able to use the force, I could win this challenge for us within seconds!" Matt said, he got a few awkward looks from his fellow teammates, especially Kelly and Edwin.
"Sure…, listen here, I'll be in the back, everyone else, make sure that James, Spike, and Michael stay in this challenge no matter what happens," Edwin suggested.
"Alright, sounds good, let's get goin'!" Kelsey shouted, as the entire team joined in for a fist bump except for Edwin.
"Alright, it seems like you're all done, so let's get started," Chris said, as he blew a whistle, "BEGIN!"
The game started off very normally, with a few of the red rubber balls flying back and forth, missing several people, and several others just barely missing. Sooner or later, the first person got out, it was Michael, who Melvin noticed hadn't been moving the whole entire game.
"GREAT!" Spike shouted, "That's perfect…, one of our best players is already OUT!" he growled, as Michael walked to the bleachers to sit down, and sob.
"Ugh…, what a useless teammate," Kiki said angrily, as the game continued.
"Let me get this guys, I know how to deflect the balls back at them!" Delia said.
"Hmmm…, what the heck, if she can do it, that would seriously put us far ahead," Vance said.
"Thanks Vance!" Delia said, blushing.
(confessional)
Delia: Me and Vance are meant to be together, it's so obviously my destiny. We're the two most beautiful people in this whole competition, of course we should be together!
(end)
Delia began spinning a ball around in her hands, while Edwin threw one at her, she attempted to deflect it, but the ball ricocheted off of her ball, and bounced off of Pat, it then speedily hit a wall, bounced off, and hit Jaynie, the ball continued to bounce off of the walls, and eventually also got both David and Vance as well, the ball finally amounted to hitting Delia in the face, and then lading on the ground, effectively knocking out five of the Awkward Turtle's starting eleven members.
"Nice throw kid, nice throw," Spike said, as he fist pounded Edwin.
"Are you stupid girl? YOU COULD HAVE LOST US THAT WHOLE CHALLENGE!" Jaynie growled.
"Oh, shut up, you should have dodged it!" Delia said angrily.
"But you got our four best players out," David added.
"SHUT UP DAVID!" Delia yelled.
"No, Delia, David is right, you messed up, we trusted you, and you failed us, you…, you suck at dodge ball," Vance finished, as he turned around shamefully, and continued to watch the game play out, Delia's jaw dropped.
"Delia is so going DOWN!" Lauriell yelled.
"Don't worry Lauriell, I've effectively come up with a new strategy to win, just give every ball to Kaylie!" Melvin suggested.
"Okay…, let's try it then…," Lauriell barely agreed, but saw a pretty good outcome from it. Kaylie effectively got out Kelly and Thomas, evening out the teams once again.
"Nice, now we're even!" Kaylie cheered.
"Good shot Kaylie," Serra said.
"Just because you got us there doesn't mean we won't beat you losers!" Spike laughed, as Sark attempted to get him out, however, Spike caught the ball, "Oh, nice through wimp, now go cry off of the court, Michael, you're back in!" Spike stated, as the depressed Michael got up, and sadly walked back in.
"Now why don't you actually TRY this time?" Spike growled.
"Because it's pointless without Mia," Michael said.
"But if we lose, we're voting you off next," Kiki said.
"Who cares…, without Mia, this place isn't worth it…," Michael said, as he slumped over.
"Look buddy, if it was worth it before she got to camp, why can't it be after she leaves?" James asked.
"Because, I liked her, and you guys voted her off, I don't wanna help a traitorous team win ANYTHING!" Michael whined.
"MICHAEL! Think about it, if Mia actually did like you, she'd want you to go on!" Kiki yelled.
"Hmmmph…," Michael said, as he slid back down, and started shaking his head.
"This is useless!" Kiki yelled, as a ball hit her in the side of the head.
"They're gonna beat us!" Matt said sadly, as he got hit by four balls at once.
"This is bad!" James said, getting hit as well, and finally, Edwin got out as well, without a word. Leaving only Kelsey, Spike, and Michael left in the game.
"Great…, this bites," Spike said.
Will Michael ever snap out of it, and pull out a win for his team? Find out in the next chapter.
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Til' next time, peace out.
