Awkward Turtles: Barbecue Theme

Funky Chickens: Italian Theme

"Alright, let's get this pizza wagon rolling!" Michael cheered.

"Pizza wagon? Okay…, ummm, the food is still cooking Michael!" Spike said.

"I know! And it smells GREAT! WOOO!" Michael cheered.

Spike simply rolled his eyes at the jocks stupidity.

"Alright…, so we've got the pasta done, and the pizza is in the oven," Edwin said.

"Now we just need the delicious baked Italian bread!" James said.

"Which I've been working on for three hours now!" Kelsey said.

"Good, keep doing that! We're gonna win again!" James said, Kelsey rolled her eyes.

Meanwhile, The Awkward Turtles were finishing up their meal.

"So…, is our food almost done guys?" Pat asked.

"I think…, but, we need extra help, Jaynie, Serra, Lauriell, and Sark are all somewhere else…," David said.

"So it's only us three now, Kaylie and Michelle," Melvin said, since Vance has also pretty much opted out.

"How are the ribs coming along Michelle?" David asked.

"How do you make ribs again?" Michelle asked, David and Melvin looked at each other and facepalmed.

"We already did make them Michelle, check the grill!" David said.

"OOOOooooooooooooooooooooooh," Michelle said, as she looked in the grill, the ribs were black now, and so were the burgers, "Ummm, they aren't done yet!" Michelle said.

"Okay…, a couple more minutes now then…," David said.

It was getting down to the last few minutes now, and both teams had their meals ready to serve.

"We can win this still guys! Let's go out there, and show Chris our skills!" Matt said.

"Alright, so we've got one slice of delicious tomato, garlic, arregano, and pepproni, cheese pizza, a plate of the best damn spaghetti anyone will ever taste, and buttered Italian garlic bread for desert," Kiki said, "Sounds sophisticated enough to me…"

"Right…, because that matters sooo much, anyway, let's take this out for tasting!" Spike said.

Kiki rolled her eyes, but complied with the decision, as herself, Michael, Spike, Thomas, James, and Kelsey all brought out the food. Matt, Edwin, and Kelly stayed back.

Meanwhile, the Turtles checked on their food, the ribs and burgers were ashes.

"Ummm…, what is this?" David asked.

"The food…, is it done?" Michelle asked.

"Uhhh…, more than enough…," David sighed, "Anyway, we still have the desert!" David said, as he turned around to look at the cake that they made, but there was only a couple of crums, as looked up at the frosting covered Pat, who sat there, licking his fingers, and smiling.

"That was some good cake!" Pat said, as he happily smiled.

"You ATE the cake! What the heck man?" David asked.

"Whaaaat? It was cake! No one can resist CAKE!" Pat said, as he licked his lips.

David pinched his forehead, "I can't believe that this is happening…," he said.

Lauriell, Jaynie, and Serra finally returned, with a bruised up Sark.

"What's going on, did we win?" Sark asked.

"No! The ribs and patties are ashes, and Pat ate the cake!" Melvin explained.

"Pat did WHAT?" Lauriell asked.

"Yeah…, so we pretty much just lost the whole entire challenge!" Kaylie laughed.

"What's so funny about that?" Serra asked.

"I don't know…," Kaylie shrugged, "We just didn't communicate like we should have," she said.

"Well, we gotta go break the news to Chris…, he's gonna send us STRAIGHT to the bonfire ceremony," David said.

The Turtles all walked out, with no food, leaving the Chicken's all with their eyebrows raised, and Chris sitting there with his eyebrow raised, "Ummm…, what happened?" Chris asked.

"Well…, we cooked the food for to long…," Melvin explained.

"Sooo…, it crumbled to pieces," David added.

"And Pat ate the cake!" Kaylie finished.

"Sooo…, whatchur saying is…, you guys completely screwed up, and the win goes to the Chickens?" Chris asked.

"Yeah, that's what they're saying!" Vance said, as he walked in, "I can't believe that you guys just volunteered to lose…," he added in, everyone glared at him.

"Alright, well Turtles that means that all of you will go to the bonfire ceremony tonight," Chris said.

"Great! Way to go team! WAY TO GO!" Vance yelled.

(confessional)

David: Vance is a jerk, what else can I say?

Melvin: I thought Vance was cool…

(end)

As the Awkward Turtles sat around the bonfire pit, contemplating who could possibly be sent home, Chris came out with the tray of marshmallows.

"Alright campers, nine marshmallows, ten of you, so one of you goes buh-bye!" Chris stated.

"Oh boy, how scary, someone doesn't get a marshmallow…, big deal!" Vance said, he received glares from Serra, David, and Melvin when he said this.

"Okay…, well, the first three marshmallows go to, David, Melvin, and Serra!" Chris said, as the three came up to claim their marshmallows.

"I hope the plan goes through," David said, as he picked his up.

"Next three go to Lauriell, Jaynie, and Kaaaylie!" Chris announced.

"Safe again!" Woot woot!" Kaylie cheered, as he yanked her marshmallow off of the plate.

"Three left, four campers, and each of you messed up, Michelle: You let the food cook for to long and it all BURNED!, Pat: You ate the cake and cost your team the remaining valuable points they could have received, Sark: You made some sexist remarks, that particularly pissed off three very powerful female competitors, and lastly Vance: You treated your team like crap bro…, not cool!" Chris said.

"So who gets the freaking marshmallows Chris?" Serra asked.

"Michelle is safe," Chris said.

"Oh yay!" Michelle shouted in excitement, as she ran up to get her marshmallow.

"And…ummm, Sark, yeeah, you are too!" Chris said, as the hunchbacked nerdy kid walked up to claim his, "So yeah, Vance and Pat, you two both racked up A LOT of votes tonight, but one of you got just a tad bit more, so without further ado, this is the final marshmallow of the evening," Chris said, Vance didn't start sweating, or cringing, or shaking, because apparently that would damage his near flawless skin, meanwhile Pat covered his eyes, and left barely enough space between his chubby fingers for his eyes to see through, he started shaking uncontrollably, and was pouring buckets of sweat all around himself, Chris held up the final marshmallow in anticipation, and smiled, "…Vance, Pat, this marshmallow goes to…

…Vance," Chris finished with a grin, as Vance calmly walked up to grab his marshmallow.

"What? But…no way!" David said, shocked.

"That's right man, I was just as shocked as you are, but the big guy over there racked up four votes, to Vance's three, sooo…, he's out!" Chris said with a smirk.

Pat sadly stood up, he was obviously crying.

"You okay big guy?" Sark asked.

"I'll be fine…, I'm just gonna miss you guys…," Pat said, as he sniffled.

"Don't worry man, we'll see you again!" David said.

"Who cares, overweight people are disgusting," Vance said, as he flipped his hair, "he's better off gone!" Vance said with a very obnoxious laugh, but then, something surprising happened, Pat actually got mad, he angrily shoved Vance down, and walked off to the Boat of Losers.

"Goodbye everyone! I hope you guys do good, I'll see you again someday!" Pat said, "I hope you think of me whenever you eat delicious FOOD!" Pat said, as the boat vanished into the distance, everyone waved goodbye, as the big man eventually became a shadowy blur, Vance simply rolled his eyes.

(confessional)

Vance: If big man wasn't gone, he would so pay for shoving me…

Melvin: Okay, so I didn't vote for Vance…, because I still think I can make him nice again! The friendship between him and I was great, and I just wanna bring it back, before he becomes completely fame obsessed and starlet like!

(end)

"So there you have it folks, big boy Pat, goes home over pretty boy Vance, who will be condemned to an early elimination next time on total…Drama…ISLAND!" Chris said, as the camera shut off.

(end episode 5)

Votes

Melvin: Michelle

Vance: Pat

Pat: Vance

Sark: Vance

David: Vance

Lauriell: Sark

Kaylie: Pat

Michelle: Pat

Jaynie: Sark

Serra: Pat

Number of Votes

Pat: 4

Vance: 3

Sark: 2

Michelle: 1

Voted Off so Far: Shellie, Mia, Delia, Pat,

Sorry everyone, school stuff…, I'll be updating much quicker now…, tests are horrible things! O_O

Til' Next Time, Peace Out!