Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the affiliated characters, nor do I make any money from this work of fiction.
WARNING!!!: This is YAOI, not just shonen-ai. There is male-sex ahead (pun totally intended) everyone, so please do not read in the same room as, say, a parent, a sibling... your boss...
This is un-edited/non-beta'd/straight off the top of my head, so please excuse any mistakes you might find.
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It wasn't often that Naruto got to see his teammate like this; covered from head to toe, encased in filth. Therefore, he felt the only appropriate action he could take was to laugh. Laugh so hard that he had to clutch his middle and fall onto his rear in the entryway to his apartment; gasping and seeing black spots dance across his vision when he was finished.
"Sai, what the hell happened to you?!" He finally managed to get out around chuckles, moving out of the way to let the dirty nin in out of the cold night. Sai said nothing as he walked passed the other male, toeing off his dirt encrusted sandals.
Naruto fell silent at the "no-nonsense" look on Sai's face. "Sai? Are you alright? Did something happen?" He came to stand in front of his friend. A disgustingly dirt covered hand lifted from Sai's side and connected with Naruto's chest.
Naruto glanced down when the appendage lifted… only to see a perfect imprint of the hand on his, previously, clean orange shirt.
"Gah!" he cried, pulling the shirt away from his body to further inspect it. "What the fuck?! I was clean, dammit." He gripped as he wriggled his upper-body out of the ruined material. He continued to grumble about doing laundry—again!—while Sai snickered quietly behind him; both moving out of the entryway and further into the apartment.
"I apologize, Naruto-kun, I could not resist. It is not often I am so dirty while you are so clean." The pale man made sure not to touch anything unnecessarily; it wouldn't have been fair to the blonde's clean apartment (an even rarer sight).
Naruto grumbled again. "So what did happen?" he asked with a critical eye trained on the ex-ROOT member. The blonde moved forward into the kitchen. He dug through a cabinet for a moment before pulling out his lone kettle. He began to perform the task of making some tea for his guest while Sai sat down at one of the small table's chairs.
The dark haired nin sighed. "The mission was as per usual. A simple extraction. Unfortunately, there was limited intelligence on the location where the item our client wanted us to retrieve was held. As such, my team went in blind."
Naruto stiffened from his place in front of the stove. There was nothing worse on a mission then going in blind. Any number of things could go wrong when that happened. The team could be outnumbered, there could be any assortment of traps waiting for them, and there was always the possibility of the entire mission being sabotaged.
If Sai had noticed Naruto's reaction, he continued as if he hadn't. "As it turned out, the security on the temple was in the form of Doton jutsus. The temple grounds were turned into mud as soon as we arrived."
Naruto whipped his head around to look at the seated man. Blue eyes blink incredulously before the blonde started laughing. He laughed until the kettle whistled and continued even after he had poured boiling water into two cups and added tea bags.
"I can't believe it!* An elite team, taken out by a bunch of fucking mud." He snickered as Sai blew a cooling breath on the tea and took a sip. "As unbelievable as it may be, Naruto-kun, that is the reason why I am so very dirty."
The demon container choked a bit as Sai's normally neutral voice dropped to a husky tone. He took a large gulp of the still steaming tea and coughed as he choked on that as well.
Sai stood from his seat to assist the ailing nin, thudding him solidly on the back a few times. He watched a bit morosely as flakes of dry mud rained down onto the linoleum floor.
"Naruto-kun," Sai began, trying to form a coy look on his face. He was only marginally successful. Eyelids fluttered as they tried to clear blue eyes of salty fluid; a result from they're owner's near death experience.
"Yeah?" He hazard, one could never be too cautious when Sai tried to make faces like; it usually led to the other man asking some uncomfortable questions or making awkward statements.
His apprehension was unjustified, this time. "May I use your shower?" the black haired man asked, eyes curving in amusement at Naruto's hesitancy. He wondered how long it would take the blonde to notice just how large a mess he was making.
Blond brows lifted up and a large grin took possession of the tan face. "Sure! Go right ahead. You can just borrow some of my stuff when you get done." He stood from his chair hastily, nearly knocking it over in his rush.
He ushered the way to the apartment's one and only bathroom. A small, square room with only the necessities: toilet, single sink with a cabinet underneath, and a combination shower-bathtub. A mirror took up residence along the wall the sink and toilet were attached to and the towel rack was affixed opposite.
Naruto opened the door and turned on the light, turning around just in time to have a black belly shirt covered in muck tossed into his face. "What the fuck?!" He sputtered… then stopped as he noticed Sai working on the button and fly to his pants.
"I was hoping you would join me. I do believe that I will need a bit of assistance with washing my back." Naruto's mouth dried up and dropped open as the black pants were shimmied off slim, lily white hips. Blue eyes followed the article of clothing as it made its progress over shapely thighs and down muscled calves.
"Um… yeah. Yeah. Fuck yes!" The blonde practically ripped his shirt from his torso and nearly tripped as he dropped his pants into an undignified heap around his feet. Sai snickered at him from the other side of the bathroom, turning on the water and adjusting the temperature.
Corded arms wrapped around a trim waist as Naruto molded himself to Sai's back. Burying his nose in the crook of the ex-ROOT member's neck, Naruto took in a deep drag of air; finding the smell of ink lingering underneath the earthy musk of mud.
Together, they moved into the tub; stumbling a little when they both tried to lift up opposing legs to get over the side of the large ceramic bowl. Sai lifted his face to the showerhead, arms coming up to start wiping the grime from his cheeks.
Naruto hissed as the water hit him, too cold for his taste. He reached forward and turned the hot water handle a bit more. Sai moaned as the water became more heated, the sound going straight to the other's groin.
The blond took a small step back to give Sai more room; grabbing the shampoo from where it rested on the inner edge of the tub and opening it to pour some out into his palm. He worked up a lather before applying it to the wet, black strands of his partner.
Sai moaned again when those thick fingers began washing his hair. As a rule, Sai usually never let anyone into the shower with him. What he did to get clean was really no one else's business. But, he'd make an exception for Naruto if the blonde continued to massage his scalp the way that he was.
Unfortunately for the pale nin, Naruto had other plans. Removing his hands from the mass of black, the fox container gently prodded the other forward to rinse the suds off. As Sai was ridding himself of the suds, the blond grabbed his hand towel—orange, of course—and lathered up some soap; fully intent on making sure every. Single. Inch of Sai was cleaned off.
Dexterous hands gripped pale shoulders and pulled the now thoroughly wet man out of the showerhead's spray. Naruto began by rubbing slow, soothing circles across the shoulders in his hands. He moved the towel around to the front, letting it snag a bit on the erect nubs he found on the laboring chest.
His hand and the towel went lower, dancing around on the man's taunt stomach and quivering navel. Hips thrust forward of their own accord, but Naruto didn't give the other the satisfaction of going just a touch lower. Instead, the towel moved to Sai's lower back; making a few brief swipes at where it had missed during its descent in the front.
Naruto pulled the towel back to lather more soap onto it, reveling in Sai's faint moan and half-step back. He put the square of terrycloth to work on the two perfectly shaped mounds of flesh that made up Sai's derrière.
He groaned as the pale man ground against him. It turned him on so much to watch the other practically writhing from his touch. He shook his head; the darkened blond hair flinging drops of water in every direction. 'Focus!'
The orange square was pushed down and between tantalizing thighs; Naruto's fingers just brushing against the base of Sai's sac. The receiver of the touches let loose a short breath; a pale, long fingered hand sweeping down to join the tan one resting on his waist, the other coming up so that straight, white teeth could bite down on something.
"Naruto-kun…" the ink user sighed and shifted even closer. "Shh," Naruto whispered into the ear before him, lips seeking and suckling on the lobe. He moved away from the lobe and down, breath ghosting along the slope of the man's blemishless neck.
His mouth opened and he bit down gently, carefully on the junction where neck bled into shoulder—his favorite spot. He pulled away after only a brief moment and turned the other man to face him.
Sai closed his eyes as their lips met, savoring the feeling of Naruto's incessant tongue trying to join his own. Naruto ended the kiss with a lighter peck then sunk slowly down to his knees, mouthing random pieces of flesh until he made it down to the floor.
Half-lidded black eyes watched as the Uzumaki lifted first one leg and then the other; applying a soft pressure with the still sudsy hand towel. Sai moaned as his left foot was taken and massaged gently, his head falling back from the sensation.
Unfortunately, when his head tilted back, he was met with a face full of luke-warm water; still falling from the showerhead. He extracted his foot from Naruto's grasp—smiling at the grumble from the blonde—and repositioned himself so that his back now rested against the tiled wall; out of the way of the water but still enjoying the moisture.
Naruto slid forward and over a bit to close the gap between them. He looked up from his position on the floor; over the subtly trembling legs, passed the gorgeous and erect cock, over the lightly heaving chest with its pert nipples, up the long and graceful neck, above the pink kiss-swollen lips and into lust-filled depthless eyes.
Naruto let out a pant at the sight. "Fuck, you look so good, Sai." The man under scrutiny's lips quirked a bit and a hand came down to hold the back of Naruto's head. "How good do I look, Naruto-kun?" Blue flashed and a smirk sprouted at the question.
"Good enough to eat." Naruto replied, then swallowed as much of the pale-pink arousal in front of him as he could.
The tiles gave an odd 'CRACK' when Sai's head collided with them, a loud cry accompanying it. "NARUTO-KUN!" rang around the small bathroom as Sai was reduced to a quivering mass of nerve endings.
Naruto gave no quarter, though, and increased the amount of suction on the rod of flesh trapped within his mouth. A calloused, tan hand came up to grip at twisting hips; its partner heading down to fist Naruto's own straining erection.
Both knew that neither could last for long at the pace they were going; Sai, because he had already been fairly tired from his mission, and Naruto, because of the sounds and sights Sai was presenting him with.
Naruto forced his eyes to remain trained on Sai's face, even though he knew the angle was going to cause some serious neck pain later. 'Deal with it!' he thought, throwing caution—and past experience—to the wind; taking the cock deep into his throat and humming.
Sai swore he saw God for that one moment before the world dimmed and his orgasm overtook him. He arched impossibly hard from the wall and into Naruto, screaming silently as his hands clenched and unclenched spasmodically; one threaded into blond locks, the other scrabbling against the wall behind him.
For the most part, Naruto could say that he held off his own end until the point when Sai's hand gripped his hair so hard he was afraid of losing it. He pulled off of the other's still convulsing organ in time to bite down into the supple flesh of a creamy thigh while he came.
Tan arms came up to surround the spent body of his partner, helping him as he slowly fell down to the floor. Naruto nuzzled into the clean black tresses of the other, a purr like sound rumbling in his chest.
Sai let loose a small yawn, burying his head in his lover's neck, nipping lightly with his lips at the flesh. 'My, it's good to be clean.' he thought, barely making a sound as Naruto labored them both up and out of the shower/bathtub.
He did, however, start snickering when Naruto realized that they hadn't brought any towels into the room with them, and only their dirty clothing littered the floor.
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End Shot 9!!
*--Anyone who is a fan of the Naruto Abridged, Abridged series should recognize this. If you haven't seen it, you totally should. ^^
Author's Note At The Bottom!
Hello! I know, I can't believe it either. lol This did not turn out in anyway the way I had expected it. Somehow or another, it turned into fluff. Not sure how that happened. I don't like the ending though, so I'll probably be editing it. If you like it, tell me and I'll keep it the way it is. ^^
Shot Ten is written, I just need to type it. See, my handwriting is, for lack of a better term, absolutely horrific. I'm lucky if I can get a couple of words out of a few sentences unless I'm really trying. ^^; So, we'll see how that goes.
As always, please review. I know it's a pain, but I wanna know what you guy think! I would also like some suggestions for the future chapters (MidnightsHeaven, I'm still working out the kinks to your suggestion. No worries! ^^). See?! I'll even dedicate the chapters to you.
