"Here we go everyone! We're mixing things up this time!" Chris announced.
"This year, we made a deal," Chris stated, "A deal with some intergalactic portal guy in that exchange for giving him the Total Drama Jumbo Jet, he'd pull in twenty-four of the most insane people from different dimensions to let them compete in one helluvan explosive season of the world's hottest reality show."
"Without further ado, we bring in our first of the inter-dimensional campers, Link! From the Land of Hyrule!" Chris said.
"Hyaaaaah!" Link shouted.
"Is that all that you can say?" Chris asked.
"No, but it IS my favorite word, sooo, why am I here again?" Link asked.
"Because if you didn't agree to it, then your world would be destroyed," Chris laughed.
"Riiight, oh well, guess I could use a vacation…," Link said, "who knows, maybe I'll get the boot first, and I won't have to stay here all summer."
"Wishful thinking Link, and here comes Monkey D. Luffy! The soon-to-be King of the Pirates," Chris announced.
"HIIIII !" Luffy shouted, as his voice pierced both Link and Chris's ears.
"I guess you don't know how to turn down the volume a little bit huh?" Link asked.
"I don't have a volume button, I'm a person silly!" Luffy laughed, "A RUBBER PERSON!" Luffy shouted as he stretched his lip out, Link got wide eyed, Chris cringed.
"That's kind of gross man," Chris stated.
"But probably not the weirdest thing that we'll see," Link added.
"Well, here comes someone who you may know Link, it's Princess Peach from the Mushroom Kingdom," Chris announced.
"Peach! I haven't seen you since the Brawl tournament let out, how've ya been?" Link asked.
"Link, I've been good, I guess we'll be competing in this thing together than huh?" Peach asked.
"Looks like it, at least we've got each other's backs," Link said, with a smile.
"Yes," Peach smiled back, as another boat pulled in, and Chris announced it's arrival.
"The next contestant is…Sean Devlin!" Chris announced.
"Hello there everyone! My name is Sean, and here to kick some ASS!" Sean laughed, he had a cigar in his mouth.
"Who is THIS guy?" Luffy asked stupidly.
"Name's Sean Devlin kiddo, betcha never heard of me eh? Well I'm a bit of celebrity, and by the end of this ere' competition, everyone will know the name of SEAN DEVLIN!" Sean yelled.
"That's very cute and all Sean, buuut, you still need to MOVE so the other contestants can arrive," Chris announced.
"Don't tell me what to do! Just because you're the host, don't mean you can go bossin' us kiddies around like that," Sean stated.
"Yeeeah…, okaaay," Chris said, "Anyway, next up is Ramona Flowers…"
"Thanks for the brilliant introduction there Chris…," Ramona said.
"Well, it's not my fault that the guy who arrived before you ruined the mood that I was in," Chris said, "Yeeesh…"
"Yeah, okay, so…, where do I stand?" Ramona asked.
"Next to me baby! I've got plenty o'room for ya right here next t'me!" Sean laughed.
"In your dreams ashtray…," Ramona said, as she rolled her eyes, and stood next to Luffy.
"It's okay, I like em' when they play hard to get!" Sean laughed.
"Creep…," Ramona said, looking away.
"Interesting, we've got some conflicts already," Chris laughed, "let's keep them goin'! Next up we have the young…Maka Albarn!" Chris announced.
"Hello there everyone, it's very nice to meet all of you," She said kindly, in a soft-spoken voice.
"Hi there, I'm Link!" Link said, introducing himself, "Nice to meet ya!"
"And I'm Peach," Peach said.
"My name is Monkey D. Luffy! But you can call me Luffy!" Luffy said, tipping his trademark straw hat.
"Thanks, and you two are?" Maka asked, addressing Sean and Ramona.
"Not legal," Sean said.
"Not interested…," Ramona said, rolling her eyes.
"Oh, okay…," Maka sighed, "Guess we gotta few more people to wait on…," she said.
"Try eighteen short-stuff," Ramona grumbled.
"Ramona is right, there are still eighteen people left, well…actually…, technically, there is about to be seventeen, because here comes Shikamaru Nara!" Chris announced.
"Yeah, I'm only here because Tsunade said it was an S ranked mission…," Shikamaru said, as he slumped over, "what a drag…"
"What does S rank mission mean?" Luffy asked.
"It's a ninja mission rank, S is the hardest, but it's just a stupid reality show…, how hard could it be?" Shikamaru said, rolling his eyes, and sitting down against a pole on the dock.
"Interesting reaction…," Link said.
"Yes indeed, Shikamaru has definitely made his mark," Chris laughed, "Anywho, the next contestant is…Namine!" Chris announced.
The short blonde haired girl showed up with a sketchpad, "Hello," Namine said politely.
"She looks like she needs to eat," Luffy said.
"She needs to get a couple feet taller," Sean added.
"What a warm and friendly greeting," Namine said sarcastically.
"This is a competition, we aren't here to be nice…," Ramona said.
"She's got a point," Shikamaru laughed, as another boat pulled in.
"Oh yeah! Now she's a looker!" Sean shouted, as Megara stepped off.
"Everyone, this is Megara," Chris announced.
"Hey there boys, ready to play?" Megara asked.
"Yes ma'am!" Sean laughed.
"What a drag…, you're such a perv man," Shikamaru whined.
"And you're a bum, now that we've established the obvious, let's keep these arrivals rolling," Sean said.
"Our next camper is John McTavish, or as he likes to be called, Soap!" Chris announced.
"Affirmative! Soap reporting for duty!" Soap replied, "prepare for battle!"
"Battle? Is this guy okay?" Ramona asked.
"He seems a bit…loony…," Maka commented.
"Hi there, I'm Link!" Link said kindly.
"Link huh? Well soldier, it is an HONOR to make your acquaintance," Soap said, shaking Link's hand, as a helicopter passed by over head. "Hit the deck!" Soap yelled, as the helicopter kept on moving, only a small figure fell out of the helicopter, and eventually landed, after using a parachute.
"Hello everyone, sorry if I startled you," the figure said.
"What are you supposed to be?" Megara asked.
"Me? Why, I'm Aster Phoenix, the best duelist to ever live!" Aster explained.
"Aster! I'm the one whose supposed to be doing the introductions here!" Chris whined.
"Oh, sorry man, don't worry, I'm sure no one else will accidentally introduce themselves," Aster said with a laugh, as another boat silently pulled up.
"Everyone…, this is Ed!" Chris said, nothing happened, "Ummm…, ED!" Chris said, trying again, still, nothing happened.
"What's going on here, is this some kind of a joke Chris?" Peach asked.
"No! A competitor named Ed seriously signed up, but I guess he…chickened out or something," Chris stated, but the poor host didn't expect what was coming next. Suddenly, a strange, but powerful force tackled Chris to the ground.
"I LOVE CHICKENS!" Ed shouted.
"Oh great…, whose this idiot?" Shikamaru sighed.
"Buttered toast…," Ed said, as he picked his nose.
"Why did you pick this guy?" Shikamaru asked.
"I'm starting to wonder the same exact thing…," Chris said, as he rubbed his head. The next boat pulled up, "Everyone, this is Frank West!" Chris announced.
"Hi there guys, I'm Frank, I kick some major zombie ass, and I take pictures of stuff…AWESOME STUFF!" Frank said, as he put on his trademark sunglasses.
"Whose this asshole?" Sean asked.
"Soldier! I admire your commitment to slayin' evil!" Soap said.
"I appreciate your compliment, even though I'm not exactly sure…what that means to me yet, but…thank you!" Frank laughed, but as Frank said that, the next boat pulled up, the person who stepped out pushed Chris over, and then brushed Frank out of the way, he eyed the cast back and forth, sniffed, and then finally, cracked his knuckles.
"Whose scared?" the boy asked.
"Hey! Nobody touches Frank West in a threatening way, not even…Frank West!" Frank said, as he poked the boy.
"Nobody touches ME period!" The boy said, as he clocked Frank square in the jaw, knocking him out.
"Alright Jimmy! Stop! Everyone, this is Jimmy Hopkins, the most badass player on this entire season," Chris said.
"And don't you forget it," Jimmy said, as he cracked his knuckles once again, before standing in between Soap and Sean.
"At ease soldier, no need to be so rough with the enemy just yet, we're in neutral territory at the moment," Soap said.
"Whatever…," Jimmy muttered, as the next boat rolled in, a girl stepped off of it.
"This is Makoto everyone," Chris said.
"Hi there, is this really where everything is going down?" Makoto asked, with a blank stare at the other competitors.
"Yup, you arrived just in time princess, it's getting fun…," Shikamaru said sarcastically.
"Yeah, it sure looks like it…," Makoto said, with a sarcastic reply.
"GRAVY!" Ed shouted, getting a few awkward looks from other competitors, namely Megara and Makoto, who both backed away slowly, Luffy started laughing.
"Ummm…, okay, this already seems annoying," Makoto remarked.
"Cool! But get used to it Makoto, because here comes our next competitor," Chris announced, as a small blue man stepped onto the dock.
"Salutations everyone, I am Brainy Smurf, but my friends call me Brainy," Brainy explained.
"Chris, he's not even two feet tall! How the heck is he supposed to compete?" Megara exclaimed.
"He's informed us that what he lacks in size, he makes up for in brainpower, so he could compete with the bigger guys if he has to," Chris stated, "But I seriously doubt it, dudes to puny man! It's weird!" Chris said with a chuckle.
"Your comments do not surprise, as you do not yet know what I am capable of," Brainy replied.
"Well, we'll see in the near future I guess, but in the meantime, here comes Shinichi Akiyama," Chris announced.
"Hello everyone," the boy said, as he stepped onto the dock, he was very softspoken, and appeared to have been in deep thought upon arrival.
"Why is it that there's people who are as quiet as a mouse, and then people who are as loud and obnoxious as Luffy?" Sean asked.
"You're one to talk!" Luffy screamed.
"Shinichi is just a thinker, I think you'll find him to be very interesting," Chris said.
"Indeed…," Shinichi commented, as he slyly joined the others.
"Whatever…," Sean said, with a roll of his eyes.
"Puny human scum! You do not stand a chance against the wrath of ZIM!" the tiny alien boy said as he stepped off of his boat.
"I'm not human, I'm a smurf," Brainy replied.
"I'm not human either I'm afraid," Namine added.
"And I'm Hylian!" Link continued, tugging on one of his pointy ears.
"I'm a rubber human!" Luffy laughed.
"And this is Zim!" Chris said, "The little alien boy with aspirations of…taking over the world, and destroying all of humanity as we know it!" Chris said with a slight chuckle.
"Humanity will be destroyed! It is my destiny, my calling!" Zim yelled.
"Okay, okay…, yeesh, anyway, there is only five people left who need to get here, starting with…Najika Kazami!" Chris said.
"Hello everyone, I'm Najika, it is very nice to meet you all," she said sweetly.
"Najika is a daaaamn good cook," Chris added.
"It's true, I am pretty good!" Najika giggled.
"I like food!" Ed said happily, then stuck his tongue out.
Najika gasped, "Me too!" she said with another giggle.
"Oh…, I'm SURROUNDED by idiots!" Ramona cried, while gripping her forehead.
"That's okay, the next few people aren't that stupid," Chris laughed, as another person showed up, "Everyone, this is Finn! The Human Boy!" Chris announced.
"HUMAN SCUM WILL BE DESTROYED!" Zim yelled in the background.
"Thank you Zim," Chris said, "Hey Finn, what's up man?"
"ADVENTURE TIME!" Finn shouted, as he started running in a circle.
"Whose the sugar addicted thirteen year old?" Maka asked.
"He looks a little annoying," Megara commented.
"Hey! HEY! I'm up! What did I miss?" Frank asked.
"Nothing! In fact, you woke up just in time for Adventure Time!" Finn shouted, as he started running in a circle again.
"Hey, that sounds like fun! I'm in!" Frank replied, as he joined Finn in running in a circle.
"Ugh…, this is taking forever…," Aster commented.
"Do you not like that or something?" Chris asked.
"No Chris, not one bit!" Aster replied.
"Oh, then maybe I should just introduce the next person veeery slowly," Chris said, as slowly as he could, "Everyone…, this is Uuuuulrich…," Chris said, even slower than the first one.
"Ummm…, hi…, are you feelin' okay man?" Ulrich asked.
"Just fine, you?" Chris said, as he continued to speak slowly.
"Ummm…," Ulrich said, as he walked over to Aster and Maka, "Is he okay?"
"He's doing it to piss us all off…," Aster said.
"And it's obviously working," Maka teased.
"Right, well, at least I know our host isn't actually slow," Ulrich said.
"Anyway, moving right along here," Chris said, talking normally again, "Our next camper is…, Ron Stoppable, and his pet naked mole rat, Rufus!" Chris announced.
"Why does he get a pet?" Megara asked.
"Well, we figured it would be fair since we asked people with powers to join, and since Ron uses Rufus as a gadget, we decided to allow Rufus to tag along as well!" Chris explained.
"So Rufus can stay? Sweet, ya know, I never really thought that an island could be this crappy, but I guess that's what it gets for bein' in the middle of a cold lake, huh? It can't be tropical!" Ron said.
"Yeah, you've got that right man," Jimmy said, "I'm already over this place."
"Then leave…, please," Shinichi replied.
"Make me punk!" Jimmy growled, as he rolled his sleeves up, Shinichi just grinned, hoping to be punched.
"Stop man, there is no need to fight, who knows, maybe we'll end up on the same team, and we'll all be friends!" Ron said.
"Wishful thinking, let's hope that it doesn't come true…," Jimmy growled.
"Yeah, okay man…, I can't to be your friend!" Ron yelled after him, as a huge intimidating man stepped off of the next boat.
"People, this…, is Kratos!" Chris laughed, as Kratos smirked.
"So…, this is summer camp huh? Let's see how summer camp can handle me," Kratos said.
"He's HUGE!" Link said, getting wide-eyed.
"And tall!" Luffy added.
"And he looks like an evil intergalactic overlord," Ed finished.
"Eh…, he doesn't look so tough," Jimmy commented.
"I wouldn't mock him if I were you," Chris laughed.
"Yeah kid, you don't know who your pickin' a fight with, I suggest just leavin' me alone, unless you WANT to get on my bad side," Kratos laughed.
"You aren't so big, I bet I could take ya," Jimmy said, with a grin.
"I would adventure with you anyday!" Finn said.
"Same here, you look like you could tear a zombie right in half," Frank added.
"I have actually," Kratos said, as the last boat pulled in, it was Misty.
"Everyone, this is our final camper, Misty!" Chris said, as the young, red-head stepped off.
"Hello everyone, I'm here to win!" Misty said.
"Like that'll ever happen," Kratos said with a laugh, but Misty wasn't going to take that. She reached up and grabbed Kratos by the ear, Kratos simply cringed a bit, "ow…," he said.
"Don't talk down to me bub! I have just as good a shot as winning as you do! YOU GOT THAT!" Misty yelled.
"Yeah, ummm…I've got it," Kratos said, as Misty released his ear.
"You can have her man," Aster said to Ulrich.
"Nah man…, I'm good, besides, I saw you eying her up first," Ulrich said.
"And without further ado, we begin, now that all twenty-four campers are here it is time to pick the teams!" Chris said.
And that's it, everyone is present and accounted for. Please read and review. Also, to pick teams, in your review, please pick a number between one and ten, the people who get closest to the number that I am thinking of will be one team, while the ones who get farthest away will be on the other team.
Here's a quick cheat sheet for all of the competitors:
Aster Phoenix: The Celebrity
Brainy Smurf: The Annoying Nerd
Ed: The Idiot
Finn: The Young Boy
Frank West: The Photographer
Jimmy Hopkins: The Badass
John "Soap" McTavish: The Army Man
Kratos: The Powerhouse
Link: The Hero
Maka Albarn: The Sensible Girl
Makoto: The Tom-Boy
Megara: The Secret Lover
Misty: The Born Leader
Monkey D. Luffy: The Hyperactive Goofball
Najika Kazami: The Cute Cook
Namine: The Mysterious Artist
Princess Peach: The Sweetheart
Ramona Flowers: The Hard-To-Get Girl
Ron Stoppable: The Nervous Wreck
Sean Devlin: The Take-No-Prisoner's Irishman
Shikamaru Nara: The Lazy Genius
Shinichi Akiyama: The Silent Threat
Ulrich Stern: The Ladies Man
Zim: The Oddball
