Hey people! I'm so sorry for not updating, but I've been busy with a bunch of school stuff.
This isn't my best work, so go easy on me in the reviews.
Disclaimer: I own nothing minus the plot and my OC's Charge, Adam and Lorcan.
The intro to So You Think You Can Dance Mobius plays, and then the camera pans over the hundreds of screaming fans in the audience.
The camera shows the centre of the stage, with the contestants lined up on either side. Charge suddenly drops Iron Man-style into the middle of the stage.
"The stage is lit, the contestants are ready, and the show's on!" he exclaims while standing up, thrusting an arm out to the contestants, "I've gotta cut to the chase here…"
A random black Noble M600 (love the car, hate the blue paint job) burst onto stage, followed by a red Corvette ZR-1. A thug leans out the window of the Corvette and fires an AK-74 at the Noble, which swerves and dodges the bullets. Somehow, the two cars miss all the contestants, who stand and stare in shock. As the camera follows the two supercars, they fly off the end of the stage and disappear.
Charge is standing there watching in shock before he realizes something.
"HEY! THAT'S MY M600 AND MY CORVETTE!"
Two names immediately come to his mind.
"ADAM AND LORCAN! I SWEAR TO CHAOS THOSE TWO ARE PAYING FOR ANY SCRATCH THEY PUT ON THOSE CARS!"
After he calms down a bit, he remembers the audience.
"Heh…err…was that out loud?" he asks the world, turning sheepishly with his ears flattened in embarrassment.
Since the three judges are directly in front of him, the three nod, their eyes wide and mouths open.
"Okay…I guess then we should get onto the dancing. Yeah, that'll be a good idea…"
Sonic come out and dances to You Can't Touch This by MC Hammer. (Sorry, too lazy to put in lyrics currently)
Leah: "Good. 7"
Marina: "Okay. 6"
JoAnne: "DIE FAKER! No score"
After JoAnne is once again pulled off the K.O'd Sonic, Shadow dances to Boom Boom Pow by The Black Eyed Peas.
Leah: "OMG, I LUV SHADDY! 10!"
Marina: "NO, I LUV SHADDY MORE! 100!"
JoAnne: "I LUV HIM THE MOST! 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!"
Leah: "NO, I'M HIS 100% OFFICAL GIRLFIREND, SO THEREFORE, I LOVE HIM THE MOST!"
Shadow sweat dropped and looked visibly nervous about another fangirl conflict.
The three glared at each other, waiting for the chance to strike.
There was silence, broken only by Shadow, Cory and Charge palming their faces simultaneously.
"FANGIRL FIGHT!" Silver yelled randomly, signaling for the madness to begin.
One long, action-packed fangirl fight later:
The three judges were dragged off each other, fire-eyed and struggling.
After the three are tied to their chairs, Marina and Leah are giving each other the evil eye, while JoAnne is screaming about how rain clouds are formed.
Charge tolerated it for a minute, but then walked over and stuffed a Coke Zero into her open mouth.
"I've heard that from Aqua nearly, oh…say, 1,000,000,000,000 TIMES, SO SHUT UP FOR THE LOVE OF MAPLE SUGAR!" Charge yelled at the fox/rabbit hybrid.
Once things get back to as normal as they can be with three crazy fangirls as judges and a host of equally colorful characters, Blaze comes on and dances to Umbrella by Rihanna.
Leah: "I really liked it. 9"
Marina: "Great Job! 9.5"
JoAnne: "Why should I care about that performance? 6"
Blaze, extremely pissed off, turned to Charge, "Can't you do something about her?"
Charge held his hands up in a shrug, "Hey, if people like it and it raises the ratings, I ain't doin' nuthin, sister."
He then ducked as a fireball flew over his head, missed, and hit a light fixture, causing it to melt into a puddle.
Charge then had to dodge various flammable projectiles launched from a super-ultra-hyper-extremely pissed off Blaze, as she ran around trying to burn the host into the middle of next week.
Even when Charge ran out of the studio, blowing on his tail in an attempt to extinguish the small fire that had started on it, Blaze followed, yelling angrily about the abuse of rights on FanFiction.
"ANGRY SHE-CAT ALERT!" Charge yelled to bystanders, which somehow got Blaze angrier, "Gosh, she needs anger counseling."
Blaze, overhearing this, went completely berserk and chased Charge around America, Canada and, for some reason, China.
One high-octane, multi-national cat chase later:
Charge stood balancing at the top of one of the lightning rods on top of the Bank of China Tower. Below him, Blaze stared up with fire in her eyes.
"Get down here and fight!" she yelled up at him.
"Uh, how about…nope?" Charge replied, before Light Warping away.
"Hey! No fair!" Blaze yelled at the spot where he once was, but at the current moment wasn't, "Where'd he go?"
Charge appeared in the Sai Wan War Cemetery, and looking around to make sure it was safe, knelt and placed a poppy at the grave of a fallen soldier.
Standing back up, he saluted smartly and disappeared again.
Back at the studio, the entire place was in chaos.
The fans had rushed past the barriers trying to prevent them from getting onto the stage, and had swamped Shadow. After they drugged the Ultimate Life Form, the fangirls dragged him to a shady part of the studio to do God-knows-what to him.
Silver had gotten the DVD of Hotel Rwanda (We're researching genocide for school, and I thought that this was a great movie, so…), and was watching the scene where the foreigners are evacuated and the Rwandans are left to fend for themselves. He was sobbing and kept blowing his nose loudly, and tossed the hankies behind him to create a massive pile of used tissues.
Cory had managed to sneak off with Charge's Noble, and was having a joyride through Station Square with it.
Flare had, of course, managed to get his hands on a giant bag of sugar, ate it all, and was now flying around blowing things up.
Sonic had woken from being K.O'd, only to be knocked out again and dragged away by a sugar-hyped Flare, who was running around burning things.
Eclipse had gotten her hands on some of Flare's sugar, and now was blowing stuff up with meteors and generally having a maniacal good time.
Enzan was playing with his chao/phoenix hybrid, Cheddars, who had gotten his hands on a rather large quantity of cheese through some questionable black market deals.
Tails had gotten his hands on Charge's IPad, and had re-programmed it so that it now held 1,000,000 Gigabytes, instead of the original 32.
Amy was running around trying to find Sonic, who was K.O'd in a broom closet where Flare had left him. Angry at not finding him, the pink hedgehog took out her anger on the stage lights a lá Piko-Piko hammer.
Rouge had predictably run off and stolen all the gold from Fort Knox.
After a brief attempt to settle everything down, Princess Sally had given up on attempting to stop the madness and joined in halfheartedly.
Cream had somehow managed to fall asleep throughout the chaos, cuddling up with Cheese.
So yeah, just your daily dose of insanity on everyone's favorite dance show.
Charge cautiously walked into the studio, saw the madness inside, turned on his heels, walked outside and proceeded to bang his head against the opposite wall in frustration.
Once his skull stopped throbbing, he turned and went back into the dance stage.
He inhaled, and after his chest had doubled in size, yelled, "OKAY, EVERYBODY LISTEN U-OOF!"
The last noise came after he was bowled over by Flare and a few of the dragon's friends.
The host lifted his head from where he was lying face down on the floor, and saw that the four pyromaniacs had set up a rock performance in the middle of the stage. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by AC/DC was blasting out of the speakers, and the fangirls had left Shadow alone to come and act as an audience.
"No way I'm getting outdone at my game." Charge muttered, glancing evilly at the crazy dragon and his band.
5 minutes later:
Static 101 had assembled, and now were blasting out When I'm Gone by Simple Plan. Slowly, the fangirls had noticed and had trickled over to listen. Soon, they started to go crazy with excitement and screamed along the lyrics. Flare also noticed the musical competition, and turned up his music.
Charge, at the mic as the lead guitarist/vocalist, saw his competition try harder to win back some of the fans.
"Oh, it is SO on!" he grinned.
Okay, so who wins the Battle of the Bands SYTYCDM Edition? Static 101 (Charge's band) or Pyro Punk (Flare's Band)?
I want you guys to choose, and also, if you want your OC to perform, put that in a review as well!
Cheers, and have a happy weekend!
Charge the Cat
