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Russia abruptly stopped laughing.

He then got out his phone(once again, stupid use of language. If he got in his phone, well, it would be awkward to say in the least.) and typed in some numbers that were frustratingly illegible to the reader.

Had a mysterious conversation with someone.

Which consisted of this.

"Da?"

"Da."

"Nyet. I want item number 3104"

"Da."

"Da."

"Spasiba. Send it to code E."

"Nyet, E, not B."

"Are you deaf?"

"E for elephant."

"E."

"I sa-"

"Spasiba."

"What!"

"E."

"In the name of-"

"E!"

"Da."

"Spasiba."

"Do Svedaniya"

He then sits down, shuckles to himself.

And falls asleep.

Somewhere, next morning, an Englishman gets a small parcel.

He opens it, and stares.

Slowly, he read the message.

Then, he walks out of the room.

Comes back in with a machine gun and shoots the parcel and message into pulp.

Do you want to know what the message was?

From Russia, with love.

Doesn't explain much, does it?

I bet you want to know what the parcel was don't you?

I cant hear you.

Still can-

Fine.

Well then.

It was…

A pair of eyebrow tweezers.


BWAHAHAHA! I couldn't not do this...

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